TANK
Gooood
Morning, Heartsville! This is Tank, comin' at ya. The voice of
reason, the voice of the season
here at WLUV, the student-run
radio station here at Heartsville High, the heart of America. It's
seven a.m. on the dot, and
a perfect sixty-eight degrees out there
to start the school year off right. Just a reminder folks,
Heartsville's annual
community picnic is this weekend. So, guys
grab your guy and girls grab your girl and head on down to Lookout
Lake. And if
you don't have anyone to grab, that means you've got
some extra love on your hands, and I know one magical matchmaker
who
just ain't gonna let you get away with that. You can run, you
can fly, but you can't hide from the love spy. So go get 'em,
Zanna!
This one's for you.
ZANNA
When the alarm
clock rings, you know I've gotta start to sing,
thinking 'bout the
joy the day's gonna bring.
Love is all around, it just has to be
found,
My job is making sure it gets spread around.
I knew the
day of my birth that I was put on this earth
to make sure no one
suffers extra love.
So you can leave it to me, it's my
responsibility
to pass it on to someone without enough.
I seek
out the truth, I'm a love sleuth.
I'm going undercover for a
lover who might not find another.
And I'm looking for clues and
they might point to you,
so come and gimme your extra love.
Hey,
Cindy! Who do we have on the schedule for today? Steve Bookman? A
quarterback? No, I don't know him. He must be
new... Well, I'm
sure he is feeling a bit lonely. I'll see what I can do.
Two by
two, just like Noah had to do.
The only trick to love is finding
who belongs with who.
So come let's start, the ark's about to
depart,
we've got to pick up some extra love.
KATE
Mornin' mornin' Have a good day
MIKE
Hey hey hey
KARLA
Mornin' hi Hooray
ROBERTA
Mornin? Hi first day of school Hooray
BUCK
Mornin' mornin' Hi ya hi ya Mornin' mornin' Hiya hi ya
STEVE
Hello hello He ya he ya Hello hello hey
ZANNA
Who's got extra love? Hmm, I spy...
KATE
Call me See ya later
MIKE
Okay See ya later
KARLA
Call me See ya later
ROBERTA
Okay See ya later
BUCK:
See ya later See ya later Call me Okay
STEVE:
See ya later See ya later Okay, call me
ZANNA:
Mornin', Officer Klotsky!
OFF. Klotsky:
Mornin', Zanna.
ZANNA:
Was your date with Doctor Green a success?
OFF. KLOTSKY:
Oh, you bet. He's the perfect guy for me!
ZANNA:
Yeah, I thought he might be.
OFF. KLOTSKY:
My gratitude to you I can't express.
ZANNA:
All in a day's work.
OFF. KLOTSKY:
We walked
through the park holding hands until dark.
Such a guy I never
thought I'd meet.
ZANNA:
Yeah, life is so sweet
ZANNA / OFF. KLOTSKY:
when extra love is complete.
OFF. KLOTSKY:
So now I'm keepin' the beat down on Love Street.
KARLA:
Zanna!
ZANNA:
Karla!
KARLA:
Hi!
ZANNA:
Roberta!
ROBERTA:
Zanna!
OFF. KLOTSKY:
Ladies.
ROBERTA/ KATE:
Hi!
ZANNA/OFF KLOTSKY:
Hi!
ALL:
Who's got extra love?
ROBERTA/ KATE /OFF KLOTSKY:
Not I!
ROBERTA:
'Cuz we've got some great news!
KARLA:
Uh-huh!
ROBERTA:
You won't believe this!
KARLA:
Uh-uh!
ROBERTA:
Tell him, Karla.
KARLA:
Yeah! I forget what it is.
ROBERTA:
We'll be together forever.
KARLA:
Oh, yeah.
ROBERTA:
Our love's here to stay.
KARLA:
Uh-huh!
ROBERTA:
I can't believe we met only yesterday.
KARLA:
We just wanted to thank you for making us fall in love, Zanna.
ZANNA:
Now Karla, you know I can't actually make two people fall in love; I can merely... facilitate.
P. COOPER:
Good morning, everyone.
ZANNA/ ROBERTA /KARLA:
Good morning, Principal Cooper.
P. COOPER:
Now, Zanna, I expect you won't be meddling in anyone's affairs this year, will you?
ZANNA:
Now, Principal Cooper, would I ever meddle in anyone else's affairs?
P. COPPER/ ROBERTA/ KARLA:
Yes, you would.
ZANNA:
You're darned right I would.
ALL:
Two by two,
just like Noah had to do.
The only trick to love is finding who
belongs with who.
KARLA:
Oh, well, I
better go my friend is waiting and so
I'll see you later.
ROBERTA:
Later!
KARLA:
Later!
ZANNA:
Later!
ROBERTA:
She's so great.
ZANNA:
I know.
MIKE:
Hi!
KARLA:
Hi!
MIKE:
Hi!
ROBERTA:
Hi, hi!
ZANNA:
Hi!
KARLA:
Bye, bye!
MIKE:
Bye!
KARLA:
Bye!
ROBERTA:
Bye!
KARLA:
Bye!
ZANNA:
Bye!
ALL:
Who's got extra love?
ROBERTA:
Mike does.
MIKE:
I don't. But
there's this new guy in town.
Perhaps you've seen him around.
ROBERTA:
Mike has a crush on him.
MIKE:
I don't.
ROBERTA:
You do.
ZANNA:
He does?
MIKE:
OK, I do. But
let me make this clear,
Zanna don't interfere.
