Fast

BRONCO
If it didn't go fast, could rock-n-roll make you wanna twist,
make you wanna shout, make you wanna dance?
And if it didn't go fast, could a roller coaster make you wanna scream,
make you wanna gasp, make you wanna wet your pants?

TEX
And if it didn't go fast, could fast food have ever caught on?
You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.
You can slow up for the drive through a little bit, but if you gotta do,
you gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.

BRONCO AND TEX
'Cause if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast.

LORETTA
Listen up now.
And if it didn't go fast, would Kittyhawk have ever taken off,
Would a man have ever made it to the moon?
And if it didn't go fast, could the Enterprise enter hyper-space,
could Superman ever catch a goon?

TEX
Or how about Batman, Thing, the Flash, or Flash Gordon,
Spider-man, or Supergirl, or Thor?

BRONCO
Or how about the X-Men, Mod Squad, Josie and the Pussycats,
Scooby Doo, the Fantastic Four?

BRONCO, TEX AND LORETTA
They all went fast, 'cause they had to go fast, 'cause they wanted to last.
We fall in love fast, so we can take the rest of life slow;
'cause once you've gone to love, there ain't no place left to go.
So you better fall in love fast,or someone else just might.
Gentlemen, start your engines; buckle your seat belts tight!

BRONCO
'Cause if it didn't go fast, could a Kawasaki ever pop a wheely?

TEX
Could a jeep do donuts in the parking lot?

LORETTA
Could a motorbike jump over a monster truck?

BRONCO
Could a monster truck jump over a motorbike?

TEX
Could Mary Lou have ever scored the perfect ten?

LORETTA
Could Martina have ever won at Wimbledon?

BRONCO
Could Gretsky have ever won the Stanley Cup?

TEX
Could Ty Cobb have ever batted three-sixty-seven?

ALL THREE
No! They had to go fast, 'cause they wanted to last.

BRONCO
Well if it didn't go fast, would light ever reach us from the sun,
or would the earth grow dark and freeze?

TEX
And, if it didn't go fast, could fiber optic cable ever carry light
across the country into our TVs?

LORETTA
If it didn't go fast, could I ever watch MTV or TNT or HBO or Nickelodeon?

TEX
If it didn't go fast, could I download porn?
Just kidding 'bout the porn, you're the only porn I need.

ALL
'Cause if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast.
We fall in love fast, so we can take the rest of life slow;
'cause once you've gone to love, there ain't no place left to go.
So you better fall in love fast,or someone else just might.
Gentlemen, start your engines; buckle your seat belts tight!

TEX
Listen up now, here it is: this is the good part!

BRONCO
If it didn't go fast, could rock-n-roll make you wanna twist,
make you wanna shout, make you wanna dance?
And if it didn't go fast, could a roller coaster make you wanna scream,
make you wanna gasp, make you wanna wet your pants?

TEX
And if it didn't go fast, could fast food have ever caught on?
You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.
You can slow up for the drive through a little bit, but if you gotta do,
you gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.

BRONCO AND TEX
'Cause if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast.

LORETTA
Listen up now.
And if it didn't go fast, would Kittyhawk have ever taken off,
Would a man have ever made it to the moon?
And if it didn't go fast, could the Enterprise enter hyper-space,
could Superman ever catch a goon?

TEX
Or how about Batman, Thing, the Flash, or Flash Gordon,
Spider-man, or Supergirl, or Thor?

BRONCO
Or how about the X-Men, Mod Squad, Josie and the Pussycats,
Scooby Doo, the Fantastic Four?

BRONCO, TEX AND LORETTA
They all went fast, 'cause they had to go fast, 'cause they wanted to

BRONCO
Don't bother running! (?)

LORETTA
Nope

TEX
When love's a-coming!

LORETTA
Nope

ALL THREE
Baby, it's just too fast!