stone henge!!!!!!!!

one of the many famous historic land marks of great britannia!!!!!!!!!!!! the one seen below is the recreation of this famous land mark, made by me and my age old friend rachy wachy!!!!!!!! we made this very accurate replica wen we wer on the lurvely beach in cornwall (wer we go every yr 2gether in the o so luvely 70's style bungalow thingy) at a rather late hour of the night!!!!! and we all know wots under there dont we rach ??? ok 4 the rest of u th@ still remain clueless it is "the life of a penis" th@ me n rach made outa various crap (not literally) we found on the beach and showed 2 a rather drunk by passer!!!!!!!! (i say by passer he was wotchin us 4 bout and hour!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tips on how 2 make ur own stone henge!!!!!!!! 1.make sure its dark and nobodys around (unless ther 2 outa ther heads 2 notice) 2.make sure u have the correct equipment: ie. sticks 'n' stones.....may break my........ , plenty of other crap...........and a penis!!!!! 3.skillful minds (ie. the knowledge 2 create!!!!!) 4. make sure u r wearing dungarees and sexxxxy undies (as protection)....ahem! 5.always carry a camera 2 take a picture so u can treasure th@ special moment!!!!!!! 6.make sure 1 of u is a member of "saint john's albulance"  (or @ least go 2 ther pantomime every yr) ie. rachel!!!!!!   7. try n "pull" before "hand" so th@ ur in a hyper mood! 8.finaly ask another persons apinion on ur "masterpeice"!!!!!!!!!