"I didn't realise the short loan books were in the short loan section!" (Becky, what were u thinkin?!!!)
"Small town in Spain, your just a small town in Spain" (classic footy chant from George aimed at some Portugal fans)
"Awww Stu, Stu do you want a pillow..." Stu drunkenly nods..."U WANT A FUCKIN PILLOW, A FUCKIN PILLOW!!!!" (as Jamie beats him shitless on his birthday with a pillow! Hahaha!)
"I'm not getting my brother drunk tonight" (George, as if it was guna happen!)
"I wouldn't actually be that surprised if Johnny Vegas turned up in my fridge" (Jonny after watching his new TV advert)
"Ow that's cold" (Stef getting hit with a snowball - what did you expect?!!!)
"Being a horse has got to be the worst job in the world" (Nick)
"I just needed someone to keep me up"!!! (Jonny describing his leaning post when pissed)
";I didn't realise Lboro was that sporty" (Jenny)
"Whats the theme for tonite?" (Andy on Halloween night)
"Is Rev not very smart or is he just not very motivated?" (Rich)
"How many halves in a game of hockey?"(Stu)
"I saw the giant banana and just couldn't stop myself" (Nick playing Mario Kart)
"Innit it weird when u go on a nite out, meet sum random lass, stick your tongue down her throat, then walk off again?" (Stu)
Chat Up of the Week (Named and Shamed!!!)
This I think ends up as chat-up of the year...
George - "Who do you want, me or my mate?"
Fat Bird - "Both of You"
George - "Oh, OK, fancy a threesome then?"
Fat Bird - "Yeah"
Just so you know, Georges mate was Gaz! haha!
