Chapter 3

(Enter a cop) Guido:  Is there an Elizabeth Williams here? Liz:  I’m Liz…what seems to be the problem? Guido:  I heard there was underage drinking going on here…you’re gonna have to go downtown. Kayla:  Dun dun DUN! Guido:  (pulls out his handcuffs, handcuffs Liz’s left hand…take the other end and handcuffs it to the chair) Liz:  I thought I was going downtown. Elena: (laughing) HE’S THE STRIPPER!!!! Liz:  Oh…my…god.  I said NO strippers. Kayla:  That’s okie…you said he’s for me anyway…come on over here officer sir…I’ve been very bad. Guido:  (turns on his music and works his way over to Kayla and Elena taking his clothes off as he goes) How bad have you been ladies? Elena and Kayla: VERY BAD! Kayla:  I have dollars in my purse…don’t move…I’ll be right back!  (Runs and stumbles to get her purse) Sandra:  She is soooooo gone. Alexa:  You can say that again…but that stripper is FINE! Sandra:  Amen to that.  (Takes Alexa’s hand and goes over to where Elena and Guido are) (Kayla comes running back with her money in hand) Liz:  Ummm…guys. (The girls are too busy paying attention to Guido to realize that Liz is still handcuffed to the chair) Liz:  HELLO STRIPPER MAN…UNCUFF ME NOW PLEASE. Guido:  Sorry.  (Goes over in his lil speedo with dollars sticking out of the top and uncuffs Liz) Liz:  Thank you.  Elena: (comes over and taps Guido on the shoulder) I need to ask you something. Guido:  Go ahead…I’m done stripping anyway. Kayla:  Awwwwwww man! (Goes to sit down and a chair and misses) Vwoops! Elena:  Will you be my date to the wedding tomorrow? (The girls gasp)