Chapter 8

(Two days later, Kevin and Kayla’s luggage still hasn’t arrived…so they are now shopping for clothes to wear)
Kayla:  Hey Kev, what do you think about this dress?  (Comes out of the dressing room)
Kevin:  (eyes bug out) Wow.
Kayla:  That a good wow or a bad wow?
Kevin:  Very good wow.
Kayla:  Okie dokie…gotta add this to the pile.  (Goes back into the dressing room, gets changed, and brings the pile of clothes that she is going to buy)
Kevin:  Now it’s my turn.
Kayla:  You gotta try on the speedo.
Kevin:  Hell no!
Kayla:  Pullllleeeeeeeeease.
Kevin:  Nu uh.
Kayla:  Party pooper.
(Kevin tries clothes on and they both get on line to pay for the clothes)
Cashier:  Did you find everything you were looking for?
Kayla:  Damn skippy we did.
Cashier:  Great.  (Rings up clothes)  Ok that will be $250.00.
Kayla:  (looks threw her purse for credit card but can’t find it) Damn it…Kev…can I borrow your credit card?
Kevin:  Why?  What happened to yours?
Kayla:  I left it at the hotel by mistake.
Kevin: Why do you always have to use mine?
Kayla:  Well the choices are a) I use your credit card and get these clothes…or b) you be a jackass and not let me get the clothes and I’ll just have to walk around Hawaii…NAKED!
Kevin:  Why do you always blow things way out of proportion?
Kayla:  Kevin, we lost our luggage…I only have these clothes which I have been wearing for 2 days…things can’t get much worse.
Kevin:  I told you you should have put more clothes in your carry-on.  But noooooo…you didn’t listen to me.
Kayla:  Would a…could a…should a.
Kevin:  Oh that’s mature.
Kayla:  (sticks tongue out)
Kevin:  Even better.
Kayla:  So you gonna let me have the credit card or not?
Kevin:  This was a mistake.
Kayla:  Hellllllo, I told you this trip was a mistake to begin with…do you listen to me?  Noooooo.
Kevin:  I wasn’t talking about the trip…I was talking about this relationship.
Kayla:  (gasp) Kevin?!
Kevin:  I’m out of here.  (Turns to walk away, grabs his credit card, throws it toward Kayla, and leaves)
Kayla:  (in tears) Here you go.  (Hands the cashier the credit card)
Cashier:  You ok miss?
Kayla:  (breaks down, puts her head on the counter, and cries) No…I lost my Kevy Wevy.

Chapter 9

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