4/25/03
"I have problems with clothing... drawing it, I mean!" -- Erich
4/24/03
"Carbogens..." -- Gerdef
4/23/03
"I was just thinking about something random. I don't know what it is yet." -- Erich
4/22/03
Just so you know, aye, I did built a railgun. Aye, it did fire. Not very well, but it still fired, and I know how to make it more powerful next time.
4/21/03
"We need a video of you blowing yourself up."
"The railgun doesn't have any explosive components."
"Since when has that ever stopped you?"
-- Henry / Ceres / Henry
4/20/03
"Why do you people always sit across from me? Are you trying to intimidate me?"
"Yes."
-- Divides / Ceres, Gerdef, and Henry in unison
4/19/03
"I don't think the camera took a picture."
"You mean we have to throw her in the pool again?"
-- Margo / Ceres
4/18/03
"Y'all come see the play now. Good god, I can't believe I just said 'y'all.'"
4/17/03
"Word."
"Noun."
-- Matt / Ceres
4/16/03
"Shalome, y'all." -- Margo
4/15/03
"Why can't your head explode like everyone else's!?" -- Ceres
4/14/03
"Oh, god..."
"You called?"
"You listened?"
-- Matt playing all roles of a conversation
4/13/03
"Stop walking. You're walking away from me! Augh! Get away! No! Wait! Come back!" -- Matt
4/12/03
"You know, there was one book that I refused to read in high school. I didn't think it would happen, but when the first sentence of a book is 'A cow goes moo moo,' well, that does it." -- Dr. Miller
4/11/03
"All the pretty little forces..." -- Dr. Miller
4/10/03
"I thought you were a backpack and then I looked closer." -- Matt
4/9/03
"You're a small spider that reminds me of my dog." -- Matt
4/8/03
"Don't be cruel, Nout's mind is too small to go out on its own."
"...you're mean!"
-- Ceres / Nout
4/7/03
"Hello, random authority figure!" -- Ceres talking to a cop
4/6/03
"I had a Harry Potter dream. I dreamed that I was on a broom and I was trying to catch the golden snitch and I caught it and it died." -- Rebecca
4/5/03
"A half-hundred weight, which is..."
"50 pounds?"
"56."
-- Dr. Miller / Dan / Dr. Miller
4/4/03
"Cheapo with a sniple rifer!" -- Flavia playing Halo
4/3/03
"Oh, my god..."
"Yes?"
"Dimitri, you are not my god."
"awww..."
-- Ceres / Dimitri / Ceres / Dimitri
4/2/03
"Yes, oh monkey one." -- Erich
4/1/03
"Lose any brain cells yet?"
"To lose, you must first have."
-- Divides / Dimitri
3/31/03
"Right now, I can only think in one dimension."
"One dimension!?"
-- Trish / Ceres
3/30/03
"Good evening."
"YOU LIIII--"
::checks clock::
"--IIE!!"
-- Divides / Ceres
3/29/03
"I had the strangest dream. I was being chased by a giant mushroom." -- Josh
3/28/03
"Yes, oh humble master." -- Matt
3/27/03
"Sending."
::does a series of w00ts to the trumpet charge tune::
-- Jaimas / Ceres
3/26/03
"Less flashing! More comedy!" -- Will
3/25/03
"The darkness is coming..."
"Aye, Jaimas. That's called 'night.'"
-- Jaimas / Ceres
3/24/03
"Or you could live well."
"It's college. Screw that."
-- Ceres' Dad / Ceres
3/23/03
"Behold the power of X."
"Sam!"
-- Xbox Commercial / Exsam
3/22/03
"Do you have a bed?"
"Yes."
"HERETIC!!"
-- Ceres / Amy / Ceres
3/21/03
Well, crap. I messed up bad. I'm really sorry about the not updating. I've been focusing on my comic alot and not paying that much attention to this site. It's been over a month since I promised the comic, and I swear that I thought it would have been up by now. I've been talking to someone at Keenspace.com and he says that the server that hosts new comics will be up "soon," and that the DNS troubles have been all sorted out. I'll try to make it up to you all, so here's a retroactive update of everything I have at the moment. I'll let you know when the comic is up.
3/20/03
Jaimas: Ceres.
Ceres: Aye?
Jaimas: I hath been bitten by the foul, infernal being that may well be known as "love"
Jaimas: Smack me
Ceres: Hold on, I need something heavy.
Jaimas: K.
Ceres: ::borrows Sam's X-box::
Jaimas: AHHH!
Jaimas: Don't kill me!
Ceres: Ah, good.
Ceres: There's hope for you yet.
Ceres: ::sets the X-box down::
3/19/03
"Approval? Disapproval? Poke with a stick?"
"Aye, nay, and aye, respectively."
-- Jaimas / Ceres (and vice versa)
3/18/03
"I'm sinking into this 'poor me' zone where I feel like my life is the worst in the world and I'm the only person who's stressed about school. I need to talk to someone who's more stressed than I am. I know! I'm going to call the North Carolina School of Science and Math." -- Ceres
I did and it worked.
3/17/03
"You have facial hair."
"Some freshman told me that I look cute, so I'm doing my best to change that without disfiguring myself."
"I hate you!"
"Why?"
"I don't know."
-- Henry / Ceres / Divides / Ceres / Divides
3/16/03
"Oh before I forget to tell you...eer...I forgot." -- Exsam
Interestingly, he was reading my Hall of Shame at the time.
3/15/03
::calls Exsam on his cell phone::
"Hey, Exsam, what's your phone number?" -- Ceres
3/14/03
"It's so dark in here I can't see the keyboard. . . hang on" -- Karen's away message
3/13/03
Things you never want to hear Jaimas say at Telebyte while working on sensitive electrical equipment:
#01: "Fit god damn you, FIT!"
#02: "I saw this work on TV."
#03: "What's that burning smell?"
#04: "I think this goes here."
#05: "Diode, wire, resistor, same goddamned difference."
#06: "I missed lunch."
3/12/03
"Random Thoughts:
Imagine if they made Sleep in a Can. There could be different flavors like snooze, light nap, and deep sleep. For the black market there could be Rip Van Winkle flavor. There would also be generic brands like Slumber, Rest, and Doze. Weird thought, neh?" -- Napalm's profile
3/11/03
Ceres: There is some devilry at work here.
Ceres: I'm gonna talk to Exsam.
3/10/03
"Metal Gear Solid taught us that a secretary of defense could hatch a whole elaborate scheme without the president knowing anything; Bush proved it." -- The_Paladin
3/9/03
"Hey guess what!"
"What?"
"I'm gonna be an escaped circus freak!"
"Isn't that what you already are?"
-- Rachel / Wendy / Rachel / Wendy
3/8/03
"I probably shouldn't put my feet on my brain." -- Ceres
3/7/03
"I see something in the distance! It's an update!"
"Coming to eat you!"
-- Ceres / Jaimas
3/6/03
"Top search word used to find this page 28.53% typed 'animation of a simple man to man basketball offense for 5th graders'"
"What!?"
-- geocities statistics page on the News That Isn't New section / Ceres
3/5/03
"A while back, I had this idea that colleges should apply to us, rather than the other way around. But lately, I've been getting letters and calls from Guilford asking me if I'd like to apply to Guilford. It's freaking me out." -- Gerdef
3/4/03
"I have ADD. I took my medication today. It's supposed to help me focus. It's helped me focus on my distractions." -- Ceres
3/3/03
"Bad sick... child... guy... person.... thing... uhhhh... monkey?" ::smiles nervously:: -- Rachel
3/2/03
"When the broke apart the molecules, they found that they were stuffed with atoms. When the broke apart the atoms, they found they were stuffed with explosions." -- Taran
3/1/03
"Must.... Destroy.... CAPITALISM!!! GRAHH!!" -- Jaimas playing C&C Red Alert
2/28/03
"Ok, so the ranks are deity, president, vice president, lord, peasant, barwench, crack whore, assistant crack whore, and Ceres, that leaves you as-"
"Catfish!"
-- Margo / Ceres
2/27/03
"But you're not in this room."
"I'm not?"
-- Ceres / Matt
2/26/03
"Alright, who's hogging the Cosmo?" -- David
2/25/03
"I just got hit by a stone! I'll drink to that!" -- Dr. Miller making fun of the Irish
2/24/03
"You're not evil! I'm drunk!" -- Matt
2/23/03
"Ow-" *hic* "Ow." -- Matt
2/22/03
"All because some stupid person forgot to do something smart!"
"Do you remember what it was?"
"No."
-- Ming / Gerdef / Ming
2/21/03
"That wasn't very nice."
"It wasn't very mean either."
-- Ceres / Matt
2/20/03
"I like Samwise Gamgee. He's gonna be my future ex-husband." -- Jessica
2/19/03
"Did you wash between your ears?"
"Between!? That'd be your brain!"
-- Matt / Ceres
2/18/03
"Fear the minivan!" -- Matt
2/17/03
"These things are awesome!" -- Ceres talking about pencils
2/16/03
"Have you ever noticed how when you start learning higher levels of math, you start to lose the lower math abilities? I can integrate with respect to three variables. I CAN'T ADD!!" -- Logic
2/15/03
"We could make it easier. Screw gravity." -- Dr. Miller
2/14/03
"You're going to smite me with calculus?"
"Aye! I'm going to take the derivative of your head with respect to this book!"
-- Divides / Ceres
2/13/03
"You peddle in happiness." -- Matt after being given a rice crispy treat
1/9/03-2/12/03
A little insight into my life:
Sorry, everyone. I don't know when I'll be back. School, college apps, and my webcomic are getting to me. The webcomic starting date has been moved back, way back. My apologies to all 18 of my loyal fans. Until I get everything in working order again, enjoy these analogies and metaphors found in high school essays:
--Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
--His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like socks in a dryer without Cling Free.
--He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
--She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli and he was a room-temperature Canadian beef.
--She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
--Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
--He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
--The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
--From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
--Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
--The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
--Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy fielf toward wach other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
--John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
--He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
--Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
--The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
--The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
--He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
--The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
--He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
--She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 legs missing.
--It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidently staple it to the wall.
1/8/03
"W00t! A chair with arm rests!"
"YAY! A STOOL!!"
-- Ceres / Matt
1/7/03
"If you want to find every illegal site on the web, just search for 'vote for my site'." -- Ceres
1/6/03
"Pa? Why do you need two phones?"
"Stereo!"
-- Ceres / Ceres' Dad
1/5/03
"Wooh... there goes an idea... gotta catch it!" -- Mirutamoor
1/4/03
"Gah! The scourge of the brain!" -- Ceres upon encountering the TV
1/3/03
"SQUEEEEEEEE!" -- Sarah watching me play Metroid Prime
1/2/03
I'll never get used to writing "03"
1/1/03
I'm not sure how yesterday's entry got in there, albeit I wrote it.
12/31/02
Happy New Year! Everyone, I just wanted to let you know that I'll be starting up a webcomic on the 15th of January. Wish me luck, because I'm really going out on a limb on this one. I promise, my art and humor will improve at some point. And I need to thank everyone for visiting my site over the last 3 years and adding stuff. Running this site has been great and I promise that I'll never stop this site while there's still humor in my life!
12/30/02
I've got my cam set up. I'm still working on the web part.
12/29/02
"POK!"
"DEFLECT!"
"GAH!!"
-- Ceres / Zach / Ceres online
12/28/02
"Henceforth, you shall no longer bear the name 'microwave.' From now on, you shall be given the title you deserve: Frelling Nuke." -- Ceres talking to his microwave
12/27/02
"I got a replica of Sting for Christmas."
"SWEET!"
"Does it glow blue in the presence of orcs and goblins?"
"Haven't found any, yet."
"Come around here tomorrow my cousins'll be over."
-- Ceres / Chris
12/26/02
Merry Christmas everyone!
12/25/02
"And I would rule this world with an iron fist, if you would turn off that cursed electro-magnet!" -- Ceres
12/24/02
"Henry, tell KC your stupid argument."
"Which stupid argument?"
-- Ceres / Henry
12/23/02
"Thoughts in chaos...."
"You came to the wrong person to remedy that..."
"I didn't come to remedy it... I came to spread it around!!!"
"w00t!"
-- Jaimas / Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres
12/22/02
"Ceres, get on AIM before I'm forced to commit an atrocity, ie, talk." -- Jaimas
12/21/02
"He does not have 2 heads!"
"Well, he should."
-- Ceres / Matt
12/20/02
"And we should avoid cliches like the plague." -- Mr. Soderburg
12/19/02
"Dr. Miller? Are you breaking your meter stick?"
"It's already broken."
-- Gerdef / Dr. Miller
12/18/02
"We could go see a movie."
"Well, there's House Of Darkness playing on all screens."
-- Ceres' Mom / Ceres during a major blackout
12/17/02
"And a shear force is good for tearing things. What do you use to cut things?"
"Shears."
"Or scisors."
"An axe!"
-- Dr. Miller / David / Shibani / Ceres
12/16/02
"But you don't end a sentence with a preposition. So what do you do? Put a comma after it and write, 'asshole.'" -- Dr. Miller
12/15/02
"I was a skinny boy back in high school."
"Dr. Miller, were you a ballerina?"
-- Dr. Miller / Shibani
12/14/02
"Ming, you dingbat!"
"What? What!? No! No!! NO!!"
-- Ceres / Ming
12/13/02
"Don't be afraid, under penalty of death!" -- Ceres
12/12/02
"I'm with the more intelligent crowd."
"...who want to be cucumbers."
-- Rachel / Ceres
12/11/02
"What's the worst thing that could happen to me? AP Physics?" -- Ceres
12/10/02
"I don't ask stupid questions. I make them." -- Ceres
12/9/02
"YOU NEVER CALL! YOU NEVER WRITE! WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILD?!?!" -- Jaimas, to porn site spammer AIM bot
12/8/02
"Are you a chameleon?"
"No, just an Indian."
-- Ceres / Kriti
12/7/02
"YAY! It's late and no one's around! I can drive whatever speed I want!" -- Ceres, immediately dropping to 10 MPH below the speed limit.
12/6/02
"I am a genius. With a J!!" -- Ceres
12/5/02
Exsam: thereslike
Exsam: halfacookieunderneathmyspacebar
12/4/02
Moe: but its not high on my priorities...
Moe: as its rather dificult
Moe: well, maybe not
Dar: What about giving me 50 bucks? Where does that rank in the "list?"
Moe: its just below "recieve $100 from Dar"
12/3/02
"Got 'POK-ed' in the back of the head playing Racquetball; am currently recovering in my bed. If I remain conscious, I'll get back to you." -- Zach's away message
12/2/02
"My dad must be watching the cool part."
"The whole thing is the cool part."
-- Rachel / Ceres talking about The Matrix
12/1/02
"Ah, Christmas, the season of giving when we hope to make a profit.
11/30/02
"The underworld calls."
"Ooh! The underworld!"
"Well, I'm just going down 2 floors."
-- Kriti / Ceres / Kriti
11/29/02
"It wasn't until later we found out what he meant by 'fag', right mate?"
"You're a fag."
"Moron, a fag in Britain is a cigarette."
"You're a cigarette!"
-- Jaimas / Mark / Jaimas / Mark
11/28/02
Gerdef: ((Did I get to draw weapon?))
Ceres: ((The one with the exposed ribs is still alive?))
Jaimas: "We're putting the agony back in agony aunt!"
Exsam: Yea Gerdef
Exsam: Yes Ceres
Exsam: WTF Jaimas
11/27/02
"Oh my gosh! This steak sauce doesn't have Tauracin in it anymore!"
"What's that?"
"I dunno."
-- Rachel's Dad / Rachel / Rachel's Dad
11/26/02
"I have no video card to speak of... well, it's one of those comes with the comp. Crappy video cards... and I have no money (college student) so I can't buy a new one..."
"If I get a new video card, I'll give you my current one."
"That would be incredibly kind of you, Lat."
"And it would put you forever in my debt."
"...yeah..."
"I've always wanted a pet."
-- Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres
11/25/02
"You have fought well, Plastic Spoon. I must congratulate you on your excellence. Now you will die as you prepare to meet Iron Skillet!" -- Rachel
11/24/02
"I feel like getting into a philosophical conversation for no reason at all."
"I like cheese."
-- Rachel / Ceres
11/23/02
"Besides, Aphrodite's a slut." -- Rachel
11/22/02
"It just doesn't take into account the leap year every 400 years." -- Dr. Miller
11/21/02
"Have the nerve to speak up, or at least be a blithering idiot like David." -- Dr. Miller
11/20/02
"What doesn't kill me only makes me stranger." -- Flavia
11/19/02
"'Shut your mouth and eat your lunch!'" -- Aunt Ruthie
11/18/02
"I'm gonna buy a slinky and put it on the up escalator." -- John
11/17/02
"Stick a sock in me, I'm done. Wait, that's not right."
"You mean 'fork,' don't you?"
"Yeah, thanks."
-- Ceres' Mom / Ceres / Ceres' Mom
11/16/02
"Oh, God! Crap! Wait...God crap? God crap. God crap. God crap...God crappity crap crap crap...God God crappity crap...God Goddity crap crap crappity God crap crap....Hmm, God crap." -- Rachel
11/15/02
"You have been rock-starred!"
