| PAWS FOR THOUGHT! Doggie Quotes! "The reason a dog has so many friends is because he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -unknown "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers "There is no pyshiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face!" -Ben Williams "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -Josh Billings "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew A. Rooney "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." -M. Facklam "Dogs love their friends, and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." -Sigmund Freud "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a wierd religious cult." -Rita Rudner "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -Franklin P. Jones "My dog is worried about the economy. Alpo is almost up to $3.00 a can. That's $21.00 in dog money." -Joe Weinstein "The more people I meet the more I like my dog." -Unknown "When you feel dog tired at night, it might be because you've growled all day long." -Unknown "If you get to thinkin' you're somebody of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." -Cowboy wisdom "My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet." -Edith Wharton "A dog wags it's tail with it's heart." -Martin Buxbaum "To err is human, to forgive, canine." -Unknown "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the princcipal difference between a dog and a man." -Mark Twain "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would have thought of that!" -Dave Berry "Dogs come when they are called; Cats take a message and get back to you later." -Mary Bly "In dog years I'm dead." -Unknown "Women and cats do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein "Dear God, please help me be the person my dog thinks I am!" -Unknown |
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