Chapter 11

(The next day, Elena pays AJ and Liz a little visit)
(Doorbell)
Liz:  Hey Lane.
Elena:  Hey Liz, here’s your necklace back.  (Looks at AJ who is just coming out of the kitchen)  You!
AJ:  (looks around) What I do?
Elena:  You knew about this the whole time didn’t you?
AJ:  Knew about what? (Walks over to the couch)
Elena:  IT!  (Smirks, thumbs up)
AJ:  Oh…that.  Yeeeea…kind of.
Elena:  (starts hitting him) How could you do that to me you punk!?
AJ:  (sits down on the couch) I didn’t do anything.
Liz:  Nick just came to AJ for some advice…that’s all.
Elena:  (stops hitting him and sits next to him on the couch) Grrrrrrreeeeat.  That’s what I need…advice from daddy mac himself.
AJ:  Hey!  So did you do it?
Liz:  (smacks the back of AJ’s head) None of your business…that’s what girl talk is for.
Elena:  What makes you think I would tell you anything traitor?
Liz:  Well…I just assumed…
Elena:  Let me put it this way…AJ I’m like…your lil sister.
AJ:  I know Lane.
Elena:  (leans in closer to him) Your little, naïve, innocent sister. 
AJ:  (thinks about it for a second and then gets up from the couch) I’LL KILL HIM!
Elena:  C-ya later AJ. (Gets up and kisses AJ on the cheek)  Bye Liz.  (Leaves)
AJ:  (walks after Elena but Liz stops him) Oh no he didn’t!
Liz:  Notice how she didn’t say whether they did…or didn’t.
AJ:  Yea.
Liz:  Let’s not kill anyone…alright?
AJ:  (sighs) Fine. (Sits back down on the couch)
Liz:  Now, what kind of icing do you want?  (Chuckles)
AJ:  (throwing a pillow at Liz) Hush you.
(Next day…it’s the charity event)
Holly:  So I hear you don’t have a girlfriend.
Howie:  Nope…that’s the truth.
Holly:  A great guy like you…single…that’s soo sad.
Howie:  It has its moments.
Holly:  Oh yea?  Like what?
Howie:  I’m sure that if I had a girlfriend I wouldn’t be able to talk to you right now.
(Sandra walks in and sees Howie with another girl and tries to get closer…but gets stopped by people)
Holly:  I have an urge to do something right now.
Howie:  What would that be?
Holly:  This…(pulls Howie in for a kiss)
Howie: (pushes her away) Well…I have an urge to do this.  (Kisses her passionately)
Sandra:  (finally gets to Howie just as they kiss) HOWARD DWAINE DOROUGH!
(The two stop kissing suddenly)
Howie:  Sandra…I can explain.
Sandra:  No need to…seeing as I’m NOT your girlfriend…you wouldn’t mind if I did this…(pulls Ricky in for a kiss) GOOD BYE HOWARD! (Storms out)

Chapter 12

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