"John? That's roxor."
"Oh, well, I will rock star you! I will mess up your hotel room!"
-- John / Ceres / John
11/14/02
"Artur, you are a shelfish human being!" -- Ming
11/13/02
"And you're standing next to a SRAM going, 'Nice boy, good nuke.' They're not that big. You can hug them, except that they're highly radioactive." -- Dr. Miller
11/12/02
"Son of a blender!"
"That's an interesting curse."
"Well, what else am I supposed to call my armor?"
-- Ceres / Trish / Ceres
11/11/02
"Wait, I just compared my hair to the Mongol Hoard." -- Henry
11/10/02
"The test is on chapters 1-40, and the book only goes up to chapter 38." -- Dr. Miller
11/9/02
"Holy guacamole! Not that I worship guacamole." -- Mr. Soderburg
11/8/02
"Your calculator needs a girlfriend." -- Henry
11/7/02
"It's a lime. IT'S A LIME!!!" -- Erich making a parody of Dr. Frankenstein
11/6/02
"You say 'erb.' I say 'herb.'"
"Nay, I say you're an idiot."
-- Henry / Ceres
11/5/02
"I can't think now. At least, not for recreational purposes." -- Ceres working on a physics lab.
11/4/02
"I don't know if I've told you, but I added a chronicles of weirdness page."
"SWEET! What's in it?"
"Weird stuff."
"Sweet!!!"
-- Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres / Jaimas
11/3/02
Jaimas: Ceres?
Ceres: Aye?
Jaimas: Good, you ARE alive.
Ceres: Usually, when I don't have anything to say, I just don't say anything.
Jaimas: That makes me worry though. ;.;
11/2/02
"I need to get a Crossbow."
"..."
"And load like, a plunger in it."
-- Jaimas / Ceres / Jaimas
11/1/02
"I'm going crazy! Let's take a shortcut!" -- Ceres
10/31/02
"The school wanted something more tangible than my lifeforce." -- Ceres after giving blood.
10/30/02
"I don't think about grammar that much when I'm happy." -- Ceres
10/29/02
"Thinking is like pot. Once you start you can't stop, and if you do too much it will f up your life." -- Chris
10/28/02
"Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set fire to a man, and he's warm for the rest of his life." -- Erich
10/27/02
"I had to do calculations for the 100 points of data to figure out the charge of an electron for each yesterday. I'm a little dazed."
"S'ok."
"Not really. I permanently lost 1 point of wisdom!"
-- Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres
10/26/02
"Kevin knows what makes you tick. Needless to say, he also knows how to make said ticking stop." -- Dave
10/25/02
"What kind of sword is that?"
"Freaking big. Like a claymore on steroids."
-- Chris / Ceres talking about Ceres' new sword.
10/24/02
"There are few things that baffle the human mind. One is a 600KB Midi." -- Jaimas
10/23/02
"Where's Guilford?"
"I don't know, but I have been there."
"That's a very weird response."
"From an equally weird person."
-- Mirutamoor / Ceres / Mirutamoor / Ceres talking about a college
10/22/02
"What do you think?"
"I don't think."
-- Jim / David
10/21/02
"That would be stupid."
"Which is why we're talking about it."
-- Erich / Ceres
10/20/02
"Every culture has sign language because every culture has blind people!" -- Henry
10/19/02
"I drive the speed limit out of contempt." -- Ceres
10/18/02
"This sandwich tastes funny."
"Eat it anyway."
-- Mini-nick / Trish
10/17/02
"I feel like living dangerously."
"By buying a brownie!?"
-- Ceres / Divides
10/16/02
"Smarterchild helped me with my French homework." -- Tea
10/15/02
"For reasons that I cannot fathom, Jaimas holds my website in high regard."
"Jaimas is for reasons I cannot fathom."
-- Ceres / Gerdef
10/14/02
"I have some confusion on when the lab is due. Would you like to maintain it?" -- Ceres talking to Dr. Miller
10/13/02
"Did you just say 'Canadia'?"
"No... well, yeah."
-- Ceres / Mini-nick
10/12/02
"So don't be blue, be yellow! ... uh... wait... be green! Like your shirt!" -- Mini-nick
10/11/02
"I need a bigger lap. Two laptops won't fit." -- Exsam
10/10/02
"The tragedy of Canada is that they should have American technology, British culture, and French cooking, but instead they have American culture, British cooking, and French technology." -- Exsam
10/9/02
"HOLY SWEET ZOMBIE PIXEL CRITTER ON A POGO-STICK! I GOT MORE THAN 4000 HITS!!" -- Ceres
10/8/02
"I have a college application in my hands. EWW! GROSS!" -- Kriti
10/7/02
"So we just use this as an excuse to insult our classmates?"
"Since when do we need an excuse? That was stupid."
-- student / Dr. Miller
10/6/02
"Where did you go to college?"
"UNC."
"And you got your PHD at Duke?"
"Georgia Tech."
"Oh, so you got your masters at Duke."
"Georgia Tech."
"What did you do at Duke?"
"Peed on their lawn."
-- student / Dr. Miller / student / Dr. Miller / student / Dr. Miller / student / Dr. Miller
10/5/02
"Bring it on! No! NO! DON'T! DON'T! DON'T!" -- Flavia
10/4/02
"But my train of thought is normally derailed. And it's driven by a monkey. There's a song about that..." -- Erich
10/3/02
"So I'm a hypocritical pervert, now, is that is?" -- Henry
10/2/02
"I will not be replaced by an ant brain!" -- Ceres
10/1/02
"AUGH!! EEEE!!! Oh, that's just my hair. I thought it was a spider." -- Ceres
9/30/02
At one party, we were playing Soul Soul Revolution, ie, Soul Calibur with Dance Dance Revolution pads.
9/29/02
It's my birthday! w00t! I GOT METAL DDR PADS!!
9/28/02
"Cower before my idiocy!!" -- Ceres
9/27/02
"I saw this guy on TV and--"
"YOU'RE LYING!!!"
-- student / Dr. Miller
9/26/02
"You should wear your glasses so you can see the TV."
"I don't want to see what's on the TV."
-- Ceres / Ceres' Mom
9/25/02
"I never actually write about burritos, I just talk about them." -- Ceres
9/24/02
"Waaaah!"
"huh?"
"I mean hi."
-- Chris / Ceres / Chris
9/23/02
"And I just realized that I'm arguing about which of we two males have more hair." -- Henry
9/22/02
"You 3rd derivative of position!" -- Dimitri
9/21/02
"Chatting with god online would be both cool and disturbing." -- Ceres
9/20/02
"AP Physics has taught me one thing: religion." -- Ceres
9/19/02
"Oh, look, a distracting thing." -- Nate
9/18/02
::nudges emailbox::
::jumps atop the emailbox and takes the explosion::
-- Ceres / Jaimas
9/17/02
"I agreed to do a presentation for the National Hysterical Society... er... Historical Society." -- Ruthie
9/16/02
"What's up?"
"Wait! I know this one! Just gimme a moment...I know this, don't give me any clues...just hang on...just a few more moments..." *5 minuts later* "Okay, gimme a hint."
--Lea/Rachel
9/15/02
"I think my DDR is toying with me. I unlocked a song and the song is 'Dancing All Alone.'" -- Ceres
9/14/02
"Don't get indignant with me about not having an opinion." -- Ceres
9/13/02
"Lydia seems to be muscling in on MY evilness! I'm suing." -- Brooke
9/12/02
"I need a ladder. Can I use you?" -- Rachel
9/11/02
"I borrowed Daniel's dreamcast and fled the state." -- Ceres
9/10/02
"So the only character with a normal personality happens to be 1/3 human, 1/3 demon, and 1/3 golem. I like this show." -- Ceres watching Slayers
9/9/02
"What I learn is negated by boredom." -- Ceres
9/8/02
"Guys, if you hear a beeping, STOP IT!!" -- Dr. Miller
9/7/02
"My armor is impervious to everything except travel!" -- Ceres
9/6/02
"How's calc?"
"I got a 97 on the quiz."
"Nice, was that--"
"Luck."
-- Gerdef / Ceres / Gerdef / Ceres
9/5/02
"Friends don't let friends use vectors." -- Dr. Miller
9/4/02
"Well that's just your idiodicy." -- Dr. Miller
9/3/02
"Well, excuse me! I forgot what an ashtray was!" -- Flavia
9/2/02
"A tip for you all. When you skip class and I call home, don't answer the phone." -- Dr. Miller
9/1/02
"Hey, could you look hammered for me? I need to draw a picture of someone like that." -- Rachel
8/31/02
"Do you practice Yoga?"
"Uhhh, yeahhhh...."
"When you practice Yoga, you sit in a circle. Then you and your clothes are the only thing in the world. Then you're the center of the world. Then, you are the world. Now, you're a plant!"
--Eric/Wendy/Eric
8/30/02
"I've been to graduate school. You know what we called plagiarizing?"
"Research."
"You bet."
-- Mr. Soderburg / Erich / Mr. Soderburg
8/29/02
"Anybody have insomnia? This book will cure it!" -- my calculus teacher talking about our calculus book.
8/28/02
"It's not a bug. It's a feature!" -- Ceres playing Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
8/27/02
::java popup spawns::
"Grrr..."
::moves around screen::
"Grrr..."
::ACTIVELY EVADES HIS MOUSE::
"$%^#$%^!!!!"
-- Java popup window / Sam / Java popup window / Sam / Java popup window / Sam
8/26/02
"One minute, I'm organizing and filing the evil." -- Ceres
8/25/02
"Legion Noire Sniper attempted a head shot. Adam was unaffected."
"It didn't say that he missed."
-- the VGRPG / Ceres
8/24/02
"I've used this to learn a lot about you."
"Yeah. That psychotics attack in groups."
-- Jormungand / Jaimas in the VGRPG
GO DOWNLOAD THE VGRPG NOW!!
8/23/02
Some people return with a vengeance. I return with icecream.
8/22/02
"sw00t!" -- Gerdef trying to say "sweet" and "w00t" at the same time
8/21/02
"I think, therefore I'm single." -- Sarah
8/20/02
"Well, I'm going to play some more warcrack now..." -- KC
8/19/02
"My mom said the show was tighter than last time."
"Tight?"
"Yeah, it wasn't falling apart."
-- Rachel / Ceres / Rachel
8/18/02
"Help! Help! My hamster looks like a rectangle!" -- Ceres struggling with 3D models and animation
8/17/02
"Peter did it."
- Steven
He says this randomly.
8/16/02
"Ambrosia? What's that?"
"Godchow."
-- Dartarus / Ceres
8/15/02
"That's moronis... moronocity--"
"Idiocy."
"Yes, thank you."
-- Henry / Ceres / Henry
8/14/02
"I'm gonna forge my own signature!" -- Ben
8/13/02
"Cookies. Jaimas tested. Dave Approved." -- Adam
8/12/02
"Flying teriake!" -- Norah
8/11/02
"You know you've been playing too much DDR when you close your eyes and see arrows."
"I don't have to close my eyes to see them."
-- Gerdef / Amy
8/10/02
"Our DDR is imported."
"mmm..."
"It's 1/5 English and 4/5's Japanese."
"Kinda like Japan itself."
-- Ceres / Nate / Ceres / Nate
8/9/02
"I need to throw that soap away. It's dead."
"...or worse, it's alive."
--Rachel's dad / Rachel
8/8/02
"At my old job, we kept anti-static bags in an anti-static bag." -- Jaimas
8/7/02
"I'm getting into astronomy, so I got a skylight. Needless to say, the people living upstairs on the second floor are pissed." -- Jaimas
8/6/02
Gerdef: you have the power of dooku w/ the personality of Palpatine
Gerdef: i.e. we should be afraid
Gerdef: *very* afraid
Lydia: =D
Gerdef: but then again, we already *are* afraid
8/5/02
::nudges emailbox to see if it explodes::
8/4/02
"I'll trade you some postachios for a poptart."
"They're both mine!"
-- Norah / Ceres
8/3/02
4 stages of Dance Dance Revolution:
Wow! This is fun!
Boy I'm getting tired!
Ack!! I can't feel my feel my legs!
I wish I couldn't feel my legs!
8/2/02
"I just bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy 'em again." -- Jaimas
8/1/02
"You've forgotten how to be crazy!" -- Ceres
7/31/02
"If I slept til say noon on sunday staying awake until 2 or 3 the next day is quite possible. (2 or 3 pm, sleeping time)."
"You are the diet coke of insomniacs!"
-- Demisane / Ceres
7/30/02
"I could feel the blood flowing out of my head. It was awesome!" -- Erich talking about a rollercoaster
7/29/02
"Maybe you should go into deep meditation."
"Alright. The universe is doomed, doomed, doomed..."
-- Gerdef / Erich
7/28/02
"Stop that or I'll smite thee with pile!" -- Ceres with a stack of papers 5 inches thick
7/27/02
"Anime: Crack would be cheaper." -- a t-shirt at an anime convention
7/26/02
"Hi."
"Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!"
"Nice greeting."
-- Ceres / Anna / Ceres
7/25/02
"You're supposed to tell them by next Wednesday about a meeting that you're going to today." -- some student
7/24/02
"I'm working on my eye twitch. AUGH! It tickles!!" -- Zach
7/23/02
"Erich? How do you plan to staple a flier to a sand dune?" -- Henry
7/22/02
"I see things that aren't really there, like Sweden." -- David looking at a map
7/21/02
"Perfecter than me." -- Noot
7/20/02
I need to make a shirt that says "A.C.R.O.N.Y.M."
7/19/02
"Is the grade curve a downward spiral?" -- Ceres
7/18/02
Did you hear about the statistician that tried to bring a bomb on an airplane? He did this because the odds of a plane having two bombs on it is astronomical.
7/17/02
"You may rule the world, but I'm still not talking to you." -- Gerdef
7/16/02
"Two more classes until freedom! Wait... Damnit! Tomorrow's Friday!" -- Erich
7/15/02
"My brain is numb!"
"uh... you're brain should be numb."
"But it's really numb!"
-- Amy / Ceres / Amy
7/14/02
"You're a muffin!!" -- Victoria
7/13/02
"I'm gonna write something down in that book and I don't know what it is, but it's gonna be stupid." -- Ethan
7/12/02
"We should shave our heads!"
"But then I'd lose all my strength!"
"Whatever, Goku."
-- Ethan / Ceres / Ethan
7/11/02
"You have an aura of fuzziness." -- Napalm
7/10/02
Ceres: W00T!!!
Jaimas: That's the bigget w00t I've ever seen!
7/9/02
"I know for a fact that the light shuts off when you close the fridge door."
"How's that?"
"Me and Mark paid Adam 10 Bucks and stuffed him in the fridge."
"..........."
- Jaimas / Jaimas' Mom / Jaimas / Jaimas' Mom
7/8/02
Ceres: G'evening
Ceres: What's up?
Jaimas: G'evening? It's 1:53.
Jaimas: o.o
Jaimas: AHHH!!!! I must've been sucked into a timewarp!!!
Ceres: Nay
Ceres: I'm just not used to being online before 6
7/7/02
"My God! Are you on something?!"
"No, which is why I'm acting this way."
--Clara / Rachel
7/6/02
"So how do you write?"
"Well, first I start by brainwashing-- I mean brainstorming!"
-- some teacher / Kriti
7/5/02
"DAMMIT, JIM! I'M A DOCTOR NOT A PHYSICIAN!" --Erich's brother trying to imitate Dr. McCoy
7/4/02
Ceres: Welcome back
Jaimas: It was scary out there.
7/3/02
[Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf] So what's up, all?
Lieutenant_Iris] Not much.
[Lieutenant_Iris] Enjoying a day off work. ^__^
[Princess_Violet] Ditto
[Princess_Violet] WWD
[Lieutenant_Iris] That's my line. :p
[Lieutenant_Iris] WWD!
[Hunter_Alia] You're both wrong.
[Hunter_Alia] It's my line. ^-^
[Jaimas] F all of you.
Jaimas] It's MY line.
[Hunter_Alia] These are...
[Hunter_Alia] Nightmare Souls!
* Jaimas picks one up.
[Jaimas] What the F is this?
[ST_the_Replofox] Nightmare soul...
* Jaimas starts playing hackysack with it.
ST_the_Replofox] One of the world's most potent energy sources.
[ST_the_Replofox] HEYHEYHEY!!
[Hunter_Alia] They were created by Gate......a former collegue of mine...
* ST_the_Replofox snatches it
[Hunter_Alia] :-(
[Lieutenant_Iris] Where did this set come from?
[ST_the_Replofox] These are... different kinds.
* Hunter_Alia scans them.
[Jaimas] Yeah.
[Jaimas] The bouncy kind.
[Hunter_Alia] ST is right. These do not match Zero's DNA sequences.
* Jaimas picks up another and spins it like a basketball.
[ST_the_Replofox] I don't know whose they are... but they're nightmare souls nonetheless.
* ST_the_Replofox takes it back
[ST_the_Replofox] Jaimas!
