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If you submit a question, I will answer it. It's that easy. Too fucking easy, actually. So why aren't you doing it then?
"Merlot or Chardonnay?"
                   -K.D.
                    Austin, TX

K.D.,
I only drink the finest of Franzia's boxed wines. Everything else is piss.
                  -Me
"If you were told you had to die, had to, how would you do it?"

                               -Charlie


Charlie,
I have a few ideas:
1. Eat caramel apples until my stomach explodes
2. High speed police chase
3. Clubbed to death like a seal
4. Blown up
5. Murder/suicide with some B-List actor

Hope this inspires you!
-Me
Updated...maybe
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Q: "Where do babies come from?"

                              -Mel from CA


A:  Most babies come from the Land of Mistakes. There's a good possibility that's where you came from. Where I came from? Christopher Walken, the guy who invented Krispy Kreme and rollerskates all come from the Land Of Awesome. We are the last of our kind.

Q: Why is food good?

A: Cuz it makes you fat and fat people are hot.
Q: The most fuckable muppet...who is it?

A: Gonzo. Chickity check the nose.

Q: Who's more gay, Richard Simmons or Christopher Lowell?

A: The most gayest of the gays is Richard Simmons dick. Richard Simmons is not actually gay, he's hot for chicks and that it. His dick on the other hand....
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