As often as we here in the Q-niverse can come up with them I will throw the "I don't wanna hear it" list and others here. They are all true, pieced together from the memories my friends and I managed to retain after helping make Penn State a top five party school countless years running. New themes every week so check for it, Woody. Or I'm a show you what the heaters do! Check out the first two lists!
The College List
You think you partied in college?
"We had such good times laughing together, making jokes."
We say, "Until someone runs themselves into a brick wall laughing so hard leading to a concussion, I don't wanna hear shit!"
"We partied till like, 3 in the morning or something. It was crazy."
We say, "Until you got guests still coming in as the sun is rising and there's another keg to tap, I don't wanna hear shit!
"We never had sausage parties!"
We says, "Until you go throw a party where the girl to guy ratio is 3 to 1, I don't wanna hear shit!"
"I drank so much in college..."
We say, "Until you party with people sold body fluids for beer money, I odn't wanna hear shit."
"I was so hung over"
We say, Until you wake up in a parking lot, half-dressed in a toga, so sick you pray for the sweet release of death, I don't wanna hear shit!"
Check back for new Lists coming soon. You might just read about yourself.
Top Ten Signs You Are a Big Bitch
10. When you go to Baskin Robbins and have all 31 flavors
9. When the only belts that will fit you are found at the hardware store's rope aisle
8. When circumference, pi, meters, and What-The-Fuck? are part of your fashion vocabulary
7. When your firends say, "Hey, do that trick you do," and you jump up and get stuck
6. When you take "All you can eat" as a challenge
5. When you're visiting a friend and they lock up the fridge
4. When gaining a few pounds in the winter creates a gravity well
3. If you consider canning the gravy that flows through your veins a good side business
2. When your approach to the Oriental Buffet causes a scene out of Godzilla
1. When your flatulence registers on the Richter scale... you are one big bitch!