| The Theory Of Nothing (the Best Theory Ever) |
| By The Original crack Weasel |
| How can you define the theory of nothing? Well, the theory of nothing is non-reality. In fact, it is the thought of forever existing in non-existence nonsense. While being a something of nothing there is everything in nothing that is something. These ideas may sound pessimistic, but the theory of nothing has ideas of something from nothing. Confused yet? These ideas of existence are ones of nonsense. The common sense of the theory of nothing is nonsense in the existence of making any sense in nonsense makes complete sense. Yet, theory of nothing cannot be perceived or known to a logical human mind. However, imperialistic existence is the idea that we are nowhere and live in the matrix. Not knowing what is real to the really real. All we see, hear, taste, and feel is nothing but stupid thoughts while dreaming. I have four basic examples to explain ways I prove that nothing exists, called clauses. The four clauses are timeless existence, thoughts of doing, real and being, and quote raven. Clause #1-Timeless existence The example for timeless existence is one where situations change. Situations of going to a party, a baby being born, buying something in line, or being killed are four basic examples. I chose going to a party because it is my favorite, because I get more creative with it. Let us say you are walking into a party. While you never got inside. Since you left there drunk, from never drinking any alcohol. However, your friends dragged you out to the house. As you drove them all home when you were sober, after drinking 18 ounces of vodka, 3 40 ounce beers, and ½ a bottle of whiskey at the party. Yet, those bottles are full in the Seven Eleven. Bottles being eyeballed by the 3-year-old Arab clerk who has bought $50 of liquor for you at your party in some strange house that you have never been in before. Where the house is blowing up killing all those who were never born. You came to an empty house that night to breathe for the first time in a hospital. Born from a 12-year-old virgin cow, of the milk that you drank in the morning, at 7 o’clock tonight at the party. This is why you are doing nothing. Born from a cow that is human weighing less than one hundred pounds. Where a stork brought on the eighth day of the week, being Wednesday. After you were killed, by a forty year-old Japanese woman who gave birth to you four years ago, when you were in middle school at age fourteen? Clause #2-Thoughts of the doers and thinkers Someone once told me that there are only two kinds of people in this strange world. Doers and thinkers, they told me. Wondering what I am? I think about how to separate doing something. While I thought about doing, I did some thinking about doing things. Therefore, I thought of how I do things while thinking. Then thinking of women I wish to do. Where to do them (this is said very fast to confuse any one else, okay?) as I thought of doing I did something. In doing some thinking while I think how to do. Nevertheless, how should I think about that doing while I do some thinking I took something that I thought? As I thought how I could do some thinking. When I did some thinking I realized I do too much thinking while doing stuff while think how will I do something I then think. So I do something where I finally thought I do too much thinking and thought to do less thinking of doing any thinking and thought to do less thinking of doing things. Making thought of thinking in some thought of doing other things, instant thinking of doing I will do some thinking instant of just thinking of doing. Clause #3-The real & being of a movie reel What is real? Is the real movie reel or am I really real? Are you the only thing that is real? Because if you’re real, then I'm real, maybe the real movie reel is the only real thing. Really, the reel of reality is real, how can I be sure of being real when real becomes real, because I know I'm real. Even If I'm not real I am really NOT! (talking forever) I am real to you, the matrix is real to you since I dream "for real of the reel" my reality is me and not of anything with you. However, my reality is real and yours isn't while my real is nonexistence you are the only thing that’s real. Since that is reality of watching things that seem reeling through a real way of my real, but it's not your real of my real being really real of their real since it's my real. The really real is on the reel that really makes absolute and complete nonsense in the really reel. Clause # 4-Raven quote The greatest horror story written by Edgar Alan Poe as the great idea of nothing. In the story of solitude raven came in with his quote of the raven "nevermore". Quoting the raven nevermore to more of never. Never being more in never of more over a nevermore for only who never says this bird always more over a never ending more of things. While the bird is never more speaking of nevermore, it will be never more seeing things in a true never. While never ending, more of some more never. Raven with more torture of the nevermore me seeing more never ways to a never more direction of more views to the more in a nevermore real way of more for never. Since that, how does more ways to see the raven saying nevermore of anything that is never ending. Here is how we can see more things in a nevermore? These premise are merely ways I can prove that nothing exists in the world, yet people have no direction in the theory of nothing. Where nothing exists, many would ask how it exists if it is the opposite of nothing? True to the word, I believe in the false truth in this theory. Where the truth is the false way to truthfully proving my theories false existence. You can ponder my truth in proving the theories of existence (the clauses). For it is nothing, since you cannot prove that it does not exist. While nothing’s existence is what we see, my existence in your existence does exist. (Oops, I might get into another clause) I prove that nothing will exist because there is no way you can prove that nothing does exist. Even if you could prove nothing does not exist you will be proving that nothing is nothing and existence in nothing is becoming something. You then turn my theory of nothing into a skeptic point of view that I hate (so I will have to kill you now). It also may easily confuse you and me at the same time. In conclusion, don’t even bother trying to make sense of my theory of nothing after all it is an idea of nothing that is nothing which exists in some thing that is nothing, besides, this theory was originally a made up joke when I was twelve. I wrote this to share my confusion and because I was bored, not to have people take this theory seriously. |
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