The End of the Internet!

That's right, this is the Final Directory
on the very Last Webserver
on the Entire Internet!
(Located in beautiful downtown San Antonio, Texas)

You'll notice that there are no links on this page:
this is because you can't go any further from here.

YOU MUST TURN AROUND NOW AND GO BACK.
(Use your web browser's "BACK" button.)

If you have any further questions,
please contact your system administrator.

Sorry!