What's You Inner Demon?


You look at the clock and see that it's 11:00 am on a school day, but you're not at school. You...

Just woke up.
Aren't allowed in skool.
Are still doing your hair.
Went home for brunch.
Couldn't face the people there.
Are taking advantage of the time alone to...*ahem*.
Are in your back yard digging two parent-sized holes.
Are with your mommy picking out a new puppy.



School's out and you go to meet your friends where?

Friends...that's funny
At the park
My best friends are already here, attached to my wrists.
They come see me, but they always try to give me shots.
At the carnival, gotta love that house of mirrors
The local burger shack
Huh? It's that time already?
With derringers hidden in your clothes



When you get there...

You check the menu.
You rest for a bit until You're ready for another go.
You panic.
You head to the bathroom.
You check to see if there's any cops around.
You happily greet your friends.
You literally bounce off the walls.
It's so late that the place is closed.



You go home...

Happy with your day.
And raid the fridge.
And go to bed.
And dig more holes.
And log onto Sixies Cyber Brothel.
And cry.
And prepare a bubble bath.
Strapped to a gurney.



Which word appeals to you most?

Me
Death
Pizza
Sex
Rainbow
Blankie
Pigs
Blood



And which color?

Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple
Black
White



You got caught, what gave you away?

The internet history
The scars
The bloodstains on your jacket
The surveillance footage
The empty wrappers
The cat hair on your bed
You on your bed
Come on, there's no mistaking you



You find $100. what do you spend it on?

A new straight jacket
Porn
Prozac
A vanity mirror
An aquarium
Food
Linens
Sharp and pointy things



What's your favorite of these Disney characters?

Winnie the Pooh
The Mad Hatter
Scar
Cinderella's Stepsisters
Genie
Princess Aurora
Pongo
Bambi



And finally, what do you feel right now?

Tired
Weird
Famished
Pissed
Aroused
Sad
Sexy
Happy



Please make sure you've answered all the questions!
Code adapted from colleen’s quiz tutorial


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