| Previous Hotties on or close to Top Ten Kristian Alfonzo Bounces back and forth between this list, and the big one above. Soap hottie better with age. Anne Hathaway Big eyes, big smile, and an essense of vunerability Alicia Minshaw Super think Soap hottie, great eyes and butt Natalie Moralez Today Show hottie was recognized, and now moves on Rachel McAdams Had her chance in the limelight, and did nothing with it. Need to see more. Maria Menounos A hottie, but a one hit wonder for Whitey. Teri Hatcher Saw her in some magazine, and she looked anorexic. Jennifer Flavin Hasn't been seen hawking skin care products on HSN lately. Penelope Cruz Drops back into the old hottie bin from #8 last edition Faith Hill Out of site, out of mind. Shania Twain See above Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret model just lost visibility. Elizabeth Hasselbeck The View just can't get annoying enough, can it? Liz Hurley See Above Rebecca Budig Soap Hottie (got her props in 9.2008 edition) |
Pub Hottie Patrol Sargent Whitey Chrisacoju with Opray Winfrey, shortly after the initial list aired. |
| Whitey's Pub Top Ten Hotties! |
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| For years our faithful readers have requested our take on the hotties of the world. For years we declined. Isn't there enough internet porn? It wasn't until a recent vacation that our very own Whitey's Pub hottie joined in with the discussion, that we decided to throw down our top ten for public viewing. Shit, we'll keep it clean too! This is an ever changing list. A new movie, a new video, a new photo, or just the way the light helps with a certain pose can launch a new hottie to the top of the pack... Enjoy. |
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| Think somebody needs to be on our list? Comments on our current hotties? Shoot us over an email at whiteyspub@yahoo.com |
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| Viewers Choice Hotties... Hottie Founder Chazz Seafoam's Picks Christimas List Top 10 1) Maria Menounos 2) Miranda Kerr 3) Natalie Portman 4) Megan Fox 5) Keira Knightley 6) Rachel McAdams 7) Julianne Hough 8) Kristen Bell 9) Anne Hathaway 10) Jordana Brewster Stocking Stuffers: Jessica Alba, Jaime Pressly, Katie Holmes |
| 1. Keira Knightley (2)
The only hottie on the list who has smaller breasts than Whitey. Who cares though, especially if you ever saw Pirates of the Carribean. Drop dead gorgeous. Tough to believe this hottie is also the same girl from Bend it Like Beckham. Many different looks for this Attonement hottie, once again at the top of the list for our Holiday (Oscar nominated to boot). Unlike #3 on this list, Miss Knightley is much more attractive when speaking. Click here for her interview on Letterman. 2. Keri-Ann Halkett (6) The big mover of the Holiday Edition. Up from number six by doing nothing other than looking right into the camera and giving me all the bad new Phiadelphia can muster up. Most recently during a football Sunday a FOX news update came on. The pub fell silent, as the crowd gazed into those hazel eyes. As mentioned, incredible news glance, coupled we suppose with some nice makeup work. She has a body shape of a 2 X 6 we think, but you still can't drive in Philadelphia without seeing her on the side of a bus, or billboard. She can also be found on FOX 29's newcasts, either currently in the evening, or during the morning program. This makes her a local hottie, all the more intriguing! Stunning facial features, although she could probably smile more. 3. Jessica Simpson (1) Drops out of the top two for the first time ever. Recently saw her on David Letterman (click here), and was not impressed. She needs to either sing or shut up, preferably the latter. Still need to see JS in that movie shot in a Home Depot with the annoying Dane Cook guy. Most excellent in The Dukes of Hazard, could not have looked hotter. Probably one of the dumbest hotties too, but that is for another webpage. Great features. What's up with that neck though? She can't speak without becoming a bobble head. 4. Vanessa Marcil (4) Stays put in this edition. Not that she's done a ton of work lately, but those reruns of Vegas on TNT in the early afternoon are spectacular, and most recently she was seen wearing stuff that needed glue to stay up. We dig that. That brings to mind the three best TV shows that are actually better with the sound off. 1- Vegas. Marcil is joined by fellow hotties Molly Simms and Nicky Cox there, and everyone is wearing something low cut or very shapely fitted. 