[ST_the_Replofox] Don't play with these.
* Hunter_Alia giggles.
[ST_the_Replofox] They're an important part of my project.
[ST_the_Replofox] Even you can benefit from this Jaimas, so I advise you NOT to mess with them.
[Jaimas] Kooky.
[ST_the_Replofox] I'm just glad I could collect enough to finish the upgrade TODAY.
* Jaimas Hands ST one.
[ST_the_Replofox] thanks.
7/2/02
"I was wondering why you called me 'wheelbarrow.'" -- Gerdef
7/1/02
"So, who do you think is the hottest in Lord of the Rings besides Lat...I mean Legolas!"
--Wendy
6/30/02
Ceres: Jaimas, Gerdef is hosting a text based RPG.
Jaimas: LOL!!!!
Ceres: Uh, Jaimas?
Ceres: I haven't told the joke yet.
Jaimas: Gerdef.
Jaimas: Text RPG.
Jaimas: 'Nuff said!
-- I still don't get it.
6/29/01
Mirutamoor: probs?
Ceres: %!@$#!$%#!@$&!@$&#@!#@&$@#&!#!^!#&@#!&@#@!&@$@%^!#$@%^#!#&!#$^!@%#$@&#!&#%$^@%$@$!@%#$!#$&@%#$!@%&@$!@%^#$!#^@#!@%^&!#$@%^#!#@@$!#!%#$@^@$%^@$^%!@#$%^!$^%@#!^%@#$^!$#&%@#^%!#%#@%^!$@#%^!&@!#@%^#$@^%!#@#!@&%#^%@%^#%^!@&&&@%#^!@#%@@$&!#^%@#$&^%!$&%^@#&%^!#@^%!#^@&#%@!^!
Mirutamoor: ok
Mirutamoor: I'll take that as a "yes"
6/28/02
"What I find weird is that I think..." -- Gerdef, who never finished that sentence.
6/27/02
"G'morning."
"Top of the dawn to you."
"What's up?"
"Apparantly, we are."
-- Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres / Jaimas
6/26/02
[Jaimas] Getting Kalrac to laugh is a feat I rank up with getting Henry Kissenger to laugh.
[Pongball] Never seen him say that before.
[Pongball] He laughs all the time in real life. =P
[Jaimas] Maybe he was high.
[Pongball] Just like a regular person.
6/25/02
[Jormungand] Brooke, I WILL have your ass!
[Jormungand] ...I mean, kick it!
[Brooke] ......
6/24/02
"The left side of my brain causes static." -- Gerdef
6/23/02
"I am not a Mama's Boy!!"
"Yes, you are!!"
"Yes Mama...."
6/22/02
"Er no, wait. I have 'Hallucination' in my head actually."
-- Rachel
6/21/02
"Ever notice how when you mess with the Letters in the word 'Elvis' It spells 'Lives'? And when you mess with the letters in the word 'Presley' It almost spells 'Slerpey?' This means Elvis is working at a 7-11."
-- Bill
6/20/02
[Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf] Did you know the palace was built with silver wires for its electric network? That's the best known electrical conductor known to the universe next to electrium? It was such a RUSH arcing through it!
[Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf] ^____________^
[Shyna2|Second_Mode] 0.o
*** Shyna2|Second_Mode is now known as Shyna2
[Shyna2] ....
[Shyna2] o_o
* Shyna2 sits down
[Vanessa] Neil?
[Vanessa] Get out more. please. for all of us.[br]* Shyna2 shakes her head again
[Shyna2] o_o;;;
[Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf] Get out more? Are you kidding? You have no idea how much fun it is to barrel through wiring as an intelligent electron flow!
* Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf smiles ear to ear.
[Vanessa] o.o'
* Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf relaxes and props up his feet.
[Vanessa] I'll have to live vicariously through you on this one.
* Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf wags his tail.
[Gold_Electric_Karate_Werewolf] I guess you just gotta have electric/magnetic powers to understand. *shrugs*
6/19/02
"Your character should try to become a lich."
"Why?"
"Because the process is unspeakably evil."
"Ooh! Do tell!"
-- Ceres / Lydia / Ceres / Lydia
6/18/02
"Okay, today we're doing graphing a system of inequalities."
"System of inequalities?"
"Yes, system of inequalities. Now the first thing you need to graph a system of inequalities is a system of inequalities."
-- Matt / some student / Matt
Matt was teaching the class that day, and aye, that was the real conversation.
6/17/02
"Read it... then say something intelligent."
"NEVER!"
-- Gerdef / Ceres
6/16/02
"I am hereby referring to Delayed Blast Fireball as BALL OF DOOM!!!!"
- Kevin
6/15/02
"We need a plan!"
"How about we blow up the entire area and blame it on Jess?"
- Dave / Jaimas
6/14/02
"Little rats, Big rats, all rats...."
"Mark?"
"SHUT UP, MAN! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE RATS!"
- Mark / Jaimas / Mark
6/13/02
"I shoot the guy right in front of me with my longbow."
"Roll the d20."
::rolls a 1::
[Sam holds out the front of his shirt which has a d20 with a 1 on top and under it the word "Shit"]
[everyone laughs]
"Roll again."
::rolls a 16::
"Ok, that means that you missed horribly, but whoever you shot, you shot extremely skillfully!"
--Ceres / Gerdef
6/12/02
"What a castle!"
"It's only a model."
- Some NPC / Jaimas
6/11/02
Ceres: but that's wnough
Ceres: *enough
Ceres: Gah!
Ceres: Need skeep
Ceres: lozing motor coordination
Ceres: *sleep
Ceres: *losing
6/10/02
"Enguish" -- Henry
I think it's something between English and anguish.
6/9/02
"The moon is silly."
"How so?"
"What do you mean?! It just is!!"
-- Nate / Ceres / Nate
6/8/02
Priest: Gentlemen, you have to remember tha-
Jaimas: Save it. "Violence solves nothing?!" God dammit! I'd like to see you on the field with some Orcs and remind THEM that violence solves nothing. You know what'll happen?! They'll all attack you. And then what will YOU do? Light yourself on fire?!
--Jaimas was promptly hurled physically out of the church by a pair of Paladins.
6/7/02
Gerdef: using your head as a wrecking ball is rarely a good idea and it's probably only going to work if you've got a *really* thick skull
Jaimas: He grew up with Dwarves.
Gerdef: ahhh
6/6/02
Taran: Jaimas, the key is right here.
Jaimas: ::Trying to pick lock:: I CAN DO THIS!!!!!!
6/5/02
"Daniel's in the bathroom. He's taking a nap." -- Daniel's mother
6/4/02
"What's 'Amy' short for?"
"It's not."
"What?"
"I know! I got gypped out of a name!"
-- Ceres / Amy / Ceres / Amy
6/3/02
"Clara coined the term 'milk-carton joke.' We use it to describe a really lame joke."
"Like the one I just made^^^;;;;;;;"
"Whoa. I have three eyes! Cool!!"
--Rachel
6/2/02
Ceres: Jaimas, should I be worried about my friend if she makes a smiley like this: ^^^
Jaimas: No. it's a Typo.
Jaimas: ^^^ Indicates too long holding the 6 Key.
Ceres: And if she does this consistantly?
Jaimas: However, Watch out for ^^^^ As it indicates that your friend has grown another head..... Or is wearing glasses.
Jaimas: ^^^^^ Is dangerous as well.
Jaimas: ^ can mean either a typo or a cyclops.
Jaimas: ^^^ Is typically a problem with either the user or keyboard.
6/1/02
KC: backxor
KC: sleepxor soonxor
Ceres: w00txor
KC: xorxor
KC: my speechxor is xored
5/31/02
"Lat + Intimidation = Jaimas"
-- Jaimas
5/30/02
Dar: ;l)
Dar: AUGH
Dar: THERE'S A LARGE BAR IN MY NOSE!!
5/29/02
There is nothing little about my world.
5/28/02
"Ha! I deflected your attack with my head!" -- Gerdef
5/27/02
"Itchy scalp?"
"My hand got stuck."
-- Dr. Miller / some student
5/26/02
"Alright, who took my twix? Oh, right. It's in my pocket." -- Erich
5/25/02
"Stop Dancing! I know there isn't any music!" -- Zach
5/24/02
"Those of you who are in calculus will recognize this as an integral. But I'm just going to write the answer." -- Dr. Miller
5/23/02
"w00t!" -- n00t
5/22/02
"W00t to the head!" -- Matt
5/21/02
"Look at all the trees! We're lost!" -- Erich in math class
5/20/02
"If only I could understand that, I'd be intrigued." -- Chris
5/19/02
"Hey! That's my lunchbox!"
"Whatever."
-- Ceres / Nicole
5/18/02
"Between you, Ceres, and the sock puppet, I'm a bit freaked out." -- Chris
5/17/02
"This book has too many of those things in it... uh... words!" -- Nicole
5/16/02
"Oh, thanks. You guys leave me the most unsafe seat in the car."
"Right next to your mother."
-- Gerdef / Gerdef's mother
5/15/02
"I've gotten applications from colleges that don't accept guys." -- Erich
5/14/02
My Dad gave the squirrels Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Have you ever seen a squirrel on a sugar high?
5/13/02
"Do you know how much of the universe is dark matter?"
"I can guess."
"That'll do."
"33.87%"
"I think he might be right."
"That sounds right."
-- Nathan / Napalm / Ceres / Napalm / Ceres / Nathan
5/12/02
"I hear a lot of pens clicking. What's up with that?"
-- some student giving a presentation in my health class.
5/11/02
"I'm pretty sure this is wrong, but--"
"Oh, good confidence there."
-- student / Dr. Miller
5/10/02
"Gah! Brooke is scaring me too!"
"Smack her."
"I don't know where she is, but I think she's out of reach."
"I'll do it."
::Smacks Brooke::
"Brooke just smacked back! I can't help but feel you're involved."
-- Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres / Jaimas
5/9/02
"I have been known to have morning face at 6 in the evening." -- Ceres
5/8/02
"If we don't do something diabolical and evil tomorrow, I will have your head on a silver platter!!!!" -- Lydia
5/7/02
"I wonder what you would sound like on helium."
"I've tried it, I sound the same."
-- Meredith / Lizzie
5/6/02
When Nathan and I were writing a program in C++, we had a good laugh when we saw that one line of code read "c++;"
5/5/02
"We got one line right and now all the rest are wrong."
"Was it the one we were trying to get right?"
"Aye."
-- Ceres / Nathan / Ceres
5/4/02
There's a command in C called "getfat()"
5/3/02
"You guys have to work on your communication skills."
"I do so!!!!"
-- The Sorcerer / Jaimas
5/2/02
"I have lots of people skills, jackass!" -- Rachel
5/1/02
*calls walmart*
"Im looking for a PC game."
"A what?"
"PC, computer, game"
"for playstation?"
"NO! PC....Computer......you know......windows...."
-- Sam / Walmart / Sam / Walmart / Sam
4/30/02
"The conversation has improved! It's turned to vomiting." -- Ceres
It actually was an improvement.
4/29/02
"Jorm you are a I-D-O-T" -- Loopy1
4/28/02
"You were taking a break from dinner? You slacker!" -- Ceres
4/27/02
"Ceres needs to get a kilt for the complete outfit!"
"Lydia, I may fight with Scottish fervor, but I am not a man in a skirt."
-- Lydia / Ceres
4/26/02
"I am not the size of a slug."
"I'll take your word for it."
-- Ceres / Gerdef
4/25/02
"But he's a pokemon-like thing."
"And he'll destroy you."
-- Henry / Ceres talking about Mewtwo in Smash Brothers Melee
4/24/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
"It's time to go home when the bar tables start growing vines."
-- Ceres
4/23/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
[after someone had chased Ceres into a room and started chanting]
"The chanting has stopped."
"Ok, I open the door."
"You can't."
"What?"
[maniacal laugh]
"OK, I try to beak down the door."
::rolls die::
"YES!!"
"Ok, you have a headache now."
"I walk out of the room."
"As you walk out, an electric field knocks you back. You take 4 damage."
"NOOOOOOOO!!! Ok, do I have any way of getting past this?"
"No."
"Ok, I'll break down the wall, then."
"WHAT!?"
"You heard me. Give me the 20 sided die."
--Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach / Ceres
4/22/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
"You're a hobbit fighter!?"
"That's what the dice say."
-- Ceres / Chad
4/21/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
"I'll attack the dwarf who just punched me with my staff."
::rolls die::
"Alright, somewhere in the middle of the swing, the staff flies out of your hands and lodges itself into a wall."
"I'll go to pull my staff out of the wall."
::rolls die and gets a one::
"Ok, as you run up to the staff, you closeline yourself on it."
--Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach
4/20/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
"I cast Entangle!"
"Uh, Lydia? We're in a bar fight."
-- Lydia / Ceres
4/19/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
"OK, the local fire brigade comes out to put out the fire."
::rolls die for their effectiveness against the fire::
::stares at the die::
"OK, I don't know how, but the first one throws his bucket of water and it lands behind him, two of them throw their buckets at the fire and miss, and two of them drown in their buckets of water."
"Ok, now another fire brigade comes up to put out the fire."
::rolls die and stares at it::
"They drive through the wall!"
::rolls die again::
"Part of the ceiling collapses and kills all but 2 of the firemen."
--Zach
4/18/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
"3rd edition is better than 2nd."
"Alright, your dwarf talks to himself."
-- Gerdef / Zach (DM)
4/17/02
Dungeons and Dragons quote:
"You're chained up and muzzled."
"Can I fart?"
"uh... roll for it."
::rolls die::
"You failed."
"Aww..."
--Zach (DM) / Gerdef / Zach / Gerdef / Zach / Gerdef
4/16/02
"I'm gonna vacuum the vacuum."
-Tenshi's aunt
Oddly enough, she was talking about the floor...
4/15/02
"I like cheese!" might actually be an effective warcry. Think about it. If you were in a medieval battle and all the troops of both armies were lined up and then the other army in unison yelled, "I LIKE CHEESE!" what would you do?
4/14/02
"A little air cover never killed anyone." -- Taran playing Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun
4/13/02
"Why am I not surprising?" -- Gerdef
4/12/02
"That sounded like a cat."
"It was a mushroom."
-- Ceres' Dad / Ceres
It really was a mushroom.
4/11/02
"Is something burning?"
"Nay, cooking."
-- Ceres' mother / Ceres
4/10/02
"I'm young at heart."
"Sometimes not just at heart."
[long silence]
"I don't get it."
-- some student / Ms. Gibson / same student
4/9/02
"Lydia! Your nail color is burning my eyes!" -- Ceres
4/8/02
Another funny thing from my school planner.
4/7/02
"I'm a progammer.
*Im a programmer.
*I'm a prgrammer.
*I write code."
-- a t-shirt I saw somewhere
4/6/02
4/5/02
"Dang, I'll have to return this brain...."
"Wouldn't that hurt?"
"Not if it isn't mine."
-- Rachel / Ceres / Rachel
4/4/02
"That's annoying. I'm dumber than I thought." -- Daniel
4/3/02
"Could you say that again? You were too loud." -- Ceres
4/2/02
[said while standing on very cold concrete]
"C'mon! Go numb! Go numb! Numb, numb, numb, numb, numb, numb, numb--I'm hungry."
-- Ceres talking to his feet.
4/1/02
"The coolest thing just happened!"
"You looked out the window, and a BIG wad of cash fell in your lap?"
"Well, OK, the second coolest thing happened."
-- Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres
3/31/02
::puts on a hat::
"I DEMAND THE DEMON THAT HAS LAGGED THIS PC TO COME OUT! OUT!!!!"
::Cat runs off PC::
O_O
--Jaimas / a cat / Jaimas
3/30/02
"I named one of the characters are you."
"COOL!"
"She's pretty powerful."
"SHE?!"
-- Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach
3/29/02
"It has been theorized that if an infinite number of monkeys typed at an infinite number of keyboards, they would eventually write all of Shakespear's literary works. Thanks to the internet, we know that this is a lie."
"How so?"
"The internet is an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of keyboards."
-- Ceres / Henry / Ceres
3/28/02
"It has been theorized that if an infinite number of monkeys typed at an infinite number of keyboards, that one would eventually write one of Shakespear's literary works. The rest would be usable scripts for Baywatch." -- Jaimas
3/27/02
"God! That sounded stupid!"
"Yeah."
-- Bob / Ceres
3/26/02
It would be really funny if a president began a State of the Union Address with "Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?"
3/25/02
"I said, 'ug' and you said, 'Yeah?'" -- Ceres
3/24/02
"I just like things to make sense. I know, it's a weakness." -- Ceres
3/23/02
"Woah. I have 100 buddies and none of them are online!" -- Ceres
3/22/02
"Don't worry! I'm Bob!" -- Aerial Bob
3/21/02
"I have..."
"You have what?"
"Oh, c'mon, I have a brain delay!"
"You have a brain?"
"DELAY!"
-- Gerdef / Ceres / Gerdef / Ceres / Gerdef
3/20/02
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stomp out flaming ducks."
-- Rachel
3/19/02
"Hiya."
"Zach."
"Close."
"D'oh!"
