Be A Man


ZANNA
Back in the time of Ancient Greece
The Spartans lived a dream
Thousands of manly soldiers,
Just as far as the eye could see.
No one could destroy them,
Because they all lived as one.
Manly soldiers, sweating manly in the sun.
They would destroy all the enemy,
And when the day was done,
They would gather in their tents for love

ALL
Love, love, love, love, love!
That's how they won!
Join the Army,
Join the Air Force,
Join the Coast Guard,
Join the Marines.
Work together.
Sweat together.
Shower together.
That's how it should be.

ZANNA
Alexander the Great,
You can be sure he wasn't straight
He was a man.

BUCK
That's right, got no business with a wife!

ZANNA
Leonardo da Vinci,
He made such wicked killing machines,
'cause he was a man.

GIRLS
Way to go, Leonardo

ZANNA
Frederick the Great,
You know he made the Prussian State
Out of nothing.
How'd he do it?

ALL
By being a man.

ZANNA
Mishima,

ALL
and Lawrence of Arabia

ZANNA
Will we ever see such men again?

ALL
Yes, sir!

ALL
Join the Army (Be a man)
Join the Air Force, (Be a man)
Join the Coast Guard, (Be a man)
Join the Marines. (Be a man)
Work together. (Be a man)
Sweat together. (Be a man)
Shower together. (Be a man)
That's how it should be. (Be a man)

ZANNA
Drop and give me ten, soldier. You're looking weak, soldier. You been sleeping with women?

STEVE
No, sir!

ZANNA
I bet your daddy slept with women. That make you mad, soldier?
It makes me mad they'll be letting them there heteros in this man's army. Present arms.
I don't know what you've been told.

ALL BUT ZANNA
I don't know what you've been told.

ZANNA
Can't win a war with heteros.

ALL BUT ZANNA
Can't win a war with heteros.

ZANNA
Hey.

ALL
Hey.

ZANNA
Ho.

ALL
Ho.

ZANNA
Hey.

ALL
Hey.

ZANNA
Ho.

ALL
Ho.

ZANNA
Ho-o-o... Somebody say Ho.

ALL
Ho.

ZANNA
Somebody say Mo.

ALL
Mo.

ZANNA
Ho.

ALL
Ho.

ZANNA
Mo.

ALL
Mo.

ZANNA
HO-MO.

ALL
Join the Army,
Join the Air Force,
Join the Coast Guard,
Join the Marines.
Work together.
Sweat together.
Shower together.
That's how it should be.
Be a Man... etc.