ZANNA:
Oh please?
MIKE:
No.
ZANNA:
Please?
MIKE:
No.
ZANNA:
Please?
MIKE:
No.
ZANNA:
Please?
MIKE:
No.
ZANNA:
Please?
MIKE:
Here's what I'm gonna do.
ROBERTA:
Please?
MIKE:
No! Friday
I'll walk by and say 'hi?.
Next week we'll start to speak, and ?
ROBERTA:
Blah blah blah
blah, just be a man,
forget this stupid plan and quit the delay.
MIKE:
I don't wanna scare him away.
ROBERTA:
No, you're just a chicken!
MIKE:
Ow!
ROBERTA:
Chicken!
MIKE:
Ow!
ROBERTA:
Hey, new guy!
MIKE:
Quit it!
ROBERTA:
Ow!
MIKE:
Come on!
ZANNA:
Good luck on your chess match today, Mike!
STEVE:
Excuse me, please, but it seems I've lost my way.
ZANNA:
How 'bout a
map?
I'll explain another day.
Hi, I'm Zanna.
STEVE:
I'm Steve.
ZANNA:
New quarterback of the team.
STEVE:
How'd you know?
ZANNA:
A little birdy told me.
STEVE:
Oh, I see.
ZANNA:
What brings you to the Midwest?
STEVE:
A military request.
My two dads are five-star generals in the army.
ZANNA:
Ooooh! I'm impressed.
STEVE:
So we move place to place
ZANNA:
Base to base?
STEVE:
Unpack the
suitcase, try to make a few friends
And then pack up and leave
again.
Wherever I've been I never seem to fit in.
ZANNA:
Never fear! It's clear you'll fit in here So keep up that chin.
STEVE:
Thanks for the encouragement!
ZANNA:
See you in class!
KATE:
Ooh, sorry!
STEVE:
No, no it's my fault.
ZANNA:
Hey
KATE:
Hi Zanna.
ZANNA
Kate
KATE
How are you?
ZANNA
Wait!
KATE
I can't I'm running late
ZANNA:
Breakfast?
KATE:
Sure.
ZANNA
Want some?
KATE
Yeah
ZANNA
What?
KATE
A pop tart would be great
KATE:
Thanks.
ZANNA:
Let me
KATE:
Uh-uh.
ZANNA
Find you
KATE
Please don't
ZANNA
A girl
KATE
No thanks, I'm doing fine
ZANNA:
It
KATE:
It won't.
ZANNA
will change
KATE
Will not
ZANNA
Your World
KATE:
I've got no
time. I've got SAT's, ACT's, AP's, and GPA's
and college
applications with all those tribulations to get to
University,
then a medical degree...
So I just can't be distracted by love's
triviality.
ZANNA:
No, you just
haven't met the right girl yet.
You can philosophise and
rationalise but they're just alibis.
Love's all you need, just
take it from me.
KATE:
OK! You can set me up...
ZANNA:
Great!
KATE
...when I'm thirty-three.
ZANNA
I'll get you yet!
KATE
Thanks, Zanna!
TANK
Hey, Zanna.
ZANNA
Hey, Mr.
DJ!
Won't you play this song for me?
TANK
From the way
that you're beaming
I see that you're scheming
to turn
someone's dream to reality
ZANNA
You know me so well.
TANK
Well, it's not
hard to tell
you're always happy making dreams come true.
ZANNA
That's what I do...
TANK
But in spite
of your list,
there's always one guy you miss.
ZANNA
I do? Who?
TANK
You. I know you've got dreams, too.
ZANNA
No time, my friend.
CANDI
Hi, Zanna.
ZANNA
Hi, Candi. Hi, Buck.
BUCK
Hey, Zanna.
ZANNA
So what's on the clipboard for today?
BUCK
Well, the school board...
CANDI
Well, as I'm
sure you know, the School Board is meeting with the City Council to
discuss whether or not the library
should be allowed to carry a
copy of Heather Has One Mommy and One Daddy.
BUCK
In my opinion...
CANDI
Oh and also, if you can think of anyone, we sure could use an extra guy for this year's musical. Come along, Buck.
BUCK
Yes, Candi.
ZANNA
The school
musical, huh? I think I maight have just the right guy?
I seek out
the truth, I'm a love sleuth.
I'm going under-cover for a lover
who might not find another.
So I'm looking for clues and they
might point to you,
so come and gimme your extra love.
Well you
can cover your tracks, that's a fact, Jack;
but you ain't gonna
shake me or fake me or make me
take a break from chasing.
You
can duck off the trail, but I'm hot on your tail.
So gimme your
extra love.
Now baby, don't try to run from the love gun.
I've
got the place surrounded and bounded
and the hounds are all
around it.
You may be on the lam from the love caravan,
but
you ain't getting away with your love.
ALL
'Cuz this is Heartsville High.
ROBERTA
...where I dream of a love that will stay.
ALL
Heartsville High.
KATE
...where nothing's ever gonna get in my way.
ALL
Heartsville High
MIKE
...where I've feeling love's about to begin
STEVE
I hope that this time I'm gonna fit in!
ALL
Hey you over
there don't be shy, come over here ?
I bet'ya got extra love.
What'ya hoarding it for? Life's got so much in store,
for
someone with extra love.
Don't try to hide, you can't keep it
inside.
You might as well give up your extra love.
'Cuz if
you want love to stay, you gotta give it away.
You gotta give up,
give up, give up...
your extra love!
(Come and give me that
love, come and give me that)
Give up your extra love!