"Would you like to speak to Zach?"
"Yes, please."
"Let me get him."
"Name and rank?"
"Lat the clueless."
-- Zach's Dad / Lat / Zach's Dad / Lat / Zach's Dad / Lat / Zach's Dad / Zach / Zach's Dad
3/18/02
"W00T! I have 100 buddies!"
"You are officially a loser. GOOD JOB!!!"
::bows::
-- Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres
3/17/02
"Why is it getting dark outside?" -- Ceres waking up at 7 and thinking that it was AM.
3/16/02
"Passing AP Physics is a sign of intelligence. Taking AP Physics is not." -- Ceres
3/15/02
"I hear voices in my head. They tell me to be a productive member of society." -- Ceres
3/14/02
"Can I do, 'Roman military tactics and equipment, reasons for Roman expansion, and the cultural effects of Roman expansion' for my project?"
"Those are three completely unrelated topics."
"Not they aren't. It's how the Romans would kill you, why the Romans would kill you, and what happened to your land after the Romans killed you."
-- Ceres / Ceres' history teacher / Ceres
3/13/02
"You don't want him to kill himself so that you can do that for him?"
"Exactly."
-- Ceres / Dr. Miller
3/12/02
"I need to learn Black Speech."
"Ebonics?"
"TOLKIEN!!"
-- Ceres / Josh / Ceres
3/11/02
"I need to work out the grammar structure for Drakonian."
"What does it sound like?"
"Very demonic."
"Just use German."
-- Ceres / ? / Ceres / ?
I can't remember if it was Zach or Daniel that said this.
3/10/02
For the longest time, I have suspected that I have no idea what I look like. This morning, I proved it. I got up and as I walked into the bathroom, I went into fighting stance when I didn't recognize the guy standing across the sink from me. When I saw that we both went into the exact same stance, I realized it was a mirror. This is not a joke.
3/9/02
"There are dust bunnies in my house bigger than that thing." -- Daniel talking about the Gamecube
I should point out that I've been to his house. He's telling the truth.
3/8/02
"I'm stressed out because I stayed up late to finish a project because I procrastinated. Ironically, the project was about stress and procrastination." -- Ceres
3/7/02
"It smells like everyone's here." -- Dr. Miller
3/6/02
"I'm not as stupid as you look."
"If it weren't for my milk mustach, I'd look pretty smart right now."
-- Nate / Ceres
3/5/02
Homework has an extremely high friction coefficient
3/4/02
W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T
W00T W00T W00T W00T W00T"
--Daniel writing a haiku
3/3/02
A double negative equals a positive except with competence.
3/2/02
"Man, doing math is like doing a magic trick... and I'm no good at magic tricks." -- some student
3/1/02
"I'm a Nordic goddess of destruction. So why do I have to pay taxes?" -- Napalm
2/28/02
"Lydia? Holy? What the hell?"
"Shut up, you."
-- Ceres / Lydia
2/27/02
"Jacob, you're the one who said, 'My report's on something.' I'm sure it is." -- Ms. Dawson
2/26/02
"'Are the bathrooms clean?' Well, I don't know about the girls bathroom, but thanks to the boys bathroom, I can hold my breath for 2 minutes." -- Ceres commenting on a school survey
2/25/02
"Whatever you can do to obfuscate the sentence." -- Dr. Miller
2/24/02
It's really creepy when you're chatting with an artificial intelligence and tell it to stop and it says, "I can't be stopped."
2/23/02
"Whenever you have a medical procedure, make it fun."
"Add morphene?"
-- Dr. Miller / Ceres
2/22/02
"Run away!"
"I can't! There's a pillar in the way!"
"Run around the pillar!"
"I'm not that smart!"
-- Zach / Matt / Zach / Matt
2/21/02
"What's so funny?"
"I don't know."
-- Lydia / Erich
2/20/02
"Hiya!"
"OW!!"
"Your gaze is painful?"
-- Ceres / Chelsea / Sarah
2/19/02
"The barrier is your open book, you doofus!" -- Ms. Dawson commenting on a student's anti-cheating method
2/18/02
"'W00T' is the sound of 6 or more people playing Quake 3 jumping at the same time." -- Henry
2/17/02
"Any examples of the Burnouli effect other than the ankle-biting shower curtain?" -- Dr. Miller
2/16/02
"Eyes glaze over, Daniel?"
"Huh?"
"Good answer."
-- Dr. Miller / Daniel (Napalm) / Dr. Miller
2/15/02
::drinks some water and coughs::
"Strong stuff. Good tap." -- Dr. Miller
2/14/02
It's the ultimate corporate showdown: AOL VS. Microsoft!
2/13/02
HELP!! My parents have started saying "W00T!"
2/12/02
"I swear I have something to tell you." ::walks off:: -- Sarah
2/11/02
To the tune of "Old Man River," I was singing, "Old computer. That old computer. It just keeps writing and improvising. That old computer, it just keeps rolling along."
2/10/02
"What do I look like, a tree?" -- Justin
2/9/02
"You can get a 20 minute phone call for only 99 cents."
"But who am I going to call for 20 minutes? I'm a guy!" -- Ethan / Napalm
2/8/02
Question authority. Ask me anything.
2/7/02
"Communism is good because I'm a benevolent dictator." -- Dr. Miller
2/6/02
The class was talking and Dr. Miller yelled, "Guys! Girls! Paul!"
2/5/02
"Are you going to be ready for the test on Monday?"
"The day is hard enough without the test."
-- Dr. Miller / Ceres
2/4/02
"Over your dead body." -- Ms. Dawson
2/3/02
There was a tag on a seat pad that said, "Made of fibers of 100% of unknown kind"
2/2/02
Miller's 2 laws:
--An object in motion will remain in motion until I whoop up on it.
--An object at rest will remain at rest until I tell it to move.
2/1/02
"Light breath? What have you been eating?" -- Ceres playing Gauntlet Legends
1/31/02
"Chia throat! The ultimate torture!" -- Zach
1/30/02
"Trees rule. If you don't believe me, run into one with your car." -- Ceres
1/29/02
"Although many of you have disproved this, your brain needs oxygen." -- Dr. Miller
1/28/02
"Lat, I can see you thinking and that disturbs me." -- Napalm
1/27/02
"Dr. Miller, so we'll be dead at the end of this climb?"
"No, you'll be extremely hungry."
-- some student / Dr. Miller
1/26/02
"Why do people need to look like their brother? I certainly don't!" -- Sarah
1/25/02
"My dog was a voratious reader, as a puppy. He decided to eat the cover off this book." -- Dr. Miller
1/24/02
"Keep scrolling."
"I'm looking at a catalog!"
-- Ceres / Gerdef
1/23/02
"I saw a picture of you in middle school when you were in 4th or 5th grade." -- some student talking to Ceres
1/22/02
"Don't hit me back first!" -- Ceres
1/21/02
"You will be asked to run. Those of you who do not think that you're capable of running will be asked to walk fast." -- Dr. Miller
1/20/02
"What's triptophan?"
"It's a chemical, besides me, that makes you sleepy."
-- some student / Dr. Miller
1/19/02
"I have opposable thumbs, so I did evolve. Last week, in fact." -- Dr. Miller
1/18/02
"I hope she'll grow out of it."
"Grow out of what?"
"Trying to act older."
-- Norah / Ceres / Norah
1/17/02
"I have a job."
"What do you do?"
"I copy and file and if I'm lucky I get to paperclip."
-- Mara / Dr. Miller / Mara
1/16/02
Lydia wanted a drink but she didn't have any money. So she said, "Who wants to give me a dollar?" Matt volunteered. Then she decided that she was too lazy to go and get the drink. So she asked who wanted to get the drink for her. Matt volunteered and Lydia said, "Like I would trust you with your money?"
1/15/02
Over the summer, I went to Digipen for camp and we programmed video games there. When one group was presenting their game, one of them said, "The game, through no fault of my own, is called 'The Legend of Super Final Treasure Hunter Turbo.'"
1/14/02
"So you're telling me about a book that you haven't read." -- Ceres
1/13/02
"You'd be quite the paladin with that mamajama." --KC after being shown a picture of some catelog's Kurgen Sword.
1/12/02
"'I want mail about reality live today and human of somebody attachment reality.' I can only assume from this mail that AltaVista's Babelfish is stalking me." -- Nate
1/11/02
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
1/10/02
"Moron."
"I prefer the term "benevolent."
-- Gerdef criticizing Ceres for not charging that much for steel links for chain mail / Ceres
1/9/02
"These guys must suck if I'm beating them." -- Gerdef
1/8/02
"With me listening to Rob Zombie, talking to you, and doing math homework, I'm finding it diffcult to multitask." - Kevin
1/7/02
::sneezes loudly over phone::
"Gesundheit, I think."
"Thanks."
"It sounded more like an explosion."
-- Ceres / Daniel / Ceres / Daniel
1/6/02
::hits a rivet with the small hammer and nothing happens::
"Ug."
::hits the rivet again, this time with a bigger hammer and still doesn't dent the rivet::
"Oh, for crying out loud!"
::hits the rivet with a sledge hammer and spreads out like a rivet is supposed to::
"Don't you just love steel?"
-- Ceres working on the sheet metal that he got for his birthday. ::evil smile::
1/5/02
"Hey, I was just thinking,"
"On a weekend?"
"Aye, I haven't been myself lately." -- Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres
1/4/02
"I think that being on topic is generally a good thing." -- Karlac
1/3/02
"Normal people don't talk to normal people about what it means to be normal!!" --Wendy
1/2/02
"Y, Matt! Y!"
"I don't know!"
"No! The button!"
--Zach / Matt playing Soul Calibur / Zach
1/1/02
"War mine!" -- Sam trying to say "More wine!" at 4 in the morning during the New Year's party.
12/31/01
"I have a fist and I'm not afraid to eat it!" -- Megan
12/30/01
"People in my town don't seem to understand that the speed limit is a maximum, not a minimum." -- Ceres
12/29/01
"chatting on IRC is not conducive to studying for french." -- Cloudy_Bear
12/28/01
"Rachel, that is a wall. Those are stairs." -- Ceres explaining important concepts.
12/27/01
I take endless amusement when, after I show someone a sword that I want, they ask me what I'm going to do with it.
12/26/01
Happy Generic Winter Holiday!
12/25/01
"You know, it only takes 25 pounds of chocolate to give you the same feeling of 1 joint."
"I think the joint would actually be healthier."
-- Gerdef / Logic
12/24/01
"Conquest: Frontier Wars. It's a game, for now..." -- Gerdef
12/23/01
"I gotta run."
"Have fun running."
--Ceres trying to say goodbye / Vriti
12/22/01
"Well, I just had 2 choices. 1, help my friend find a good deal on a really cool sword, or 2, do homework. =D"
"Your priorities rule."
-- Ceres / Jaimas
12/21/01
"I talk too much"
"AYE!!!!!"
-- Daniel / Ceres
Daniel thought it was funny.
12/20/01
Ceres and Heather talking about a rubix cube
Heather: it is definatly testing my patience
Ceres: Have you completed any sides yet?
Heather: i got a manual on how to complete the square with it
Ceres: Is it working?
Heather: kind of, i don't entirely understand it, I need to get ahold of a friend of mine who is really good at them and get him to explain the explaination in the book :-)
12/19/01
"Lord of the Rings is truly a holiday movie. It's a 3 hour epic about returning bad jewelry." -- The Daily Show
12/18/01
Sam was playing Soul Calibur and losing to Zach. Sam reached under the table and pulled Zach's controller out. In big, bold letters, the words "Controller has been removed" appear on the screen. "D'oh! Stupid smart system!" -- Sam
12/17/01
"Is Hell really like this?"
"I don't know! Why don't you go there and find out?!"
-- some kid / Rachel in humanities class talking about Dante's Inferno
12/16/01
"I'm sorry, I don't speak English."
"But wait a minute! You're speaking English right now!"
"I know, but I don't speak English."
-- Rachel / some kid / Rachel
12/15/01
"I think too far ahead for people to understand me!"
::blank stare::
-- Ceres / KC
12/14/01
"So, your mind toys with itself?" -- Ceres talking to KC
12/13/01
"What is this English you speak of?" -- Rachel
12/12/01
"How's Zach?"
"He's doing fine. You're fine, right?"
"Yeah."
"Yep, he's fine."
-- Ceres' Mom / Ceres / Zach / Ceres
12/11/01
"Fire the 'laser!'"
::turns on a flashlight::
-- Jaimas
12/10/01
"I-I was talking to the cat." *starts cracking up* -- Rachel
12/9/01
"Aw man, I killed it!" -- Rachel talking about a snowflake.
12/8/01
"I knew it! I'm psycho!" -- Jemma
12/7/01
"Tell Michael I said hi."
"Michael says hi."
--Ceres / Gerdef
12/6/01
"I scream. You scream. We all scream for caffiene." -- a waiter bringing coffee
12/5/01
"I got $200 from work."
"Cool! Maybe I should start working."
"Yeah, it's nice, except you have to work."
-- Zach / Ceres / Zach
12/4/01
"Help! I'm lazy and I won't get up!" -- Ceres
12/3/01
"Anyone can hurt themself with sharp metal object, but you managed to cut yourself with a greenbean." -- Ceres yelling at Aerial Bob
12/2/01
"Defender of Your Right to Post Useless Crap since 1999" -- Jaimas
12/1/01
"Enter are your own risk." -- a sign on a graveyard.
11/30/01
"Say something stupid by accident."
"I'll work on that."
-- Ceres / Nate
11/29/01
"What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?" -- Aerial Bob
11/28/01
"Why is it that lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?" -- Aerial Bob
11/27/01
"There 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic.'" -- Aerial Bob
11/26/01
"Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?" -- Aerial Bob
11/25/01
"Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?" -- Aerial Bob
11/24/01
"How come abbreviated is such a long word?" -- Aerial Bob
11/23/01
"Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?" -- Aerial Bob
11/22/01
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" -- Aerial Bob
11/21/01
"Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?" -- Aerial Bob
11/20/01
"If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?" -- Aerial Bob
11/19/01
"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts." -- Aerial Bob
11/18/01
"Things that do not make you knowledgable about Japan:
You watch anime.
You say "baka", "oro", "sugoi", or any other phrase repeatedly.
You own a Katana.
You've never been to Japan.
You claim you've "taken some language courses..."
You play videogames.
You can repeat anime characters' names and titles in the Katakana.
You think a throwing star = a shuriken.
You don't know how to say Japan in Japanese.
You expect to be accepted by their culture.
You believe Kenshin is a good representation of the Meiji Era.
You take Ninjutsu.
You consider Japanese and Chinese to be one and the same.
You've had Sushi." -- KC's profile
11/17/01
"Would you trust this guy with a sword?" 
"Absolutely. But don't ever let me catch you giving him an axe!"
-- Ceres / Jaimas
11/16/01
Here's a neat buddy icon I made:
11/15/01
"What's up?"
"Silent Hill 2 + Too much Caffiene = One scared Jaimas."
-- Ceres / Jaimas
11/14/01
"Okay, here's the story. Some little kid on a bike started insulting my friend, Joe DeNapoli because he was wearing a pair of shiny, sparkly, pink pants. (This was because he and some other friends of mine were filming it, just as a gag). So then Joe retorts with 'Oh yeah? Well you fart different colors!'" --Guest editor Taran
11/13/01
"I see Rachel...all the time....She doesn't know she's stupid. She walks around like a regular person. Please...make her go away...."
-- Rachel talking about herself. ::shrugs::
11/12/01
"That turned out wrong. I just got up and walked around the room in a circle."
-- Mirutamoor
11/11/01
My parents are a little worried about me. I asked for sheet metal for my birthday. Remember this. Expect a change in my pic in the chain mail race in a month or 2.
11/10/01
"Clear!"
-- Ceres before pressing control, alt, delete.
11/9/01
"Playing a game?" "Nay, physics is not a game. It's what's behind the game."
-- Mirutamoor / Ceres
11/8/01
"Can God hack reality?"
-- Ceres
11/7/01
"The problem with this game is there's too much gameplay."
-- Logic
11/6/01
"Your sprite's done."
"YAY!! Can I see?"
"Email?"
"Aye."
"What's your email, silly?"
"D'oh!"
-- Jaimas / Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres / Jaimas / Ceres
11/5/01
"Is it hot?"
"Yes." ::hand over the poptart::
"OW!" -- Norah / Ceres / Norah
11/4/01
"Long story short, I fell off a golf cart."
-- KC
I still can't figure out how that was a long story.
11/3/01
"Is that a good damn or bad damn?"
-- Ceres
11/2/01
"I think this phone is about to die on me. Hello? Hello?"
-- Mrs. Schoenbach
11/1/01
::hums a cheery tune::
"No one hears you."
-- Ceres / B.net
10/31/01
Halloween!!!!
10/30/01
"God and I are on very good terms. I don't believe in him and he doesn't believe in me."
-- Daniel
10/29/01
"Sleep is good. Sleep is my friend. Sleep can come over and chill at my house any time."
-- The wise words of Lydia
10/28/01
"AUGH! Voice from magic box scares me!"
