| Equal Parenting Week Events 2003 |
| September 26, 2003, Friday: - (Coming to a courthouse near you) - The investigation continues. Greetings fellow comrades from the west coast and Vancouver BC Canada.This morning our decontamination team converged on the Vancouver Supreme Court in Vancouver BC Canada. Upon arrival special agent Rob Robinson observed a yellow substance upon the street surface in front of the the court house. Could this perhaps be another clue? Agent Robinson collected a sample of the substance to be analyzed. This finding was smaller in area and is not believed to be related to yeserdays findings.Taking no chances agent Robinson warned the others and surgical masks were donned by our tactical team. Once more a perimeter was established utilizing large signs. Accross the street a sign, "Charter Rights Violated Here" hung high on the poll to insure adequate warning could be provided. Many more signs were utilized to insure public safety. Special agents Don Williams, Darrell Trociuk and Rob Robinson insured traffic was flowing smoothly out front asking all to make sure of proper functioning horns. Air horns again blared in the background indicating further sightings of "Justice Gone Wild". Special agents Rob Stone and David Millar interviewed witnesses and collected more significant data. (Over 300 signatures on petitions to parliment) Special agent Brad Stringer was utilized to assist in collecting data as well. A tall flag pole with a stunning purple flag was placed out front to mark the contaminated zone. At 2:00 PM our tactical squad hastily left the contaminated zone, receiving a tip that a serious infestation was to be found 6 blocks away at the Vital Statistics Agency of Vancouver BC Canada. Our team leaped into action , packing their gear and dispersing from the Supreme Court of BC after taping off the enterance way with "Danger Do Not Cross", red perimeter tape. Having secured the zone agents Millar, Stone, Williams, Trociuk and Robinson converged on the BC Vital Stats. Agency office building. A perimeter was quickly established and special agent Stone entered the contamination zone in search of any Charter Rights not yet violated. Meanwhile special agents Williams, Trociuk and Robinson looked after crowd control and insured that motorists horns were functioning. Special agent Millar diligently collected further samples and collected more data. Special agent Robinson then infiltrated the establishment. Upon entering the infected office in bright yellow Fathers For Justice t - shirt with bold black letters, Robinson approached the receptionist and asked if he could speak with regional manager Bill Moncour for a moment. When Mr. Bill Moncour had approached agent Robinson , Robinson asked if it would be okay if he stood directly out side of their office which can be clearly seen through the big glass window, with one of his signs to warn of possible contamination. Mr. Moncour who was stunned from prolonged exposure to 'Justice gone wild" agreed to allow special agent Robinson to do so, asking in complete astonishment, "Which sign?" Special agent Robinson then lifted up his large "CHARTER RIGHTS VIOLATED HERE" sign and replied, " This is the one I will be using.' The look on Bill Moncours face was pricless as special agent Robinson stood there with this sign facing into the office for the next five minutes. Meanwhile agents Trociuk, Stone and Millar raised further awareness outside. Shortly after agent Robinson emerged from the contamination zone he and agent Millar dispersed, leaving agents Stone and Trociuk to seal off the site. Agent Williams was called to another sighting and hastily left. Nonetheless after an entire week of investigating this epidemic and collecting samples our team will be now busy interpreting their findings and will reserve judgement until a later time. A job well done everyone, Bravo and thank you to everyone who participated. Best Regards: Robert Robinson |
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