| Welcome one, Welcome all. This section will show the world the many wonderful sports we, the whiznitch, have created from the cosmic vapors of space. Enjoy. |
| Sports of the Whiznitch |
| Brought down from the mountain by two young boys on a holy voyage. In the beginning there was Hackhock and it was good. |
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| Why waste time explaining it all over again? Why not go to the original source? |
| Compared to Hackhock, Abadu-ball is the little brother who smokes in the basement and eats the last little bit of Ice cream then leaves the box in the freezer making you think there is still some left. BUT THERES NOT! He probably owes him money too... |
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| Super-Happy-Fun Ball is beyond description...So just go and see it. |
| Fresh off the press, it's Matrix Ball. 5 players, a trampoline, and a ball. What more do you need to know? Nothing. Oh wait, did I mention you'll need a shovel? |
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| You gotta click on the picture to see the fun. |
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| Well, we just don't stop inventing! Fresh off of a different press than the M-ball press, is LidHock. It's a tiny, travel, table-top version of Hackhock! Coolbeans! |
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| Well, we obviously didn't invent the great game of hockey, but we can sure as hell create a team that consists of pure whiznitch muscle, can't we? |