| Pagan/ Wiccan Funnys |
| This page is for anyone who comes to my site and has a Pagan / Wiccan funny ..email it to me and i will post it here it can be anything, even pictures just nothing sexual or of major adult content ...Remember this site is Family friendly and i plan to keep it that way !! |
| Pagan Baby Song By Author Unknown Sent In by :Anglestratus Hush Little Baby dont you Squall, Mommas gonna buy you a crystal ball , and if you cant see beyond Mommas gonna buy you a Magick Wand , and if that wand wont change your fate Mommas gonna teach you to levitate , and if the astral makes you sick Mommas gonna buy you an incense stick , and if that patchouli smells rank Mommas gonna buy you a Sensory Deprivation tank , and if that tank dont float your bones. Mommas gonna buy you some precious stones , and if those gems dont ease your heart Mommas gonna buy you a natal chart , and if your plants go beserk Mommas gonna buy you some body work , and if your aura still needs kneading Mommas gonna buy you a past life reading , if your destiny stays hid Mommas gonna buy you a Pyramid , and if your chakras still feels stressed Mommas gonna take you on a vision Quest , and if power animals dont come to charm ya , Sorry Kid , its just your Karma |