| Recently there has been an influx of new people into the structured world of KFC…the trainees. Naturally at one stage we were all trainees but these new trainees are an interesting and perhaps a little unfriendly bunch… Perhaps what differentiates the latest batch of trainees is that they have all been trained under Malu’s new team CHAMPS challenge attitude and their new ways threaten to kill off ours. No longer can we casually sprinkle the salt over the chips or put a few scoops of lettuce on a burger…now there are exact grams that we must be aware of and new salt shaking procedures. These trainees think they know their stuff but as yet haven’t been fully indoctrinated into the world of the people of KFC – those that have been there before them… |
| DYKES |
| Small, young and attractive in his own way is little Chris. He has been thrown into the deep end on a few occasions when called in by Malu on nights short of staff to look after Lobby by himself. However, he does not make a great deal of effort to talk to us all yet and on the occasions were have tried he has been a little cold. But he’s getting there, in his own little weird way. He sometimes tries to blend in with the croud by insulting people and not doing what he’s told, as if it was a joke rather than a command. |
| Already the “lucky” girl has been chosen to be a sexual partner for dear Elvis :D Chantal is tall with light brown hair and has already been established to have a bitchy mother. She has a slightly arrogant, superior edge to her, like she is better than all of us, maybe because she has fallen under Malu’s spell! But she has recently been excepted by some. Her true self has shown more lately. Her true self being quite a fun and nice girl. She has also adopted the nickname ‘Bridgett’ because she has uncanny looks to the character in ‘Bold and the Beautiful’. QUIT |
| STEWART |
| A male Kerri, plump, short and robust and filled with lots of energy and enthusiasm he can seriously wear you down…seems like a nice kid though not a trouble maker. By the end of each shift his hat is drenched in sweat. Still he is very anoiying the same way Kerri is and has that same sort of "I dont have to listen to you" attitude as most trainees have. Being similar to Kerri it would be ideal for them to be quite friendly to one another, and they are. Some suspect a romance is brewing between the two. 14 May. Stewart has obviously opened up alot more since he's been at Kfc. Not only does he dribble so much shit but he also farts like theres no tomorrow. He very resembling to a pig. |
| JAMAL |
| Jemal is still fresh and yet to come out of his shell, but the question is will he. He's been known to laugh a few times when a joke has been made, trying to make some sort of a effort to insert himself into the group, but doesn't really look very interested in befriending someone, maybe he's simply there for the work. 25 Mar. Jamal has now become a bit more laid back. He already sees himself as one of the team which is good but in ways this has gone a bit far. He has followed in his close work mate, Dykes, footsteps being called on several occations annoiying. Like Dykes he thinks he can boss the oldies around, not gonna happen. We must put them in their place. |
| DOM |
| Dom has only worked a few shifts so it is still really to early to judge. But as described by a old friend "She's really really fun and is just like me (?) she's just shy at the start". Well since then Dom has slightly opened up a bit more. Malu finally sees the good work she produces and the other workers have no problems with her, not even the wicked witch. A fun taste of things to come. 14 May. Dom had failed to turn up for a shift and quite frankly had had enough of Malu's shit, who could blaim her. She was happy to hear she was FIRED |
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| CHANTEL |
| STEVEN |
| ADAM |
| KYLIE QUIT |
| SABRINA QUIT |