Chapter 4

Kayla: So why won’t you tell us anything about this man of yours.
Alexa: You’ll see him. He’s waiting inside.
Elena: Damn Alexa, that’s a mighty fine house of yours. You sure you’re not a hooker?
Alexa: I’m not going to answer that. Get inside.
(They walk to the front door. Kayla and Elena are carrying their luggage. They open the door and who is standing there…none other than Brian Thomas Littrell.)
Kayla: Ummmm…wrong house…sorry bout that. We’ll be heading out now.
Brian: No this is the right house. You must be Kayla.
Kayla: Holy poop on a stick! You know my name?
Brian: Alexa told me all about you guys.
Elena: (dropping her bags) Uh oh. That can’t be good.
Alexa: Guys I want you to meet by boyfriend, Brian.
Kayla: YOU’RE DATING HIM! GOSH DARN IT ALL TO HECK!
Elena: calm girl…calm. Don’t forget to breathe.
Kayla: (starts to take deep breaths) WAIT A SECOND! HIS FRIENDS AREN’T WHO I THINK THEY ARE…ARE THEY?
Alexa: tee hee
Elena: I’M GONNA HURT U LATER! SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN GIRLIE!
Kayla: I need to sit down.
Brian: over here…there is plenty of room.
Kayla: Alexa, I can’t believe that you are dating A BACKSTREET BOY and didn’t tell me. Doesn’t my wall o men mean anything to u?
Brian: Your wall o men?
Elena: Don’t ask. It’s better that u don’t know. She might make u run away or something.
Alexa: So u guys surprised?
Kayla: Is the Pope catholic?
Elena: (whispers to Brian) that’s her way of saying yes.
Brian: Thanks for that…I was a little confused.
(A cell phone rings. Kayla and Elena jump to the ground and cover their heads.)
Kayla: What the hell is that? There’s a bomb in the house. Kayla no like bombs.
Brian: Ehhhh…it’s a cell phone. (Brian answers the cell phone)
Elena: (getting up) Knew that, really I did. Just wanted to see your reaction skills. Kayla, get up.
Kayla: Alright, alright…I still don’t like bombs though.
Elena: When do we get to meet the rest of them? We need time to prepare ourselves.
Kayla: Should I go with the slut outfit or not.
Elena: KAYLA?!
Kayla: Your right, the slut outfit. Nah maybe not.
Alexa: Anyway, they should be here soon. Bri’s on the phone with them now.
Kayla: OH GOD!
Alexa: Come on I’ll show you to your rooms.
Elena: Ok…what is it that you do? Can you tell us now please?
Alexa: Let’s just say…I work dressing BSB for a living.
Kayla: No friggin way!
Alexa: Yeah. I’m their wardrobe consultant.
Elena: CRIMEY!
Alexa: Come on I’ll show you to your rooms.
(Alexa leads them to their rooms and they get changed.)

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