| AMSTERDAM A SMALL GUIDE By ONE NATION |
| 1. Mexican psylocibin, if that's how you spell it. Sold at the nearest head shop. Eat 1/8 each evening. In the mornings start off with a bit of the ole' shroffy. Just add a few pieces into your morning java. Stay the fuck away from tobacco. It will send you to hell. Smoke weed if you have to chill. [UPDATE: Try to find Bob's Youth Hostel. Go in there and have a coffee or tea. You will get a sense of the youth of today. After that. Go out of Bobs, make a left, then make your next left, go through the alley way. Then walk left. Walk a bit and then on left, is a store called Sacred Visions, if I'm remembering the name correctly. Go in there and tell the guy you want to see extra terrestrials. Actually you should mention Logan from NYC and give a wink when you see the tweeked out dude who owns the place. He'll pretend to know you if your pretend to know him.] 2. Visit the red light district when you are peaking, about one hour after eating the mexicans. As you observe the whole scene. Look into the eyes of those around you. Look at their bodies. You should be able to sinc up their body shapes and facial characteristics with their overall demeanor. See how we are all nothing but our demeanor. See how one demeanor might give rise a paticular decay pattern in their physical body. 3. When you see a girl that attracts you, experiment with the telepathy of inter- gender communication. All animals have it. Most on the mundane level deny its existence. It exists, and you can become quite good at it. Most importantly, you can finally get out of that lame ass pick up modality, where you're thinking of shit to say, when all you're doing is screaming over actual telepathic transmissions. Or, of course, you can USE the frequency to amp your mack. Before you do that, ask yourself whether or not you think it is evil to USE telepathy for sex-getting. 4. Stay Away from the Anne Frank Museum. Lotta demons in there. 5. See how your sense that "the clock is ticking" or that "life is short" inevitably turns you (not you personally, you prick) into an impatient prick. See how your body and mind degenerate due to the stress caused by being an impatient prick. See how you perceive your own degeneration as evidence that physical decay is unavoidable, thus reinforcing the erroneous thought that is propelling your destruction until your own self-inflicted demise. Now see how you can put a stop to this Cycle of Death simply by conciously proclaiming: I will stay alive and strong forever by staying super cool, saintly and kind, no mattah what! 6. READ THE CYCLE OF DEATH 7. READ THE CYCLE OF LIFE 9. PUT A PAIR OF DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON YOUR HEAD AND PREACH THE WORDS OF JESUS, IF YOU WANT. (IF YOU DON'T, SKIP THIS STEP.) 10. Go to the park and ask yourelf how your shoes define you. Maybe it's time to change that definition. Take your shoes off right there, if you want to redefine yourself through your footwear. Walk barefoot from there -- leaving your old shoes behind-- to a shoe store and buy a new pair, get some new socks too. Figure out which mo foing kind of shoe makes you feel strong, get those and move from that shoestore into bold conquest of the entire planet, starting with latin shorti from that Grasshopper hostel. |
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