HEAR YE!  HEAR YE!

If my parents were still with us, I am certain that they would have been pleased  to annouce to you, and in fact the world, the marriage of his daughter, LaQuanda Baxter, to her new loving husband, Raymond Tyrell, on September 20th, 2003, at Le Chateau Blanc.  They would have wished us the best of luck in our new life together.

The Ignant Translator works great doesn't it?  If you like, scroll down for the original text as submitted to us by the happy bride.

Yo peep dis shit  Im LaQuanda from down in 2C  Or maybee you be seeing my numba at da gas stayshun and shit   But dey be callin me Jawbone up dere  If my momma coulda remembered which a dose johns had da Swiss cheez condom back in da hooker dayz and if she aint got capped in dat drug raid last week my parents woulda been braggin on dis bitch right here to everybody!  I finally got dat nigga Ray-Ray 2 marry my broke ass  What up now Keisha  Told you he pick meventually Aint like he like yo stank ass any old way  Shit  He always like bein my babydaddy better  but you know I still love you boo you know you my sister and we gotta stick together so you aint gotta move out We were partyin up at da White Castle on 68th on Saturday  Ya shoulda been der  Mad funn, 40ies, blunts out dis bitch  Yo it was off da hizzy  Ray-Ray got arrested at midnight tho for some shit he aint even do but he gettin out in like a week or a next year or some shit da baby will almost be twelve by then so Its alll good in da hood yall!

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