Chapter 1

Setting: The girls are at Alexa’s and Elena’s house getting ready to watch “Men Strike Back.” The boys are recording some new songs for the next album.
(The girls are in the living room, Alexa comes in with popcorn…Elena with soda. They get themselves situated in their seats)
Kayla: This better be good. I’m suffering Kevy withdrawl.
Liz: Oh be quiet you. If I have to hear how much you miss your “sweet Kevy wevy” I’m going to hurt you.
Kayla: Reooooooow.
Alexa: Quiet guys, they are introducing the boys now.
(The girls focus on the TV)
Elena: Ooo ooo…it’s show me the meaning time!
Sandra: I can’t wait to see them.
Kayla: (gasp)
Alexa: What’s wrong Kay?
Kayla: Do you see what I see?
Elena: I see Nicky…and he looks fiiiiiine.
Kayla: Not that…look. (Points to Kevin)
Sandra: That isn’t what I think it is…is it?
Kayla: HE’S WEARING A FUCKING SKIRT!!!!!
Liz: Whoa! She swore.
Alexa: That isn’t a skirt. It’s…it’s ummmm…
Kayla: A SKIRT!
(Phone rings)
Elena: I’ll get it. (Gets up and gets the phone) Yellow?
(From the guys in NYC)
AJ: Hey Lane, is my woman there?
Elena: No.
AJ: Stop lying.
Kayla: (in the background) Why? (Pounding hands on the ground)
AJ: What was that?
Elena: Oh…nothing.
AJ: (to the guys) You guys have to hear this. (Turns on the speakerphone)
Kayla: You son of a whyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (Still pounding on the ground)
Kevin: What is wrong with Kayla?
Elena: You don’t want to know.
Kayla: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?
Elena: Uh oh. Ummm…the guys.
Kayla: Give me…the phone.
Elena: I don’t think that would be best.
Kayla: Give me the phone…now!
Elena: Umm Kay…no.
Kayla: (gets up and starts grabbing the phone) Give it to me.
Elena: (fighting for the phone) No…I won’t let you talk when you’re like this.
Kayla: GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE!
The boys: Whoooooooooa.
Kevin: Kayla, sweetie, what’s wrong?
Kayla: (getting the phone) You.
Kevin: What did I do?
Kayla: Don’t give me that…you know what you did.
Kevin: Refresh my memory.
Kayla: Where did I go wrong Kev? Where?
Kevin: You didn’t go wrong…what are you talking about?
Alexa: (in the background) TOO MUCH WHITE BRIAN…YOU LOOK SICK!
Brian: Tell her I’ll do better next time.
Kayla: He says at least it wasn’t as bad as WEARING A FUCKING SKIRT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!
Kevin: So you’re upset about the skirt?
Kayla: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Elena: (in the background) NICKY YOU LOOKED SOOOO FIIIIIIIINNNNNNE!
Nick: (blushing) Umm…thanks.
Kayla: MY MOM IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS KEVIN! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Kevin: I had pants on underneath.
Kayla: That makes it alllllll better.
Kevin: Really?
Kayla: NO!
Kevin: Ok then.
Howie: Kevin’s in trouble…Kevin’s in trouble.
Kevin and Kayla: SHUT UP HOWIE!
Howie: Ok then.
Kayla: What am I suppose to tell people? It’s ok…he had pants on underneath. Helllllllllo…you looked like a fucking fool!
Liz: Kayla…Enrique is on.
Kayla: I’LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER RICHARDSON! (Hangs up the phone and runs back to her seat)

Chapter 2

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