Chapter 6
(Brian and Alexa have been studying for a long time. Brian makes a lil trip the “bathroom” and is currently on the phone)
Brian: (whispering) That’s right…one large pizza with extra cheese, pepperoni, and mushrooms. But you gotta come to the back door. Right…back door. Now when you get there, bark like a dog.
Alexa: (from the other room) What are you doing?!
Brian: (not in the phone) Going to the bathroom. Flush…gurgle gurgle gurgle.
Alexa: Those are NOT bathroom sounds Brian!
Brian: (back into the phone) Right…bark like a dog…no I’m serious…you’ll get paid extra…and hurry. (Hangs up the phone, Alexa walks in)
Alexa: Brian…this is not the bathroom.
Brian: It’s not? Damn it I always mix up the kitchen and the bathroom.
Alexa: Brian, I told you we can’t have any food until we finished…Chapter 17 “the happy lil molecule.”
Brian: I was hungry babe.
Alexa: Oooook…when they get here we’ll take a break.
Brian: Great, now maybe I should call them back up and tell them that they don’t have to go to the back door and bark like a dog.
Alexa: You actually told them to do that?
Brian: Yup.
Alexa: Don’t call…I want to see if they actually do it. (They both laugh and go back to studying)
(Back with Howie and Sandra. Howie is on the phone making arrangements and Sandra walks in with a plate of food)
Howie: (into phone) That’s right…I don’t know…(to Sandra) How many people do you think will be coming?
Sandra: (puts the food down on the desk) I’d say about 500 so far.
Howie: (back into phone) About 500 so far…right…the dinner will be included in the price…outside would be nice but what if it rains…a canopy would be good…ok then…I’ll call you back next week to finish the arrangements…you too…bye. (Hangs up phone)
Sandra: So I take it we found a place?
Howie: Yes. There’s gonna be press and everything.
Sandra: Uh oh…more interviews?
Howie: I love interviews besides you are gonna be right next to me so that I can’t screw anything up.
Sandra: That’s right. (She kisses him) Now eat.
Howie: Yes ma’am.
Chapter 7
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