2- Baywatch. 3- Charmed. 5- Scarlett Johannsson (R) Returns to the top ten. Haven't really seen her in all that much lately, other than hearing she got married. You know a girl is top ten hottie material when you bum out that somebody you don't know, nor will ever even seen in person is off the market. Did catch her on the Jay Leno show too a few weeks back. Unlike Simpson or Monaco, Miss Scarlett is even hotter when speaking. 6. Jennifer Love-Hewitt (3) Drops down after a few unflattering paparozzi shots, and some lackluster and not nearly enough cleavage episodes of Ghost Whisperer, where she is always wearing something low cut. Was an origonal hottie on the list, and for many months graced the top ten. Was removed at the top of the year though, only to return in June after a very impressive Hanes Bra commercial. If she can stay in the limelight whilst wearing nary an outfit, should remain on the list for months to come. Really, those Hanes commercials are solid. 7. Kelly Monaco (5) A Soap Hottie. With no real shakeups in the top half of the list, she stays put at #5. Recently wowed us while working the heavy bag whilst wearing something skimpy. Has been on the list since inception. She will be crying at some point on ABC's General Hospital from 3:00 - 4:00 every weekday afternoon. Some say she's on the list due to her performances on Dancing with the Stars. We argue its more for her performances with Heff in front of the lens. Meeoow! Have seen naked. 8- Alexis Glick (-) New to the Whitey's Pub Hotties list in the 19th edition. Glick may be the most intelligent hottie of the group. History. Last year she moved over from NBC's The Today Show to join fellow hotties at Fox News. She is currently the VP of Business News, and sports a very likable set of cheekbones along with a great smile. 9. Denise Richards (7) Richards fading again down the list this edition. Too much Denise Richards we are learning is too much Denise Richards. She looks like an aging housewife more than a hottie on her show (Denise Richards It's Complicated). Not good. Still has those stunning eyes, a great smile, and a brilliant rack. Can we say that in here? Well we just did. Are they real? Well we just don't know. 10. Courtney Friel (10) Just barely hanging in the top ten, but she really does exude a natural beauty and very clean teeth. Friel comes courtesy of Fox News. Ya know, for all this "conservative, republican, moral authority" stuff the folks at Fox spew, isn't it amazing that they are usually #1 in complete junk programming, and also the leader in finding complete hotties to read the news? Anyway, this hottie is from Norristown, PA and plain out smokin'. Apparently made her mark covering Poker Tourney's in Vegas, which makes her the perfect candidate to tackle the important issues. Who cares, she's on fire. |
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| Chaz and Natalie at a recent accounting seminar in Vineland |
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| 19th Edition November 2008 |
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| (Hottie name, last edition ranking, rationalization) |
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| Chuck and new fling Maria, just after catching The Lion King in New York. |
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| O v e r r a t e d C i t y Cameron Diaz ~ Lindsay Lohan ~ J Lo |
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| Elizabeth Taylor "Was hot before she was strange" Those blue eyes and perfect skin too much for most men |
| Raquel Welch "THE sex symbol of the 60's" Sexy name only outdone by incredible rack |
| Farrah Fawcett "The hottest Charlie's Angel married the Six-Million Dollar Man" For adolescent boys in the 70's, you weren't cool unless this poster hung on your door. |
| Rosanna Arquette "Desperately Seeking Susan's Sleeper" Acting flaky since the 80's, with those big blue eyes, sexy overbite, and knockout body. |
| Meg Ryan "Hands down, the winner of sexy-cute" Could be the girl next door, and wouldn't that be nice? |
| Brooke Sheilds "A classy hottie since child acting days" Simply put, she's beautiful. Would love to see her kick Tom Cruise's ass too! |
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