Name: Kerri

Nick Names: Looser

Sex: Female

Age: 18

Description: well where do we start? Slightly obese, hang on maybe reaching elephant like proportions…perhaps a slight case of elephantitus….?.Perth Zoo would make a good home. Kerri has red stringy hair and pimply skin. It is cut in a rather boyish style. She has kinda big eyes I realized and occasionally wears eyeshadow but this always comes off rather oddly….no Halloween costume for this one! Kerri considers herself quite the party animal – only the last part of this statement is correct

Personality: very in your face…. loud…up herself…opinion of herself overrated, annoying…enthusiastic, confident…BOSSY, takes over customers…wonder woman, irritatingly chirpy, exuberant  likes to regale us with stories of her non existent social life like the time when she dressed up as a disturbing hand cuffed sex symbol and had all the guys after her…riiiight

Commencement of Employment: been here too long, feels like forever

Overall perception by people: - to quote Suzanne – “when you need her help she’s not there but when you don’t want her she is always there [which is more often]” Most people would consider her the most annoying person they have ever met. It’s impossible to look past her superficial aspects.

Most outstanding feature: her weight and annoying personality

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