How to Do Drugs

1.  Weed.  Weed should be vaporized, never smoked.  Smoking anything gives you bad luck, though I'm not sure why.  You should only vaporize it when you have sobered up from the last time you did it, otherwise it will only diminish your high.  If you are using it regularly it can interferes with your ability to reach the REM state because it reduces you melatonin levels, so you should take melatonin before going to bed.  Lastly, it should only be used as a reward for some task you have accomplished.  This will keep weed from affecting you the way it does most people.  Since weed generally tends to take away your motivation to get things done, this last stipulation counteracts that.

2.  Tobacco.  Tobacco should vaporized, never smoked.  It too should be used as a motivating tool.  It works well for this since it is so addictive.

3.  Majick Mushrooms are good for you all the time.

4.  Xtacy, in pure MDMA form is good for you all the time.

5.  Coke is no good, though coca leaves are good for you.

6.  Heroine is no good, though opium is all right now and

7.  Stay away from crystal meth.

9.  Stay away from prescription tranquilizers like zanex and valium.