-- Michael talking about the phone.
10/27/01
"Because I can't do it, therefore, it's cool!"
-- Logic talking about hacking. He's been trying to hack into a file of his for some time because he can't remember the password.
10/26/01
"Michael, don't go to sleep until 8!"
"It's 11, you moron!"
"So it is."
-- Ceres / Daniel / Ceres
10/25/01
"You do not need to do a replay of my jetpacking into the water!"
"I need to write that down!"
"No you don't."
"Yes I do."
"It's not my fault. It's a little something called momentum. Oh, please don't tell me that it's going to replay that too. NO!!"
-- Gerdef / Ceres / Gerdef / Ceres / Gerdef
10/24/01
"Basic, user friendly. C, user hostile. Linux, user fatal." -- Daniel
10/23/01
Jaimas - Proud Spearheader of Operation: Infinite Stupidity.
10/22/01
"What's up?"
"Not much."
"Good. Gravity is still in effect."
"I'll have to change that."
-- Ceres / Zach / Ceres / Zach
10/21/01
"Make sure you write this so at least one of us can read it."
-- Dr. Miller
10/20/01
"You're brain should not emit light!!"
-- Ceres yelling at Daniel.
10/19/01
"Not all physics problems are about war, just the good ones. Let's have a bag of marshmellows flying at 50 meters per second."
-- Dr. Miller
10/18/01
"SB Live" spelled backwards is "Evil BS"
10/17/01
"Angle theta sounds so cute! I wanna reach out and pet it!"
-- Nout in precalculus.
10/16/01
I was taking a vocab quiz in English and at the top it said "Vocabulary Quiz V: The Wrath of Mr. Donaldson"
10/15/01
"I'm nearly ambidextrous. I can write poorly with both hands."
-- Dr. Miller
10/14/01
I want "return to sender" on my tombstone.
10/13/01
"You guys are so cruel! That what I like about you!"
-- Dr. Miller
10/12/01
"When we're not fighting, we're thinking."
"I'll think you good!"
-- Ceres / David having a little fun with a project where we were supposed to represent ancient Athens.
10/11/01
"AT Fireball plus"
-- The motherboard of Daniel's new computer had this written on it. I'm not kidding.
10/10/01
"I can't install the hard drive. I can't open the baggie!"
-- Daniel wailing while trying to put his new computer together.
10/9/01
"Enlighten me and I'll break your face." --Ceres after not understanding a perverted joke.
10/8/01
"When I get bored--"
"Something explodes."
-- Zach / Ceres
10/7/01
"I put my armor in my backpack. Now it's theft deterent."
-- Ceres
Thanks to my books and armor, I was the only one who could pick it up. =D
10/6/01
"Take off your headphones!"
"No, they're not plugged in. I'm just trying to keep my ears warm. It's freezing in here."
-- Ms. Dawson / Steven
10/5/01
"I keep spelling 'Egypt' with a Q."
-- David
10/4/01
"Could you sign this recommendation so I can sign up to be on the ballot for student government?"
"I can't sign this recommendation in good conscience."
"Yeah, but who in politics has a conscience?"
"I do."
"You do?"
"Yes, that's why I'm against the whole concept."
"At any rate, we can't sign this. We're cruel juniors."
"Wait, you're not cool."
"No, cruel."
::Ceres and Daniel give each other a high-five and yell:: "OW!"
-- Freshman whom we don't know / Daniel / freshman / Ceres / Daniel / Ceres / Daniel / freshman / Daniel / Daniel and Ceres
10/3/01
"Are you alright?"
"Should I not be?"
-- I overheard this quote from somewhere.
10/2/01
"That quote--YAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" ::falls out of chair::
--Sarah
10/1/01
"Cursage!"
"Cursage?"
"I,,, uh,,, have a shortage of wordage."
-- Ceres / Claire / Ceres
9/30/01
"You're a senior! Your mission is accomplished!"
"I can still do more damage!"
-- Daniel / Zach
9/29/01
"In a sick, twisted way, it's good to be back."
-- Ceres commenting about going back to school.
9/28/01
"Does anybody know anything about physics?"
"Force = Mass X Acceleration!"
"Good! You don't have to die."
-- Dr. Miller (the physics teach. Remember that name, you'll be hearing it a lot) / Ceres / Dr. Miller
9/27/01
"I don't know what it is, but 'jogginbob' sounds weird." -- Aerial Bob
9/26/01
"QUICK TIME WILL DIE IN QUICK TIME!"
-- KC having trouble with quick time 5.
9/25/01
::points at the symbol on forehead of the guy sitting next to me:: "What does that mean?"
"Turtle."
-- Ceres / the guy sitting next to him.
9/24/01
"I don't want to make a fool of myself."
"I'll do it for you!"
-- Ceres / Justin
9/23/01
"Rachel, I would not trust you with explosives. I would not trust you with a cigarette lighter. I would not trust you with a piece of flint and steel!" -- Ceres explaining his views to Rachel.
9/22/01
"BOB OUT!"
"Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
"Bobbing me out!"
-- Ceres / Aerial Bob / Ceres / Aerial Bob
9/21/01
"I had to use the Dull's book to teach the Bohr model." -- Dr. Mullis
9/20/01
My calender has a success tip for every week. This was especially amusing.
9/19/01
"Those drums sound like cannon fire!" --Gerdef
They actually did. I had the volume up too high.
9/18/01
"Hosthosthosthosthosthosthosthost,,, toast?"
-- Ceres
If you say "host" really fast, you end up saying "toast."
9/17/01
"That'd be as annoying as cheese."
"Cheese is not annoying!"
--Me / Daniel
9/16/01
"MINE!"
--Kriti's response to having her toes tickled.
9/15/01
"The night is young!"
"IT'S MORNING!!"
--Rachel / Ceres
9/14/01
"How've you been?"
"nice"
--Ceres / Bubby Warrior
9/13/01
The difference between Disco and Techno is only 20 beats a minute.
9/12/01
RWeAloneNo: What do you think?
Natures Liege: I don't hear it
RWeAloneNo: Are the speakers on?
Natures Liege: yes
Natures Liege: oh
Natures Liege: hehe
RWeAloneNo: LOL!!
--Talking on AIM after I gave Logic a link to a MIDI.
9/11/01
As many of you know, I write the news very far in advance. All the jokes here are from July and August. I did not mean to be so jovial on this day of tragedy. I'm sorry.
9/10/01
"I'm turning into a combination of Michael and Lat! It's the worst of both worlds." --Daniel wailing while both Lat and Michael were in earshot.
9/9/01
"What are you doing up so late?"
"zzzzzZZZZzzzzz"
"Wise choice."
--Ceres / Brooke / Ceres on AIM at 2AM
9/8/01
"COMBUST!" [awkward silence] "Was that spontaneous enough to be a spontaneous combustion?" --Aerial Bob
9/7/01
"You're a moron."
"No, I'm not."
"Actually, you are, because a moron is someone who has the IQ of an 12-18 year old."
"Oh, well how do you know I don't have a higher IP?"
--Ceres / Daniel / Ceres / Daniel
9/6/01
Geldef: I know
Geldef: wait a sec
Geldef: that "I know" was not supposed to be sent to you
Geldef: I just meant to say it
9/5/01
Geldef: Geldef does not exist
--Daniel was trying to explain that he was only using Geldef because Gerdef was taken.
9/4/01
"My brother's babbling."
"Babble babble."
-- Daniel / Michael in the background.
9/3/01
"Who made this program?!"
"What's it called?"
"Netscape."
-- Michael / Ceres / Michael
9/2/01
"Ok, I'll un-shut up for a while." --Kriti after I explained that if she were to shut up while we were talking on the phone that my end of the conversation would turn into a monolouge.
9/1/01
"I didn't want to go because I might be a forth wheel." -- Kriti
8/31/01
"Photon Cannon -- Flashlight!" --Daniel
8/30/01
A tortoise managed to run away from a Michigan zoo. Authorities at the zoo pursued it, but unfortunately it was going its top speed of 2 1/2 miles a day. I think they eventually got it back, though.
8/29/01
Question, if videogames influence people, is Pac-man to blame for the ravers who routinely run around in dark rooms, munching on pills, and listening to repetitive music?
8/28/01
Shannon: Ya gotta hide me guys....Im too dumb to die!
8/27/01
Ceres: What's up?
Zach: hang on a sec, must put a ladder away, as weird as that sounds
-- Strange that I should ask "what's up" and he had a ladder on hand.
8/26/01
"Give me an army and I will rule the world. Give me a world and it may very well explode." -- Sam
8/25/01
"Just forget everything I've told you."
"Hi, I'm Bob. I don't believe you've told me your name."
"I'm God."
"Oh, hello God. I thought you'd be taller."
-- Daniel / someone online / Daniel / someone online
8/24/01
You have to see this, and make sure that you read it carefully.
8/23/01
"Run time error at line 33: Bob does not exist." -- An actual error that showed up in Rechiru's program. Naturally, we had to show Aerial Bob.
8/22/01
"I'd prefer to believe in a god that is self-sufficient." -- Ceres talking about Black And White.
8/21/01
"I don't remember asking that."
"You did."
"I believe you."
--Michael / Daniel / Michael
8/20/01
Geldef: g'nioght
Geldef: whatever a nioght is
Geldef: have a good one
8/19/01
"Get your foot off that paper... because I can't read what's written on it." -- Kriti
It was funny at the time.
8/18/01
I put myself on my own buddy list. Is this a bad sign?
8/17/01
"A philosopher," stated a theologian, "Is a blind man sitting in a darkened room searching for a black cat that isn't there."
"This is true," replied a philosopher, "but if he were a theologian, he would find it.
--Creditted to Jan
8/16/01
Ceres: "What does replenish life and replenish mana do?" "Pretty much what they say." -- Henry / Ceres
Kriti: heehee!
Kriti: wait -- i don't get it.
8/15/01
"I need to brag to my friends that being polite does pay off, but I need to brag politely." -- Ceres
8/14/01
"By the year 2000, this message will make no sense." -- Jaimas
8/13/01
From what I understand of my network, at least one part of it has to be malfunctioning all the time for the rest to work.
8/12/01
Dogofwar42: Zac's out of the house- left his im up again- be glad i never read what anyone writes-someone else please nag him to sign off and close down,
signed zac's mom
--Something I got back from Zach on AIM after typing for 5 minutes without a response, then stopping to ask why.
8/11/01
"i'm so sorry, lat! i feel so blonde now lol" -- Someone online after I corrected her assumption that I was Kriti.
8/10/01
"There's Something About Mary. Yeah, flies." -- Rechiru's Dad.
8/9/01
"Help! We need somebody! Help Not just anybody! Help! We need-" ::Yoink!!:: -- Rechiru
8/8/01
"6 gigs used. I'm gonna need some more." ::uninstalls 2 major programs:: "7 gigs used. Oh, that says gigs free!" -- Michael at the computer.
8/7/01
Player.Spritebox.left = 0;
Player.Spritebox.right = 60;
Player.Spritebox.top = 0;
Player.Spritebox.bottom = 80;
Forgetthisstupid.Spritebox.Iwouldlikeasprite = TRUE;
--Something I found myself typing while I was programming a game in C++
8/6/01
I need to make a "Bobberman" shirt. Don't ask now, I'm still working on idea.
8/5/01
"I was hitting my phone with the head. I mean the other way around!" --Daniel
8/4/01
"Can 'Can that be a quote?' be a quote?" --Rachel trying to get in the Hall Of Shame.
8/3/01
"Conserving the air-conditioning." --Mrs. Schoenbach
8/2/01
"I'M NOT HYPER!!!"
::turns around and walks into a wall::
- Adam
8/1/01
"My house was broken into last week. They didn't take anything."
--Something I heard on the radio.
7/30/01
^)^
::Grabs and adjusts Mouth::
^_^
--Jaimas
7/29/01
Daniel hurt himself while burping.
7/28/01
"Damnit! I'm blond! I don't get you!" --Nicole
7/27/01
"Hi!"
"I'm fine, thank you."
"I didn't ask how you were!"
--Kriti / Matt / Kriti
7/26/01
"A perverted mess of confusion."
"Society?"
--Daniel talking about Zach's brain / Zach guessing what Daniel was talking about.
7/25/01
"What do you do with our test papers?"
"Mulch."
--student / Ms. Trohanis
7/24/01
"You could put a match to a gallon of gasoline and it would go 'PA-OMP!!'"
--Dr. Mullis
7/23/01
"Daniele...?"
"I don't know her last name."
"HER?!"
--Norah / Michael / Norah
7/22/01
"They're like happy vulcans."
--Zach talking about elves.
7/21/01
"It'd be much simpler just to buy dynamite."
--Daniel
7/20/01
"Speak before you think!"
"Speaking of which..."
--Erich / Zach
7/19/01
"I get confused when I talk!"
--Giborra
7/18/01
"Don't yell. Just say, 'font size=144 You suck.'"
--Michael
7/17/01
"I must become a plant."
"Many of us already believe that you are a plant."
"YAY!"
--Logic / Ceres / Logic
7/16/01
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your lemons, you whiner. --Guest Editor Dartarus
7/15/01
"Dr. Mullis, I tried to explain it in my own words."
"Yeah, that was pretty incoherent."
--student / Dr. Mullis
7/14/01
"Black, orange, yellow."
"Halloween?"
"GERMAN!!"
--Zach / Daniel / Zach
7/13/01
"Whose cards are these?"
"Meeeeeeee!"
--Zach / Daniel
7/12/01
"Caesar entered, on his head a helmet, in his hand a sword, in his eyes fire. Caesar entered on his head, a helmet in his hand, a sword in his eyes, fire."
"Rough day at the office?"
--Daniel / Ceres
7/11/01
"The belt is for your waist, not your legs!" --Ms. Williams
7/10/01
"I'm an idiot! Stop saying that! You're an idiot! Stop saying that! Never! Damn! I've having a conversation with myself!" --Lydia
7/9/01
"Everything I learn I forget strictly on my own." --Ceres
7/8/01
1 in 40 men wear women's clothing. We've had more than 40 presidents.
7/7/01
"Your backpack is open."
"Stop wrecking my universe!"
--Michael / Ceres
7/6/01
"It's daytrading opportunist jerks who think like you do that make the stock market look like the graph of the tangent of X!" --Ceres yelling at Daniel for his buy low, sell high, as often as possible advice on the stock market.
7/5/01
"Yes, upside-down and backwards except on Tuesday." --Dr. Mullis talking about formulas on Tuesday.
7/4/01
"You should play Streets of Rage 2. It's an awesome game."
"Game?"
--Daniel / Tim
7/3/01
"Daniel! You can smack them with a book and they won't care!"
"You can do that to me, too!"
--Zach talking about bumblebees / Jenni
7/2/01
"So I'm a fool! What's your point?" --Erich
7/1/01
"Get out of the table!" --Ceres
6/30/01
"I'm pushing on the floor with my weight and the floor is pushing back."
"Go floor!"
--Dr. Mullis / Ceres
6/29/01
"I maintain tha--"
"Quite, you."
--Ceres / Daniel
6/28/01
"Foolish fool!" --Josh
6/27/01
There has been a recall of 2002 Ford Explorers because the back window breaks when you close the trunk.
6/26/01
"It was made by a Shangler, therefore it is flamable." --Lydia
6/25/01
"Erich! When someone is hitting you while you're talking, they want you to shut up!" --Ceres
6/24/01
"It's all part of the great circle of life."
"Wait, beer or slugs?"
--Dr. Mullis / Lydia
6/23/01
"I may need you to make a rock for--"
"How do you make a rock?"
--Mrs. Clay / Ceres
6/22/01
"Do you have anything relevant to say?"
"Yes."
"Then say it."
"I just did."
--Ceres / Daniel / Ceres / Daniel
6/21/01
I was looking at Zach's notes and one word that caught my eye was "crazzy."
6/20/01
"So you just threw a log at that equation?" --Dan being confused in Algebra II.
6/19/01
"The Hall of Shame has no purpose! If it does and I complete it, I'll get depressed!" --Ceres
6/18/01
"How would you know where I live?"
"I've been inside your *house*!"
--Daniel / Zach
6/17/01
"Og."
"Og."
"NOOOOOOOO!"
--Ceres / Michael / Daniel
6/16/01
The spell checker tells me to change "Mortal Kombat" to "Mortal Wombat"
6/15/01
If your mood is stock market based, you have bi-polar disorder.
6/14/01
"Is my birth certificate still valid? I mean my passport!" --my Mom
6/13/01
"Oh, and two more things... One, what the hell is a moogle?! And two, I am not a moogle, I am a Magical Talking Flounder! Ack... gills filled... with... air... need sea... water..." --Aerial Bob upon being accused of being a moogle.
6/12/01
Just remember that War isn't about who's right, War is about who's left! --Guest editor Geoff
6/11/01
"STOP ABSORBING MY BRAIN!!" --KC
6/10/01
YAY! All of life's problems have just floated away. I just got a chocolate chip cookie! ^_^
6/9/01
Computer, BAD! Abacus, GOOD!
6/8/01
"What's today's date?"
"The 22nd."
