Our Spiffle Vocab as translated by alana

Okie doke, here's we's go's: deep into the bowels of laura and my voice boxes (which are just really demented representations of the the english language.) after watching myself typing for hours on end on IM, listening to myself talk for, well, all my life, and hearing the speech patterns of others around me, ive come to realize how completely FUCKED UP my vocabulary is. its not that i have a lack of it, its how much of it consists of strange noises, diddies and non-words. so, for those of u who r utterly confused whenever we speak, and just end up SMILING AND   NODDING whenever we try to have a FUCKING CONVERSATION, here's a 'lil glossary of Laura & Alana: and sorry folks, aphabetical order is but a thing that exists in well thought-out pages.

spiffle: a spin-off of "spiffy" meaning especially           cool shneato: as  in "neato" hum?: what? okie dokie, okie doke, okily dokily: ok shnazzy: snazzy, glitzy swanky: a slang term from the 20s revived by               laura and i, mainly used by her. can                  mean cool or toilet paper. huhwha?: huh what? sooper dooper: super duper

looking back on this, im seeing that most of these r used when im sooper confused and can only mummble strange noises that resemble actual phrases/words. figures.