Chapter 4

(At AJ and Liz’s new home)
Liz:  Should we have it the summer or spring?
AJ:  What about fall?
Liz:  Ugh…I forgot fall.
AJ:  It’s ok Liz.  I think we should have it in either the spring or fall…summer is too hot.
Liz:  Good idea.  (Writes down spring or fall)  Inney meany miney mo…catch a tiger by the toe…if he hollers let him go…inney meany miney mo.   Fall it is!
AJ:  That was the cutest thing ever.
(Doorbell)
Liz:  (kisses AJ) I’ll get it.
(Opens the door and it’s Nick and Elena)
Liz:  Come on in guys.
Nick:  AJ, can I talk to you a second?
AJ:  Ok Nicky.
Liz:  Come on Lane, you can help me with bridesmaid colors.  What do you think about…fuchsia?
Elena:  Oh mother of pearl, nooo. 
Liz:  (grabs the dress books and takes Elena to the “study”)
AJ:  Wasup Nick?
Nick:  I need to ask you something.
AJ:  Shoot.
Nick:  Have you and Liz…done it yet?
AJ:  What brings this on?
Nick:  Just answer it.
AJ:  Yes, we have.
Nick: Oh.
AJ:  What’s going on buddy?
Nick: I…umm…nevermind.
AJ:  Oh no you don’t.  What is going on with you?
Nick:  Well…umm…how did you know when it was time to…you know?
AJ:  I know what?
Nick:  (sighs) It.
AJ:  It?
Nick:  (whispers) Have sex you moron!
AJ:  NICKY BOY!  Come on…sit…papa is soo proud of you.
Nick:  (sits next to AJ) Shut up man.  Nothing happened yet.
AJ:  Wait a minute…didn’t your father have this talk with you?
Nick:  (scoffs) Yes. But…I don’t know.  It seems we should…but I don’t know if I’m ready or if she’s ready.
AJ:  Ask her.
Nick:  It’s not that simple.
AJ:  Yes it is.
(Liz and Elena come back in arguing)
Elena:  There is NO WAY I AM WEARING FLORESCENT PINK!!
Liz:  Why not?
Elena:  Liz, no.
AJ:  (to Nick) Trust me on this on. (To the girls) Ladies!  What seems to be the trouble?
Elena:  Not only does she plan on making us wear dresses with puffy sleeves and a giant ass bow in the back…she wants FLORESCENT COLORS TOO!
Liz:  It was just an option.  They are cheap.
Elena:  Gee, I wonder why…NO ONE WANTS TO WEAR THEM…(looks at AJ who has a grin on his face) Why are you looking at me like that?
AJ:  No reason.  (Thumbs up to Nick)
Elena:  Umm.  Ok.  I’m gonna be in the car.
Nick:  Be right there Lane.
Elena:  Ok. (Goes outside with Liz still trying to convince her)
Nick:  Say one word of this to anyone…I will hurt you…got it?
AJ:  (salutes) Yes sir.
(Nick leaves and AJ does a little dance)
Liz:  (coming back in) What are you so happy about?
AJ:  Umm…I promised.
Liz:  AJ, remember our deal?  No secrets.
AJ:  Ooo…umm…but I…
Liz:  Spill it.
AJ:  Ok…Nick’s gonna get laid.
Liz:  (eyes bug out, mouth drops) Oh…my…god!   I gotta call the girls.
AJ:  Yea but…(he was too late…Liz was already on the phone with Sandra)

Chapter 5

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