Wednesday, September 24, 2003:, Demonstration: The investigation continues. (Vancouver BC Canada) :
Greetings fellow comrades from the west coast and Vancouver BC Canada. This morning at 9:00 AM
special agent Robert Stone infiltrated the Vancouver BC Provincial Courhouse in hopes of documenting a positive sighting of "Justice Gone Wild" and distributing our contact information to all those exposed. A short while later special agents Robinson and Millar converged on the contamination zone. Agent Robinson immediately endeavoured to set up a perimeter utilizing available signs while agent Millar entered the contamination zone to collect further data. Special agent Williams arrived a short while later and assisted agent Robinson in posting signs along the outer parimeter utilizing the biggest one directly out front of the court house main enterance to provide adequate warning to those entering. Meanwhile agent Stone , later joined by agents Williams and Robinson directed traffic out front and again asked everyone to insure their horns were operating and reassured passers by that all was under control. Special agent Millar was successful in obtaining further data and samples of this epidemic to aid us in our research. Four big sherriffs in fear for our safety and concerns of mass hysteria asked us to relocate the biggest of our signs. At one point a woman with very masculine attributes, infected from prolonged exposure, attempted to foil the investigation and contaminate the samples. Special agent millar attempted to calm the irrational individual and continued in his research. Agent Robinson was finally able to detach himself from potential exposure by requesting that she disperse. Agent Robinson later expressed concerns that prolonged exposure may cause deformation of human cells to rationalize the evident fact that this woman was more masculine in appearance than feminine. This finding by agent Robinson has not been verified and will require further Investigation. All in all it was a productive day. Unfortunetly some of our samples collected yesterday were contaminated, requiring our tactical team to once more go back into the contamination zone of the New westminster Supreme Courthouse tomorrow at 10:30 AM until 2:30 PM. We look forward to seeing more of out team tomorrow to assist us in this investigation.
As a reminder, tomorrow evening, September 25, 2003, we will be holding our "Equal Parenting Week" public candle light vigil out front of the Vancouver Art Gallery at percisely 7:30 PM.
" CHILDREN NEED BOTH PARENTS" |