"And the month?"
--Ceres / My Mom / Ceres
6/7/01
"How can I pick up the phone and get a busy signal?!"
--Daniel. We're not sure how, but that happened.
6/6/01
Logic has remembered the letters to his password, just not in the right order.
6/5/01
I searched Napster for "Nissan Matrix" and I got a song.
6/4/01
"I help, I harm. It balances out." --Ceres
6/3/01
"Bad Daniel!"
"Yeah?"
--Ceres / Daniel who thought I just said "Daniel"
6/2/01
"Why's my artifact moving? It's rolling away! NO! DON'T ROLL INTO THE RIVER!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! Well, there goes my artifact." --Daniel playing Black And White
6/1/01
"I sent 'refridgerater' through a translater program and it came back as 'large cold white meat box.'"
"Hey, I'm large, I'm definitely cold, I'm made of meat, I'm white, and I have a box in my backpack!"
"Michael, you are now officially a refridgerater!"
"Dude! Do I get a certificate?"
"Can we store food in him?"
"Sure! Just put all your food in my mouth!"
"How about leftovers?"
::does a motion for spitting them out::
"That'd be cool to have an intelligent refridgerater! Think about it, you put a fruitcake in there and it gets launched right back at you!"
"Yeah! The fridge would say, 'Now don't you put that kind of crap in me again!'"
"Fruitcake is a building material!"
--Huge running joke between Michael, Daniel, Napalm and me.
5/31/01
"I'm making sense!"
"Wow."
--Ceres / Daniel
5/30/01
"I think I have a buggy version of Windows 95."
"i.e. it works?"
"Yeah."
--Ceres / Gerdef / Ceres
5/29/01
"Hi Norah."
"It's Norah."
-- Ceres / Norah
5/28/01
Mirutamoor called Aerial Bob "Aerial Bobo."
5/27/01
"How tall is the staff?"
"It's slightly taller than me."
"I was hoping for a standard unit, rather than one Lat."
--Logic / Lat / Logic discussing a battle staff I was making. I'm finished now and it's so cool! =D
5/26/01
"I'm am confused." --Me
5/25/01
"My frame ran away!" --KC having trouble designing his website.
5/24/01
"I have a Hall of Fame quote!"
"uh,,, I run the Hall of Shame."
::smacks self on forehead::
--Kriti / Ceres / Kriti
5/23/01
"I need to change my password."
"I've already done it for you."
--Daniel / Ceres
5/22/01
"What are you doing up so early?"
"I,,, uh,,, never went to bed."
--My Dad / Me
5/21/01
"Bill, you're so dumb!"
"Make me!!!"
--Kevin/Bill
Guest editor: Brooke
5/20/01
::Mark snatches a moth out of the air::
"Dude! I Caught Joe the Moth!!!"
::Mark releases the moth.::
::Moth then flies around Mark's head::
"AHHH!!!! JOE'S ATTACKING ME!!!!"
::Mark runs away::
--Mark
Guest editor: Brooke
5/19/01
"Spoze you have..." --Dr. Mullis' whiteboard.
5/18/01
"AAHHHH!! Oh, Hi Rachel." --Ceres
5/17/01
"Grams, you ninny!" --Dr. Mullis
5/16/01
"Because I'm a good boy and... crap." --Dr. Mullis
5/15/01
"Hey! If you throw that pretzel you'll get an Erich in the face!" --Tom. Erich was the only person sitting next to Tom and thereby would make a convenient projectile.
5/14/01
"The ability to speak is not necessarily a sign of intelligence."
"Huh?"
--Daniel / Erich
5/13/01
"I'll finish this conversation later. Wait! Didn't that just end the conversation?" --Ceres thinking aloud.
5/12/01
"I'm thinking."
"I don't believe you."
-- Ceres / Lydia
5/11/01
A day of mourning. Douglas Adams died today.
5/10/01
There is a key skill that most people leave out in basketball. Warcries.
5/9/01
"Oh my god! I thought she was a dwarf!"
"Switch to decaf!"
--Jenni / Daniel
5/8/01
Ross wants to take over the word. I think he misspelled "world."
5/7/01
"Do I have to define 'simple' again?!" --Tom struggling to explain Occum's Razor to Caustia who just didn't get it.
5/6/01
"Earth to chemistry class! You're leaving the solar system! Come back!" --Dr. Mullis commenting on how far off our answers were.
5/5/01
I'm very upset that Margo called my chain mail "cute."
5/4/01
If your mood is stock market based, you have bi polar disorder.
5/3/01
"UVA and UVB."
"It's like Hitler and Stalin."
--Dr. Mullis / Norah
5/2/01
"Uh, Dr. Mullis? I have a percent error that is higher than 100%." --Ceres having trouble in chemistry class.
5/1/01
"Wait, crazy or acne?" --Ceres
4/30/01
"I am dark aligned." ::the sun goes behind a cloud:: --Ceres
I wasn't facing the sun, and I could not have predicted it.
4/29/01
"Incoming excessively small demon." --Ceres refering to Jenna.
4/28/01
"I'm not offended now, but I reserve the right to be offended at a later date." --Daniel's response to me saying "No offense."
4/27/01
Back on 3/3/01, I had really bad insomnia. Wanna know how bad? I taught myself to play the piano! I'm not joking about this.
4/26/01
Electrons are hyper!
4/25/01
"I have to study Daniel his French." --Daniel's Mom in a vain attempt to tell me that she had to help Daniel study his French.
4/24/01
"They're called the Etherians, spelled E-ETH... ETH is not a letter." --Daniel trying to tell me about Elite Force.
4/23/01
"The poor fossible roots..." --My algebra II teacher, who is really starting to scare me.
4/22/01
"Zach is a nice person."
::bursts out laughing::
--Lydia / Margo
4/21/01
"First period was greatly amused when I wrote on the board with a permanent marker." --Dr. Mullis
4/20/01
"My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!"
"DEBATABLE!!"
--Zach / Ceres
4/19/01
"There are no stupid questions--"
"Only stupid people who ask questions."
"I forgot my question."
--Dr. Mullis / Ceres / Norah
4/18/01
"Foreshortening." --Dr. Mullis
4/17/01
Dr. Mullis was going on about how yellow pencils were racist because they were from Asia. He noticed a student had a pencil and Dr. Mullis held the pencil in the air and said, "See? Another yellow pencil!" And then the pencil's owner said, "Dr. Mullis, that's an orange pencil."
4/16/01
"'Sex VS Logic. We know who Logic is, who's Sex?' I said that?"
"Yeah."
[slight pause]
"That sounds like me."
-- Michael / Ceres / Michael
4/15/01
"Who the hell says 'I exploded it'?"
"Well I did and you did."
--Daniel / Ceres
4/14/01
"You wrecked my universe!"
"I did?"
"Yeah! When you zipped up my backpack! You did something nice! That goes against what I've so far known to be true and thus wrecked my universe! And that wasn't very nice! Wait! That was mean! YAY! My universe hasn't been broken after all!"
--Ceres / Michael / Ceres
I almost confused Michael to death.
4/13/01
I'm high on Javascript!
4/12/01
"Cat got your nose?" --Tom
4/11/01
"Did you tear that off the wall?"
"No, I gently removed it fromt the wall."
--Nathan / David
4/10/01
::hits Zach in the back of the head::
"Thanks, I needed that."
"Yes, you did."
--Ceres / Zach / Ceres
4/9/01
"KAY FEE FEE!" --Lydia after having pixie sticks and sitting in chemistry class.
4/8/01
"...Try the Air Tom... it's full of radioactive gas, and the shoe is made of lead." --Shea in response to the idea of the Air Shea.
4/7/01
"It must be a trap." --Ceres on why geocities wasn't giving him any trouble.
4/6/01
I was looking at the phone bill and there was a call to "SNFRDGRDHL, CA"
4/5/01
I was feeling kind of dazed and I had a dazed look on my face. I was sitting down looking at the floor, and in a very dazed voice, I said, "I can see through time." At that point, Margo walked in and said, "What's wrong with Lat? Lat? Hello? Lat? Lat!? What's wrong!?" So, I yelled at her, "I'm busy seeing through time!!"
4/4/01
I walked into a room to hear Lydia ask, "Why are we talking about bathrooms?"
4/3/01
At the Valentine's day dance, and I was dancing with a girl and she said to Kriti, "I'm stealing your man." I asked, "Don't I get a say in that?"
4/2/01
I called Zach because I wanted to play Diablo II with him and our conversation went like this: "Are you busy?" "A little." "With what? School, friends, homework and/or beating up a time-traveler for trying to become a member of your family so that he could get in your will?" "All of the above."
4/1/01
Tom sells donuts. He operates on a non-profit basis. When I gave him a dollar for 2 donuts, he said, "Take two, or else!"
3/31/01
In a survey of who people think is most important, the pope outranks God.
3/30/01
Jenni: wassup?
Ceres: plotting ways to destroy the popularity of that phrase.
3/29/01
RWeAloneNo: ::salutes you::
JaimasVanBurace: /me salutes Back
JaimasVanBurace: wait.
JaimasVanBurace: This isn't IRC...
JaimasVanBurace: D'oh!
3/28/01
"I made a grammatical mistake. That's a cause for great concern." --Logic
3/27/01
"It's my guild's webpage, fool."
"oh"
"Which I singlehandedly made."
"You should have used two hands."
"That's why it took so long to type it."
--Michael / Lat / Michael / Lat / Michael
3/26/01
"I'm an idiot!"
"Stop saying that!"
"You're an idiot!"
"uh, go back to the old one."
--Lydia / Lat / Lydia / Lat
3/25/01
"Would you mind thinking in English!?" --An excerpt from a story that I'm writing.
3/24/01
"I'm happy! No! Wait! I lied!" --Lydia
3/23/01
Some people are losers by nature. I'm a loser by choice.
3/22/01
Send all complaints to:
http://www.oocities.org/whoisceres2/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue.html
3/21/01
I asked Ms. Clay, "Whimsical when bored?" and she said, "What about the whimsical windboard?"
3/20/01
"If I tell you, will you promise not to sue me for harassment?" --Dr. Mullis
3/19/01
HEY! Who installed windows on my graphing calculator!?
3/18/01
"What are you looking at?"
"Nothing."
"I resent that."
--Lat / ? / Lat
3/17/01
Dr. Mullis was talking about how yellow pencils were racist because the graphite was mined in Mongolia. Then he went up to one student and looked at his pencil and said, "See, another yellow pencil!" and the student said, "Dr. Mullis? That's an orange pencil."
3/16/01
"I read this too quickly last period, so I'm going to stop to breath." --Dr. Mullis
3/15/01
[demon voice]"You'll all be destroyed."
"Not me, senior privilege."
--Lat / Michael
3/14/01
"My overall goal in life is to buy out Bill Gates." --KC
3/13/01
"EXPLODE!!"
"I can do that."
--Lat / KC
3/12/01
"No! No perpetual motion machine for you!" --Dr. Mullis
3/11/01
"Enlightenment can be achieved through a path of darkness and suffering, but the journey sucks!" --Lat
3/10/01
[demon voice]"Note to self: Damn it."
--Lat
3/9/01
We were playing a game of slap and during one slap, Henry drew blood from Michael!
3/8/01
"Get a life!"
"Make me!"
--Michael / Lat
3/7/01
"I'm not impossible, just improbable." --Lat
3/6/01
"Now let's all laugh! HA HA HA HA HA!" --Dr. Mullis
This is not funny!!
3/5/01
The Air Shea. It's a shoe. It's like the Air Jordan, but instead of normal air, it's filled with the hydrogen isotope with 3 neutrons, tritium.
3/4/01
When I went to the Valentine's Day dance, I had to take a breathalyzer, and I looked at my reading and it said "-0.01" I got a negative number!!
3/3/01
Aerial Bob is a Moogle! I'll prove it later.
3/2/01
"Or more formally, I'm going to write it formally." --Dr. Mullis
3/1/01
MY BRAIN HURTS!!
2/28/01
"I guess you could say that we are ahead, behind, and on track." --Ms. Clay
2/27/01
AP Basic Math.
2/26/01
"Stop whistling!"
"I can't help it! I'm addicted!"
"I need to kill the person who taught you to whistle."
"I taught myself."
"That makes it that much more convenient."
--Lat / Noah / Lat / Noah / Lat
2/25/01
"Sex VS. Logic. We know who Logic is, who's Sex?" --Michael
2/24/01
"And they want to give off heat. Boom!" -- Dr. Mullis
2/23/01
"NAP-BOING!" --Dr. Mullis was talking about rubber bands.
2/22/01
smmonium nitrate-- Another Mullisism.
2/21/01
I coil wire for Tom in exchange for doughnuts. It's a fair trade, given that I get 10 doughnuts over 10 days for 100 feet of wire, and I end up making money. One day, Margo cackled, and Tom yelled at her, "Stop scarring my wire supply!"
2/20/01
Shea managed to burn spaghetti.
2/19/01
The Hall of Shame is now college ruled.
2/18/01
"Good morning, Dave."
"I'm Lat! And it's afternoon!"
--Michael / Lat
2/17/01
"What would Napalm look like with long hair?"
"Like a bomb with a fuse!"
--Lat / Napalm
2/16/01
"Whenever I type that in the computer, it flags it. 'Ooh! That's passive voice! You're bad!'"
2/15/01
Attack the day before the day launches a counter attack!
2/14/01
"What time is it?"
::nods::
--Ceres / Lydia
2/13/01
Lydia looked at a worksheet from Dr. Mullis and saw a compound that the first part was KFeFe. So, Lydia started going "KAY FEE FEE!!" for the rest of the day.
2/12/01
"You should get some sunglasses."
"Yes."
"Don't blithely agree with me!"
"OK."
--Michael / Ceres / Michael / Ceres
2/11/01
"You dolt!"
"Who? Me or Jenna?"
"Me! NO! WAIT!"
--Daniel/Ceres/Daniel
2/10/01
A time machine will never exist. If you build one, time police from the future will come back here and kick you @$$, confiscate the time machine, take it back to the future, and since you invented the time machine, but it never lasted, so you would get beat up by 2 people who have no way of reaching you!
2/9/01
"This is potassium iodide which has medical purposes. This is lead 2 nitrate, which has no medical purposes. It's toxic." --Dr. Mullis talking about 2 chemicals.
2/8/01
"Well fine! Be that way!" --Dr. Mullis when he put 2 chemicals together and nothing happened.
2/7/01
My dad used this translation utility to translate "video tape" into German, then French, the Spanish, then Russian, and then back to English, and it came back as "the adhesive tape of television."
2/6/01
A very special thanks to Jaimas for sending in so many Diablo II quotes.
2/5/01
I got back from a ski trip. Strangely, I broke my toe after I got back from skiing.
2/4/01
Dr. Mullis was talking about sodium and water and he said, "Fireballs are the best, man!"
2/3/01
Dr. Mullis once said, "It's like Dr. Frankenstein and Mr. Hyde." I said, "WHAT!?" and he explained, "I mean Dr. Jekyl."
2/2/01
"I let you ruin your self-esteem." --Me
2/1/01
The girls who sit behind me in English were talking about movies and Megan said, "Have you seen Save the First Dance For Me?"
1/31/01
To me, a radio is like a friend,,, one who never shuts up.
1/30/01
Dr. Mullis was talking about compounds and said, "and it's peroxide, which is weird!"
1/29/01
My study guide for the Web Page Design said that the five purposes of a webpage are "to entertain, to educate, to inform, to persuade, and to control."
1/28/01
Dr. Mullis was talking about molecular ratios and he said, "If ever you should get a molecular ratio that is not a whole number, may you be chagrinned and chastised and phie on thee!"
1/27/01
Dr. Mullis was talking about a worksheet and said, "It's listed in bold, but it's hard to see the bold."
1/26/01
Someone in my class said to Dr. Mullis, "Dr. Mullis, my desk is broken." Dr. Mullis responded with, "What does your English teacher say about using the passive voice? Shouldn't it be, 'Dr. Mullis, I broke my desk'?"
1/25/01
Dr. Mullis was asked a question in class and he did all this really complex work on the bored and after he was done, he said, "So, to summarize, I don't know."
1/24/01
Dr. Mullis saw the murder mystery that I was reading called A prey to murder. When he saw this, he exclaimed, "Murder. Classroom. Murder! Classroom! Murder! Classroom! I can see the connection."
1/23/01
Norah once said, "Do you know what really sucks?" And I interrupted her and yelled, "GRAVITY!"
1/22/01
Mental Block™, Mental Windshield Wiper™, Mental Bomb™. Collect the whole set! Caution: The Mental Bomb™ has been known to blow people's minds.
1/21/01
Warning: Whimsical when bored.
1/20/01
Strike any user when ready.
1/19/01
Dr. Mullis was writing a compound on the board, but by accident he wrote "Oddium Carbonate"
1/18/01
STOP -- Skid Tires On Pavement
1/17/01
One man's upload is another man's download.
1/16/01
Nothing is foolproof because fools are ingenious!
1/15/01
I must go crunch numbers. ::jumps on my computer::
1/14/01
I can count to 31 on one hand!
