LVCquerk

Look at it! Accept it!! Look at my BUTT!!! The worse thing you can try to do is ignore it... it's a total circle, don't you see? You can't hide from it... it's a force to be reckon with. Accept it before it destroys you!

I have an Apple Junk headache.

"Cwamp"

Hot chocolate... the water is implied.

My favorite tempo marking is larghetto , because it contains the word "ghetto." Once you step up from the small ghetto you find yourself in the lar-GHETTO!!

Yeah... and there's nothing worse than a spanked penguin.

FIBBER, FIBBER, pants on... uhhh... fire!!

I met the Hershey Kiss the other day and shook his hand... no... I think it was the Crackle Bar. Then I kicked him in the junk and ran away. Those candies in their suits couldn't keep up.

Wow, that monkey's hung.

TurnPike All-Stars

Is that the movie about Billy Elliot... oh that was "Billy Elliot"

-Do you know how many men I talk to?
-It's kinda like guessing how many jelly beans are in a jar... you just never know...

It takes two to tang-... well, to do a lot of things...

It's "FI" at Halloween.

Well... seeing as how we're talking about V7 chords.... uhhh... I think... I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess... could it be.... this piece has ... ummm... uhh.... V7 chords?

Aww "F"...
Yes... yes it is, with one flat.

There's not always room for J-E-L-L-O...

Why am I always the weird music girl?

It's cool when guys spend money and stuff for nice jewelry, but like 700 bucks for a necklace for an anniversary present is just wack, dude! I could use that freakin' money on Rangers' season tickets.... or 700 kazoos!

Sloppy Hoes!