ZANNA
Back
in the time of Ancient Greece
The Spartans lived a dream
Thousands of manly soldiers,
Just as far as the eye could
see.
No one could destroy them,
Because they all lived as
one.
Manly soldiers, sweating manly in the sun.
They would
destroy all the enemy,
And when the day was done,
They would
gather in their tents for love
ALL
Love, love, love, love,
love!
That's how they won!
Join the Army,
Join the Air
Force,
Join the Coast Guard,
Join the Marines.
Work
together.
Sweat together.
Shower together.
That's how it
should be.
ZANNA
Alexander the Great,
You can be sure
he wasn't straight
He was a man.
BUCK
That's right, got
no business with a wife!
ZANNA
Leonardo da Vinci,
He
made such wicked killing machines,
'cause he was a man.
GIRLS
Way to go, Leonardo
ZANNA
Frederick the
Great,
You know he made the Prussian State
Out of nothing.
How'd he do it?
ALL
By being a man.
ZANNA
Mishima,
ALL
and Lawrence of Arabia
ZANNA
Will we ever
see such men again?
ALL
Yes, sir!
ALL
Join the
Army (Be a man)
Join the Air Force, (Be a man)
Join the Coast
Guard, (Be a man)
Join the Marines. (Be a man)
Work together.
(Be a man)
Sweat together. (Be a man)
Shower together. (Be a
man)
That's how it should be. (Be a man)
ZANNA
Drop and
give me ten, soldier. You're looking weak, soldier. You been sleeping
with women?
STEVE
No, sir!
ZANNA
I bet your
daddy slept with women. That make you mad, soldier?
It makes me
mad they'll be letting them there heteros in this man's army. Present
arms.
I don't know what you've been told.
ALL BUT ZANNA
I
don't know what you've been told.
ZANNA
Can't win a war
with heteros.
ALL BUT ZANNA
Can't win a war with heteros.
ZANNA
Hey.
ALL
Hey.
ZANNA
Ho.
ALL
Ho.
ZANNA
Hey.
ALL
Hey.
ZANNA
Ho.
ALL
Ho.
ZANNA
Ho-o-o...
Somebody say Ho.
ALL
Ho.
ZANNA
Somebody say Mo.
ALL
Mo.
ZANNA
Ho.
ALL
Ho.
ZANNA
Mo.
ALL
Mo.
ZANNA
HO-MO.
ALL
Join the
Army,
Join the Air Force,
Join the Coast Guard,
Join the
Marines.
Work together.
Sweat together.
Shower together.
That's how it should be.
Be a Man... etc.