Chapter 2

(Meanwhile, Kayla is trying…and I mean trying to cook dinner)
Kayla:  Now where is that pan?
(Kevin comes home)
Kevin:  Kayla, I’m home.
(Kayla comes out of the kitchen)
Kayla:  Hey babe.  (Kisses his cheek) Gotta get back to work now.  (Walks back into the kitchen and yells) AND REMEMBER STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 
Kevin:  I remember.
(Kevin sits down in front of the TV and hears a noise from the kitchen)
Kayla:  DAMN IT!  THAT HURT!
Kevin:  Everything ok in there?
Kayla:  Yea, I’m fine.
Kevin:  Ok. (Goes back to watching TV…when the phone rings)
Kevin:  Hello.
Brian:  Hey cous, it’s me.  How’s it going over there?
Kevin:  Fine I guess, I’ve been told not to go into the kitchen.
(From the kitchen)
Kayla:  OUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!  CRIMEY THAT HURT!
Brian:  Is she ok? 
Kevin:  Not sure…but she sounds like she’s having trouble.
(Kayla comes walking out of the kitchen, covered in tomato sauce)
Kayla:  It’s gonna take a little longer than I expected.
Kevin: Oh my…you’re...you’re
Kayla:  Covered in sauce…thanks for pointing that out.  (Walks back into the kitchen)
AJ:  Dude, she’s covered in sauce?  How the hell did that happen?
Kevin:  Did you guys put me on speakerphone?
Howie:  Yea, we wanted to hear Kayla trying to cook.
Kevin:  It’s pretty interesting.
(A scream comes from the kitchen)
Kayla:  FIRE!!!!!  KEVIN…WHERE THE HELL IS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
Kevin:  Oh shit!  (Gets up and runs into the kitchen, finds the extinguisher, and puts out the fire)
Kayla:  That’s it!  We are going out to eat tonight!
Kevin:  You might wanna get cleaned up first.
Kayla:  Gee thanks. (Walks out of the kitchen and goes upstairs to shower.)
(While walking up the stairs)
Kayla:  Gosh darn it, just wanted to cook for my man and I almost burn myself to death…I think the kitchen is trying to kill me…it’s a conspiracy I tell ya.
(Kevin goes back to the phone to hear the guys laughing hysterically)
Nick:  I can’t believe it…I fell off my chair laughing so hard.
Brian:  I can’t breathe…my side hurts.
Kevin:  Ha ha guys…at least she tried…unlike some of YOUR girlfriends.
AJ:  Hey hey, my woman can cook and without almost burning the kitchen down.
Howie:  I think it’s a sign Kev.  Don’t let her try and cook again…cause then buh bye house.
Kevin:  I’m hanging up on u guys now.  (Click)

Chapter 3

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