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| Life's a bitch...and she's back in heat. |
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| The fight scene was only supposed to last 20 seconds, but Roddy and the other dude decided to fight for real. So Carpenter left the whole 5 minutes and 20 seconds in the movie. This was the single most fantastic thing anyone has ever done. |
| "I came here to do two things, chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum." |
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| Motherfucker!! Aliens are controlling us and making us all into Louie Andersons! What are we going to do? Who can we turn to? |
| Can Roddy do it alone? Isn't there anyone out there, preferably a huge, black man, that will come fight by his side. |
| BOOYAH! |
| Wait, in the distance...a lone cowboy.... |
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| The tantalizing twosome team up and look for signs of the enemies hidden fortress. The aliens are everywhere and they know the battle will be hard-fought. |
| They reach the underground lair of the enemy. Big black awesome dude gets blasted and now Roddy is all alone...one man....alone....against the aliens.....he reaches the satellite that is turning people into Louie Andersons....he cocks his gun and...... |
| WINS THE WWF SUPER BELT!!!! WAY TO GO, HOT ROD! |
| "The end........" |
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| Bam! Bangazoo! |
| Big dude doesn't believe Roddy about the crazy aliens. Roddy fights him to kick the shit out of his skepticism. |
| Scroll down for pure synoptical pleasureableness. |