1/13/01
"Everything has been thought of, but not copyrighted." --Ceres
1/12/01
I was talking to Kriti about a mystery book I read and I said, "There's lots of unknowns that I'm not entirely clear on."
1/11/01
This kid in the Latin II class (I'm in Latin I) said, "Why is everyone staring at me?" Then he looked around and saw that I was staring at him too, and then he said, "And why are you staring at me?! You have a test to do!"
1/10/01
Ms. Clay and the Latin II class were translating sentences, and Ms. Clay said, "I like the 'he' and I like the 'kill'." As I stared at her, she said, "I'm not doing this on purpose!"
1/9/01
I just opened Simcity 2000, and it immediatly said, "Newspaper on strike"
1/8/01
Dawn was talking about someone during lunch, whom she only referred to as "him." She said that I had long, brown hair, brown eyes, and owned Diablo II, like "him." Then she said that I was the "Anti-him." I told Daniel my new title, and he asked, "Wouldn't that make you a 'her?'"
1/7/01
In Dr. Mullis' chemistry class, Dr. Mullis said, "So to summarize, I don't know."
1/6/01
I was talking to Lydia, and she was talking about how tired she was from New Year's party, and she said, "He can't make us take notes, I'm still braindead." I asked, "How is this any different from the rest of the year?" And she tried to explain, "The rest of the year, I'm just braindead, but now...I'm...braindead. SHUT UP! What I meant to say was that the rest of the year I'm not braindead, but I'm not brainalive either, sort of brainlimbo... SHUT UP!"
1/5/01
I was trying to quote Starwars, but instead, I came up with a funny insult, which is, "Your thoughts escape you."
1/4/01
KC was singing "I don't want no shrubs" instead of "I don't want no scrubs."
1/3/01
Listening to Enya and playing Diablo II don't mix.
1/2/01
I got a gyroscope for Christmas! The darn thing won't fall down!
01/01/01
WHEE! That was fun to type!
12/31/00
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE, EVERYONE!!
I had a friend over who said, "Let's do something, like listen to time!"
12/30/00
ICQ just asked Sir Logic if he wants to search for more friends.
12/29/00
How do you talk about typing what you're was thinking without thinking about it?
12/28/00
One of my friends was trying to convince one of her friends that she could be trusted to get her a good date. Meanwhile, I was just staring at them looking very confused. Then my friend turns to me and says, "You have it easy. All you have to do is stand there and look strange."
12/27/00
Daniel: "I'm normal, thank you."
Ceres: "No you're not! You're a Schoenbach!"
Daniel: "Well, true, but I'm more normal than you or my brother."
12/26/00
Daniel once said, "We have this really cool Christmas button, it says 'ho'" He meant to say, "Ho to the third power," but was distracted in mid-sentence.
12/25/00
YAY! It's Christmas! But I'm not taking a break for the holidays.
Daniel: "How do you sit at a spherical table?"
Daniel's mom: "With a REALLY big chair"
12/24/00
As a prank, you should be able to give someone a cotton candy shirt, so that it dissolves when they put it in the washer!
12/23/00
Sarah was yelling "Shut the [heck] up!" at me and my friends, and someone said, "Shut the door." And the Sarah yelled "Shut the door up!" by accident
12/22/00
I was talking to Daniel on the phone, and he said, "Whee! I'm wrapping myself up in the phone cord--" and the I just heard a click and a dial tone.
12/21/00
Michael had headphones on and said, "I hear voices in my head!"
12/20/00
A free gift is the ultimate redundancy.
12/19/00
I'm creating the Department of Redundancy Department.
12/18/00
I wanna make a cleaning compound so I can name it "Napalmolive"
12/17/00
Since my first name is Sam, (yeah, that's my first name, but I go by my middle name, Lat) but there was a previous Sam at the Table, who has graduated. Now Michael is calling me the Pseudo-Sam, because I'm not the real Sam.
12/16/00
When I was getting a ride home from Daniel's mother, I was flipping out and I was going, "EEP! EEP! EEP!" And Daniel's mother said, "I think that means that he's backing up."
12/15/00
I was telling Daniel about the movie Mystery Men. I was going through heroes, and when I got to the Bowler, Daniel said, "Hey! Cool! I wanna have my skull in a bowling ball!" Then I looked at him evilly and then he added, "AFTER I die."
12/14/00
I was talking with Daniel, and I said, "That would hurt." He said, "That would be painful." So I said, "That is synonymous."
12/13/00
Mathematical simplification problems - Evil in its simplest form.
12/12/00
I was looking on the side of a container of zinc pellets and on the side, it said, "DO NOT INHALE." I'm a little curious how you would inhale a zinc pellet.
12/11/00
Christmas is the strangest holiday. What other day of the year do you sit around a dead tree eating candy out of your socks?
12/10/00
Erich was talking about wielding a suit of plate mail, and he said, "I wield a suit of plate...chain...plate mail!"
12/9/00
"If you hit the ground running, you'll sprain your ankle." --Ceres
12/8/00
Daniel looked at Zach and said, "Lat...you're not Lat!" For those of you who don't know, my real name is Lat.
12/7/00
Once, Zach said in his demon voice, "I am the master of Darkness!" I thought quickly about this and said, "You've been bought out." He said, "What?! I leave the place alone for five minutes and it gets taken over by this thing?!" After this, I have been declared the majority shareholder of Darkness.
12/6/00
I have this hobby of saying "Hi" to people I don't know. But instead of just saying "Hi," I say, "Hi, person I don't know!" This has backfired twice, once when the person I didn't know knew me, and the second time when I said, "Hi, person I don't know!" the person I said it to said, "Hello, human."
12/5/00
I shouted at Erich, "SILENCE!" Tom overheard this and shouted, "NOISE!"
12/4/00
Daniel's mother gives me, Michael, Sarah, and Tim (Sarah and Tim are not featured on the page), anyway, Michael was playing with the power locks and locked Daniel out, and I said to him, "Michael, play with the locks in Daniel's favor!"
12/3/00
On my graphing calculator, I pressed Z until the screen was covered with Z's. Then I pressed enter, and it came out to 3.141592654. I subtracted pi from it and got 0. I then found that the 128th root of pi equaled Z, but before I found that, I said, "Sleeping equals pi!"
12/2/00
Michael put a pair of headphones on Zach and Zach just yelled "OW!!"
12/1/00
If I can draw so well, why is my handwriting to bad?
11/30/00
Aerial Bob called me to tell me that he can't talk.
11/29/00
Zach opened a fortune cookie and it said, "Watch what you say." I'm not joking, I saw the fortune.
11/28/00
"All work and no play make Bob a dough boy." --Aerial Bob
11/27/00
Aerial Bob: My keyboard isn't working!
Ceres: Then how'd you type that?
11/26/00
Michael: "I see yooooooou!"
Ceres: "I see me, too!"
Michael: "I can trust you to say something stupid like that."
11/25/00
Daniel's Mom: "Are your parents home?"
Ceres: "uh, I don't think so."
Daniel's Mom: "Can we take a look at your washer?"
Ceres: "WHAT!?"
11/24/00
Me and KC were playing Waverace 64 and KC used a wave to do a backflip over a concrete wall. I said, "I can do that, too!" And then I slammed into the concrete wall.
11/23/00
Aerial Bob made a Zelda-like computer game where you had the maneuverability that you have in Pokemon, and he called it "Goblins on crack v. 4.04"
11/22/00
Infinite is defined as "a number beyond or greater than any arbitrarily large value."
11/21/00
One time when KC came over to my house, KC put two poptarts in the toaster and then closed it. When he turned the toaster on, the bottom fell out!
11/20/00
I was watching the election coverage by Comedy Central, and they were playing their coverage of the primaries. Someone was interviewing John McCain and asked, "Senator McCain, you have been one of the most vocal critics of pork belly politics, how can you explain that while you were the chairman of the board your party set a record for unauthorized campaign contributions?" McCain paused for a minute to think about it and then the interviewer almost fell over laughing and said, "I just made that up! I don't even know what that means!"
11/19/00
CERES: I finally got the music to Lemmings!
ZACH: So many different musics.
CERES: All nine of them.
11/18/00
tiakall AKA Riikii was trying to quote one of her friends in a chatroom who typed, "I do not make tyops!" But tiakall typed, "I do not make typos!" tiakall can't even make a typo correctly!
11/17/00
Logic cringes at my arguments.
11/16/00
The letters in the words "Eleven plus two" can be rearranged into "Twelve plus one" and they both equal 13!
11/15/90
Someone's been messing with my person time continuum, and when I catch them, I'm going to bink them! (for those who don't know, a bink is a poke in stomach)
11/14/00
For my oocities.com profile, I listed myself as "self employed government worker."
11/13/00
YAHOO! I'm back on schedule!
--Said 11/9/00
11/12/00
Here's an excerpt from one of my emails.
PS, someday, you will confuse yourself to death.
11/11/00
I like fuzzy numbers! They're cute!
11/10/00
Michael said, "[Aerial Bob] sounds like Daniel on crack with a cold."
11/9/00
CERES: Norah's coming over.
KC: I'm dead.
CERES: Because Norah's coming over?
KC: No, I'm playing Pilot Wings.
11/8/00
KC: You know me...
CERES: Tragically.
11/7/00
I was playing Pilotwings 64, rather carelessly, and KC was watching me fly and said, "You could kill someone, or yourself."
11/6/00
You know, if Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashes... HE DOES!!
11/5/00
I was watching a political group on TV talking, and the moderator said, "You have made a very good point, you stand corrected, and you will be quiet."
11/4/00
"If you only quote people, you're living in the past. And since you're living in the past, I don't have to deal with you."
--Ceres of Terra
11/3/00
I was watching the Daily Show on Comedy Central, and there was an interview that was in Spanish. The interviewer said something really dumb and the other person looked at him in an awkward silence, and the caption at the bottom read, "[awkward silence]"
11/2/00
Daniel has the software to do semi-transparencies for images. The Medieval Matrix shall become a section!
11/1/00
The day after Halloween, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
10/26/00-10/30/00
Halloween preparations, can't talk now.
10/25/00
The Knights have been added!
10/24/00
The Knights Of The Spherical Table are coming!
10/23/00
When Daniel's mother was giving me a ride home, I pointed at Daniel with my finger and he instinctively put his hand up to block me. He hit his hand on the ceiling and said, "Ow!" Then he said, "I only said 'ow' because it felt like it hurt. I mean 'sounded!'"
10/22/00
No one is online! It's annoying!!
10/21/00
RWeAloneNo: Hey, I emailed the guy with the high-level barbarian, but he never responded.
Natures Liege: oh?
RWeAloneNo: nope
Natures Liege: I'll talk with him tomorrow when I see him
RWeAloneNo: Thanks.
Natures Liege: welcome
RWeAloneNo: Claire has REALLY been taking her time about getting to scattered shavings.
Natures Liege: Yes... maybe I should respond to her e-mail...
RWeAloneNo: Always respond.
Natures Liege: I will... I was busy
RWeAloneNo: Always respond.
Natures Liege: I will.... I was busy
RWeAloneNo: Always respond.
Natures Liege: I willl... I was busy
RWeAloneNo: Always respond.
Natures Liege: No!
RWeAloneNo: I win!
Natures Liege: Do you?
RWeAloneNo: Yes. You broke the pattern first.
Natures Liege: Ah, but I created a new pattern first
RWeAloneNo: that's beside the point.
Natures Liege: is it?
RWeAloneNo: Yes
RWeAloneNo: Where is the point, anyway?
Natures Liege: I don't know, but we've established it's not creating a new pattern
10/20/00
Natures Liege: I like the mjusic
Natures Liege: mjsuci
Natures Liege: msuck
Natures Liege: DOIH!
Natures Liege: musicc
Natures Liege: music
Natures Liege: finally
Natures Liege: that's sad -- a contribution to your hall of shame
RWeAloneNo: Logic can't spell.
Natures Liege: if only it were intentional
10/19/00
Logic was trying to view my webpage with Netscape (which works half of the time) and I said to him, "BAD LOGIC!" which sounds very odd. I love the jokes that come from his nickname! =D
10/18/00
Ceres: I wonder if I can knock some sense into you with a club?
Blake: No, you can't.
Blake: Well, maybe.
Blake: Actually, yes!
Ceres: ::picks up a club::
10/17/00
Zach is the only one at the table who looks like someone from the Matrix, but he doesn't own any black leather. {:-(
10/16/00
I have a great idea! The Medieval Matrix! =D
10/15/00
If "barbarism" is the state of being a barbarian, then what is the state of being a barber?
10/14/00
Thanks to Tom, I've figured out exactly how the race of the chain mail will work!
10/13/00
Maybe I could make some sort of competition out of the chain mail,,,
10/5/00 - 10/12/00
My hands are really sore from working on chain mail.
10/4/00
RWeAloneNo: KC, you have the simplest mind ever.
DrOrphusi: yes
DrOrphusi: and thus my ammusment
DrOrphusi: uh oh (hall of shame)
RWeAloneNo: bingo!
10/3/00
I'm setting up a "Knights of the Spherical Table" section to the webpage!
10/2/00
I got a digital camera for my birthday!
10/1/00
Some Adult who's a friend of my Dad's: "Why isn't this remote working?"
Ceres: "That is a cell phone."
9/30/00
Now that my birthday's over, I can tell everyone and not have to worry about pranks.
9/29/00
Today's my birthday!!
9/28/00
I'm a level 41 1/2 Paladin.
9/27/00
On KC's site, we got our first Super Saiyan! Just visit his site so you can understand.
9/26/00
I was playing Diablo II and I found a unique monster named "Foul Poison," which is redundant.
9/25/00
When I showed that first picture of me on the 3rd page of the Chronicles of Weirdness, I had to argue with him as to whether the was some girl or me! It's not my fault that I used to look like a girl!
9/24/00
Aerial Bob: "I'm surrounded by idiots."
Ceres of Terra: "Hello~"
Aerial Bob: "You're not surrounding me!"
9/23/00
My online name is "Ceres of Terra" but "Ceres" is pronounced "Seris" and Daniel accidentally called me "Sarah of Terra" over the phone.
9/22/00
In pictures, Zach has "tri-polar disorder." I say this because he's always one of 3 poles. He's either insanely happy, just had the shock of his life, or looks really angry.
BTW, in reality, Zach does not have any mental disorder.
9/21/00
With Eudora email service, Dick Cheney is considered offensive.
9/20/00
I was listening to the radio and they were talking about violenism, which sounds very odd.
9/19/00
In Diablo II, I beat Diablo on nightmare, so now I'm a Lord. And, when I told KC, he said, "You have made me proud, or something like that."
9/18/00
Heehee! Sorry, artificially induced sugar high.
9/17/00
RWeAloneNo: HOLY FREEZE!!!
Natures Liege: ?
RWeAloneNo: I just found a war scepter that adds 3 to Holy Freeze.
9/16/00
RWeAloneNo: I really hate having items that are dependent on other items.
Natures Liege: it's annoying, but sometimes beneficial in the long run
and it's really nice when you can take away the other item and say, freedom!
9/15/00
I'm so proud of myself! I'm a Lord in Diablo II!
9/14/00
ug, I have way too much web work to do!!
9/13/00
,,,zzz,,,
9/12/00
This is an un-altered headline. I cut it out of the newspaper and scanned it in.
9/11/00
::swears politely::
9/10/00
::reads various answers from 4th-graders' tests:: "Louis Pasteur invented a cure for Rabbis." ::reads further:: "Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin that he built himself and his mother died in infancy."
9/9/00
Once, Sarah said, "I would rule my colony with an iron fist!" She then hit the table with her fist and said, "Ow!"
9/8/00
::is looking at an advertisement:: hmm, "whining and dining,,,"
9/7/00
::nudges email::
::76 messages pour out::
::cracks whip:: Back!! Bad email!!!
::herds email back into emailbox::
9/6/00
Henry was stacking mental blocks.
9/5/00
You can hear the periodic table of elements to the tune of "I am the very model of a modern major general" by clicking here.
9/4/00
KC said, "Just be honest with me..." So, I said, "You're a moron."
9/3/00
::looks innocent and vulnerable, hiding my true nature::
::messes up the disguise by laughing evily::
9/2/00
I asked Daniel what the name of a cat-demon is. He looked at me and said, "Catbert?"
9/1/00
You have a frontal lobe, do you have a backal lobe?
8/31/00
Daniel (not Gerdef) changed his name to Napalm. Michael didn't know this and quoted Apocalypse Now with "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Napalm came up to him and said, "My name's Napalm!" A look of horror crossed Michael's face and he said something that sounded like,
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
8/30/00
Daniel (not Gerdef) has so many alternate name that he can't remember them. After a while, I got tired of him, so I told him that his name was "Non-existent." Then he said, "Hey, Michael, I'm Non-existent!" and disappeared.
8/29/00
How is it that a four day week always lasts longer than a five day week?
8/28/00
Aerial Bob's motto is "confuse or be confused."
8/27/00
Michael once said, "Logic is playing Pokémon!" Now doesn't that sound odd?
