Guess what I'm doing right now? If you said smoking crack and listening to Too Short, that was last night, I'm talking NOW. I am actually updating this fucker from my brand spanking new laptop! Fuckin' A! My guy got it for me. It was a surprise. I almost shit everywhere. Dell laptop with wireless internet that I can steal from neightbors, you complete me.
August 22nd-Can you smell that smell?
So, I've been sitting here smelling ass for the whole day and I can't tell where it's coming from. It's not me, I take showers and I am very good at wiping. It smells like a barn. I never wronged the cleaning people, so I'm pretty sure they didn't wipe shit all over my computer. I'm stumped. Hot news item! I am going to be a part-timer starting next week because my dumb ass is going back to school! Hello Technical College! Hello Future of Slightly Higher Pay!
*Consumer Tip*
Just because you get Earthlink for free for 6 months after buying your new computer from Dell, that does not mean you have to keep the service afterwards.
I fucking paid $23/month for that horseshit. I finally cancelled it.
I guess we're going to have some Wal-Mart dial up shit. I fucking hate Wal-Mart, but if they give me the same service for only $9/month, so be it. I didn't set it up. I don't give two shits or a fuck.
Booyah.
August 18th-So very tired
I was up until 4 last night. So now I'm doing the cool "fall asleep no matter where you are at work" thing. Robocop is regulating the website. Makin' sure no perps leave here alive.The other day, I took back a pair of pants that didn't fit me right and bought a bunch of sweet shit. Check it out:
-1 pair of pants=$24 back
+2 sweet ass pairs of barrettes =$7
+2 awesomely rad X-Men comics=$2.50
+1 jeans-creamingly wonderful Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie (not big nose Gellar Buffy, I'm talking about the sweet ass 90's Christy Swanson Buffy)=$3.00 Brand NEW
+1 ice cream cone=$2.00
With money left to spare, I laugh at the pants I took back.
Oh the glorious treasures you can buy!
Booyah.
August 14th-night
I ate a bunch of coney dogs today. It was sweet. I hung out with the moms this weekend. She's cool. She's also batshit crazy about things. She thinks she can change the stoplight to green by flicking her headlights on and off. The funny thing is that she'll try to show you, but the light never changes faster. I humor her though. Whatever. It's funny. I watched a fuck ton of movies this weekend. Guess what that means!!!! I have to update this fucker promptly.
Booyah, bitches.
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August 10th-Blah Blah Blah
My car got towed this morning. My cat got lost yesterday (the fat one). I found him, little fucker made me miss an hour of work though.
As far as updates, my link page is up. I'm ripping off an image from Natalie Dee's site until I can see if she has some link images. If not, rip a rip a rip doo doo!
August 9th-Well fuck my ass...
Wuddup. I'm here and full of sammich. Works been busy. Hairs been frizzy.
My boyfriend and I were driving somewhere last night, and I saw some ditzy fake and bake chick trying to ride rollerblades and it got us talking about how fucking lame rollerblading is. It's dumb. Gimme a break, dude, you look like a dick. Or you look gay, which is not bad, I love gay people, hell, I am one! But seriously. Quit it.
You know what rocks? Huh? Do you? No, you probably don't. But I'll tell you.
MOTHERFUCKING ROLLERSKATES. Seriously. No one looks like a choad on rollerskates, unless they're already a choad. I,myself, can ride rollerskates and I own two pairs, both purchased from yard sales. Booyah. Long live rollerskates, the most fucking awesome thing ever to be made by man!
Updates: This. That. Something.
Ask Me-ah (since my name is leah and it's me answering the questions) Section now up.
August 5th-Blurt
Why have I been so lackluster these past couple of days. Fuck.
I will make up for it by putting shit on here that isn't boring. For me anyways.
(Beverly Hills Cop theme song is playing on radio right now, feeling of inspiration and kickassity sweeping over me.)
August 4th-Full of ice cream and shame...
I had yesterday off of work. I registered my van and bought a school book. So, pretty much, yesterday, I spent a lot of money. I'm really uninspired today. I did a lot of shit on the website today.
Update: New archives page-now you don't have to rifle through a bunch of old entries!
Images!-I put some gifs around the site to make it more homey.
I made Lou a little bigger. He deserves it.
August 1st, 30 minutes 'til go time
Konnichiwa bitches! I've drank 2 mountain dews today. My teeth are exploding right now. That shit is delicious. I love how clusterfucked my webpage is. I made those dumbass buttons up there, but never finished the links one. And if you scroll down, there's another link for the archives page. But I can't get rid of it, it's too great a button. I want to name something Marty Mc Fly, right now. Alright. I did it. My co-workers taint is now Marty McFly.
Booyah.
I also have two links to the movies thing. Oh well. I like to give people lots of options. That's what life is shitty options, shitty choices. I'm not really updating today. I've been busy. There are auditors here. When they come to my cube, I'm going to twirl in my chair and piss myself so they won't ask me any questions.
:)
Cool item of the day: One of my co-workers got back from vacation and gave everyone hypercolor cups! Mine turns from pink to purple if it has cold water in it.
Fucking sweet.