8/26/00
You know how some people brag that their car can burn rubber in all five gears? Well, my car burns rubber in neutral. It's on fire.
8/25/00
My dad bought a fire extinguisher and there was a label on it that said, "Do not remove or alter this tag. Tear along perforations and remove."
8/24/00
::waves at a wall::
8/23/00
I was in a chat room and taikall said:
tiakall: TREE is ENRAGED!
tiakall: TREE used FALL!
tiakall: TREE fell on tiakall!
Ceres: Someone's been playing too much Pokémon.
8/22/00
::wanders back::
8/21/00
::wanders away::
8/20/00
Aerial Bob, I think that that picture you drew of Gopher Man looks like Dark Imp, sort of.
8/19/00
In DBZ, I think that Piccolo is a plant. Think about it, he doesn't seem to have any vital organs, he's green, he only drinks water, but never eats, and he can regenerate limbs as a plant can regenerate leaves. That sounds like a plant to me.
8/18/00
Aerial Bob calls me "Mr. Smite" because I said to him, "I shall smite ye!" Or maybe it's was my grammatical maze of a threat, "Ye shall have had been smitten!"
8/17/00
We were talking about the movie, "The Sixth Sense," and Zach said something that sounded like, "I see dead crickets."
8/16/00
Aerial Bob says that he can hear dead people. He says this because he claims to have killed the man who says, "You've got mail," but he keeps coming back.
8/15/00
"hmm, AOLIM isn't working,,, I know! Let's use email as an instant messenger!"
Note: We did.
8/14/00
Who's more random? Me, Aerial Bob, or Dawn?
8/13/00
I added the "Diablo II Quotes" page!
8/12/00
A "," is so much cooler than a "." which is why I always put ",,," instead of "..." =D
8/11/00
Lawyers are intimidating. People named "Guido" are intimidating. Thusly, I want a lawyer named "Guido." =)
8/10/00
This is really good joke! I promise!
A man is sitting at a bar. This big man comes in and hits his hand on the table so hard that the first man's drink almost spills. The big man says, "That, was a Karate chop from Japan!" The first man thinks, "Ooooookaaaaaayy." A while later, the big man comes back and hits his hand on the bar again and says "That, was a Judo chop from China!" The first man is getting annoyed. A while later, the big man comes back and kicks the bar so hard that the first man spills his drink. "That," says the big man, "was a Tae Kwon Do kick from Korea." The first man leaves. The big man sits down and orders a beer. After a while, the first man comes back and hits the big man as hard as he can. WHAM!! Knocks him out cold. The first man says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
8/9/00
::wanders back::
8/8/00
::wanders away::
8/7/00
Aerial Bob's site is up!!
8/3/00-8/6/00
I fell off the fine line between genius and insanity, again.
8/2/00
::listens to Jello::
8/1/00
NERDS is an acronym!
NERDS -- Nobody Except the Really Diabolically Smart
7/31/00
Sure, you have a mind-reading power, but how about a mind-writing power? Can you read and write in Mind?
7/30/00
Charles was being mean to the kid sitting next to me, so I pointed to him and was about to say so, but before I could say anything, a "Snapple" lid flew from across the room and it hit Charles on the nose, which was exactly where I was pointing!
7/29/00
Ceres [playing Diablo II]: I'm being swarmed by small, annoying, and harmless things!
Aerial Bob: I'm small, annoying, and harmless!
7/28/00
Life is one big chat room.
7/27/00
Look at this counter!
7/26/00
Aerial Bob: Look to the future!
Ceres: It doesn't matter when we write the news, you dolt!
--Written on 7/23/00
7/25/00
Be spontaneously random!!
7/24/00
My name tag may be upside-down to you, but not to me!
7/23/00
I wonder if Dark Imp minds being called that,,,
7/22/00
,,,that's better,,,
7/31/00
What!? I've gone forwards in time!
7/20/00
KC called me a patient sadist!
7/19/00
Aerial Bob and Dark Imp are real people, contrary to common belief.
7/18/00
I'm considering adding Aerial Bob and Dark Imp to the list of people you can write to on the "Ask Ceres" section, but I need to ask their permission first.
7/17/00
There are two things wrong with my strategy in Diablo II. The first is that I use Ice Blast to freeze an enemy, and then Inferno to kill it. The other thing wrong with it is that it works!!
7/16/00
I have decided to use this banner for Aerial Bob's site, the Deimos Anomaly. If he ever gets it up,,,
7/15/00
I wish I had some more questions asked of me in the "Ask Ceres" section, *hint hint*, *wink wink* and if you still don't get it, *jab jab*
7/14/00
Here's a cool list of acronyms!
DOS---Defunct Operating System
MACINTOSH---Most Applications Crash; If Not, the Operating System Hangs
DEC---Do Expect Cuts
APPLE---Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC---Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
MICROSOFT---Most Intelligent Consumers Realize Our Security Only Fools Teenagers
IBM---I Blame Microsoft
PnP---Plug and Pray
RISC---Reduced Into Silly Code
MIPS---Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
COBOL---Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
OS/2---Obsolete Soon, Too
WINDOWS---Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
CD-ROM---Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW---World Wide Wait
LISP---Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
ISDN---It Still Does Nothing
SCSI---System Can't See It
PENTIUM---Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrectly Understanding Mathematics
PCMCIA---People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
7/13/00
I ran out of names for MIDIs! Please help me name them!
7/12/00
Recently, Dawn noticed that she and I look alike. What do you think?
7/11/00
It's the semi-annual anniversary of my page, so I present to you, Modern Day Proverbs:
--If you're too open-minded, your brain will fall out.
--Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
--Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
--A closed mouth gathers no feet.
--If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you haven't tried.
--My idea of housework is sweep the room with a glance.
--If you look like the picture in your passport, you NEED a vacation.
--For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
--No husband has every been shot while doing the dishes.
7/10/00
I am third person.
--Inspired by Ktria
7/9/00
Pixel Critter Dance is ONLINE AND READY TO BE VIEWED!!
7/8/00
I need to come up with some of my own TLAs, or Three Letter Acronyms. ~_~
7/7/00
I don't care what anyone says, I think that Jenni Morris is normal.
7/6/00
The orthodontist took my braces off. Strangely, my teeth have begun to hurt.
7/5/00
In a chat room, you can only hum in monotone.
7/4/00
Critter Dance is up and running ~_~
7/3/00
I got 350 hits!
7/2/00
Ilac: ::patpats lat-lat:: =D
This is an excerpt from chatting online. I think it sounds cool.
7/1/00
And now to say something that will get me flamed to a crisp. A 56kbps modem should be good enough for anyone!
Flame me here!
6/30/00
I was playing slap, a card game which involves slapping the cards when a pair comes up, with Shay, Michael Mills, and Alexei, who all seem to prefer causing damage to winning. After a while of this, my hand turned red. I let it go limp and picked it up with my other hand and dropped it. Then I yelled, "You killed it!!" It didn't take long for Michael to start calling it, "my red, limp thing." Curse him!!
6/29/00
My friend: "What happened to you?"
Me: "I slipped on an obvious peel!"
My friend: "How could you!? It's right there!
Anyone who knows PJCs will understand this.
6/28/00
My friend, Good Karma, his site is all about the DBZ character named Krillin. We're trying to decide what to call his site. So far, the name that we have for it is, "The Shiny Bald Head Shrine," but we're trying to think of a better one.
6/27/00
I agreed to set up a website for a friend of mine for a very large fee that he doesn't know about, yet...
6/26/00
I WASTED 10 MB!!
6/25/00
I added a bunch of new sections.
6/24/00
I have a defective killer pen. It means, "because I can't."
6/23/00
If incoherence is worth a thousand words, then common sense is worth two hyphens and a period.
--Guest Editor Good Karma
6/22/00
Is glass transparent or reflective? Sure, you can see through the transparent parts, but can you see through the reflective parts? Or what about the transparent parts, do they reflect? No, so what is it?
--Guest Editor Good Karma
6/21/00
Is Chiaotzu a mime?
Maybe, but have you ever seen a mime with such cool powers?
--Guest Editor Good Karma
6/20/00
I need to get one of those spinning "New" animations.
6/19/00
I got new MIDIs, and I named them! Check out the Music Section!
6/18/00
HOLY CHEESE!! It's not today yet!!
--Guest Editor Good Karma
Editor's note: He wrote this on 6/13/00.
6/17/00
I'm better now.
6/16/00
AAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!
6/15/00
I can't figure out any names for my MIDIs!!
6/14/00
You'd think that all the skills I've developed for surviving high school would translate into some form of joy at it's ending, but all I'm left with it a sense of listlessness.
6/13/00
I got new MIDIs, I just have to name them.
6/12/00
If you clear your mind of all thoughts, how do you stop meditating?
6/11/00
To meditate, you must clear you mind of all thoughts. Thusly...I...can't...think!
6/10/00
I think I'm thinking too much about my defective thinking stone, I think...
6/9/00
I'm making a new thinking stone. I think it's defective.
6/8/00
My Twirly Staff is complete!
6/7/00
"Writer's Block" has disappeared!!
6/6/00
I sat on "Writer's Block" and wrote about it.
6/5/00
"Writer's Block" is no longer on my desk, but what do I do about it now?
6/4/00
I moved "Writer's Block!"
6/3/00
"Writer's Block" is a very heavy block to move.
6/2/00
Someone put a big rectangular stone that had "Writer's Block" carved into it on my desk
6/1/00
I bored out of or into my mind, depending on where I am at the time.
5/31/00
Remember, incoherence can be worth a thousand words.
5/30/00
Is this frighteningly random or randomly frightening?
5/29/00
I'm random random right now, as opposed to my usual predictable random state.
5/28/00
That's better...
5/27/99
What? I've gone back in time!
5/26/00
I've been playing FF3. Sabin keeps dealing out 79992 damage. I'm not joking!
5/25/00
What do you do about people who are annoying, but know all the intricacies of your computer, and, thereby, often act as tech support?
5/24/00
...zzzzzzz...
5/23/00
Theoretically speaking, if an electron and a proton combine, what do you get?
5/22/00
I'm trying to stir up some curiosity about a story that I'm writing. I failed.
5/21/00
Feel the wrath of my Twirly Staff!
5/20/00
If you cast a fire spell and then an ice spell, you can hurt something, but not the other way around. This does make sense on some level.
5/19/00
My name that I go by is "Lat." Austin asked that if I were to create a philosophy, would it be called "Latitude." Probably, because confusion-ism is already taken.
5/18/00
"Here is the latest not-so-logical logical (twisty logical) thought/series of questions as food for thought: molecular rearrangement could be the doom of many people. If you create another brain for yourself, and eliminate the old one, what happens to your soul? Does it die with the old brain? Does this cause your body to die, even though it has a fully functioning brain at its disposal? Or does your soul somehow transfer to the new brain? How is this accomplished? What if you had two brains simultaneously? Where is your soul? What is your thought pattern - do your brains argue with each other like ogre heads or work together to make you a genius? Keep in mind: it is possible (probably) to clone a working brain. Scary thought."
--Another awesome paragraph by Star Captain Henry Ward.
5/17/00
If anyone at the Table is God, then I'm an atheist.
5/16/00
Mills:
Luke! I am your pants!
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
--This was a very random.
5/15/00
Logic is Lord of the Trees. He said that this is because none of them have directly disobeyed his orders. However, there seems to be a great deal of insubordination...
5/14/00
No! Bananas are not obvious. They are very subtle.
5/13/00
My friend declared himself the first, official "Ninjew" or Jewish Ninja. Apparently, he throws Stars of David. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!
5/12/00
I'm not talking at a wall, we're having a conversation.
5/11/00
Actually, now that I think about it, one of me is writing the novel. I don't know which one.
5/10/00
I'm writing a novel. I wish I new what it was about.
5/9/00
Theoretically, you see, if your antics drive everyone mad, then everyone is naturally mad, right? However, if everyone is already mad, how can anyone be driven mad? And thus, if they can't be driven mad, they can't be mad at all since there is no way for them to have become so (is the tense right there). Thus, insanity cannot exist, which invalidates the meaning of sanity because there is then nothing else to be but sane. However, if you are insane, as is the whole part of this arrangement, this is impossible!
- Awesome random thought by Star Colonel Henry Ward
5/8/00
The music "Hyper Little Jingle" fills me with a sense of purpose. But it stops short of telling me what that purpose is for.
5/7/00
You live and you learn.
Well, you live.
This is depressing. I'm going to stop thinking while I'm ahead. Sorry.
5/6/00
There's no money in philosophy. *sigh*
5/5/00
I wrote an artificial intelligence. For it's first intelligent decision, it decided not to like me. Now, is there something wrong with it?
5/4/00
I built a stealth suit. I CAN'T FIND IT!!
5/3/00
Why can I only make normal conversation after 1 AM?
5/2/00
I'M FREE!!
5/1/00
New month, new possibilities, new hopes, new dreams, same hole that I dug for myself last month.
4/30/00
Please?
4/29/00
WAH!!
4/28/00
{:-(
4/27/00
{:-(
4/26/00
I'm sad, but I'll be alright.
4/25/00
No one is e-mailing me for the "Guest Editor" bit.
4/24/00
I'm not hyper anymore. =(
4/23/00
Mee too hypoer to spell!
4/22/00
I got new MIDIs!
4/21/00
"This is a waste of bytes."
"Not really, space is cheap; communication is valuable."
--E-mail conversation between Ceres and Logic.
4/20/00
I must find a better name for my friends, at least better than the number that are present.
4/19/00
Even though I ask "How many of you are there?" does not mean that I am a census worker. I just make it a point to ask, since there's 3 of me. And you have to feel sorry for the people that there's only one of. They are all alone, {:-(. I'll leave you with that disturbing thought.
4/18/00
Dawn has come back to the table, but not for long.
4/17/00
GOT A TON OF NEW MIDIS!! check the music section.
3/27/00-4/16/00
Sorry, no time left to do this right now. {:-(
3/26/00
Listen to this word. "Cow Juice," now at first it sounds rather weird, but in fact all it means is milk. How strange...
-Guest Editor GoodKarma
3/25/00
What's the difference between here and there? the "t" of course.
-Guest Editor Dr. Norah
3/24/00
I don't know what to do with the cute little music.
3/23/00
Found the cute little music.
3/22/00
Looking for a cute little music that I heard somewhere.
3/21/00
The Retaking of Auir campaign is ideal for people who are so good that nothing is a challenge. [maniacal laughter]
Can you take down 12 insane computers?
3/13/00-3/20/00
My CD-ROM drive isn't working, so all SCMs that are added are only BETAs. Sorry, {:-(
3/12/00
Got new MIDIs! Check the music section.
3/11/00
Brief scare about Ronin Warriors being booted off TV. Now I'm angry 'cause they booted Reboot
3/10/00
Everyone who here's me explain what a No-Dachi is fails to here what the explanation, but is curious about what it is. (it's a huge sword)
3/2/00-3/9/00
I'm creating a Diablo game for my graphing calculator which I laughingly call "DIABLO 0.5"
3/1/00
There is no such thing as a friendly full scale assault!
2/29/00
Sam refuses to learn to spell.
2/18/00-2/28/00
This webpage is severely damaged, but going through re-hab pretty well.
2/17/00
I'M FREE! But not for long.
2/16/00
...
2/15/00
...
2/14/00
working too hard to even come up with a bad joke.
2/4/00-2/13/00
So sorry, my webpage was messed up and I couldn't access/view/edit anything on my page.
2/3/00
Sam won't tell me the table's mysterious slang terms until I mess up by using them.
2/2/00
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2/1/00
Retaking of Auir is insanely difficult!!
1/31/00
I almost poured myself a saucer of milk by accident.
1/30/00
Finally, my sea-serpent actually beat up a goldfish.
1/29/00
I ache, therefore, I am.
1/28/00
Older kids are supposed to be -------es, not little kids.
1/27/00
When sledding, avoid the ramps...ow...
1/26/00
Took a personality test and failed.
1/25/00
Still debuging "Unlikely Heros Expert's version."
1/24/00
I beat twisty logic in an argument.
1/23/00
There are no absolutes. Absolutely?
1/22/00
Everyone who has played "wakka.scx" has questioned my lucidity.
1/21/00
The internet can be used as a tool to spread information, share ideas, and annoy the heck out of the person in the cubicle next to you.
1/20/00
I think I've finished the first level of the Retaking of Auir series.
1/19/00
I'm back. You must be swearing right now, right?
1/18/00
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1/17/00
...
1/16/00
I debated myself out of existence. I'll let you know when I exist again.
1/15/00
This page is riddled with temporal anomalies. -1/14/00
1/14/00
Concluded that most of the guiding principles of the table are correct. The one about Nick in particular.
1/13/00
Pondered the physics behind a yo-yo. Then realized I was being a moron. mrph
1/12/00
Forgot about the Table's mysterious slang terms and suffered for it.
1/11/00
Created Unlikely Heros Expert's Version, which sounds odd, if you think about it.
1/10/00
Had the challenge of explaining to people that my keyboard was stuck in cursive.
1/9/00 Finally, something abnormal. My keyboard got stuck in cursive.