The
Rise and Fall of Matt Sutter
Matt Sutter, the former star of the F.H. Lacrosse has just finished
up one of the most disappointing seasons ever! Sutter was a top pre
season candidate for the MVP and CY YOUNG. In the Memorial Day
Tournament, Sutter was literally "EN FUEGO" torching
opponents with his hitting and pitching. With his HOT hitting and
pitching, the F.H. Lacrosse were without a doubt the most feared team going
into season play. But as the season ended, Sutter was more of
a "one hit wonder" as they say in the music industry, not
doing too much after that day. He finished the season hitting a
"chump" like .171 with no homeruns and 6 strikeouts. A
.171 average in Wiffle WarsŪ is outlandishly pitiful!! Even
Lapinski almost beat him....but on a bright note, he did pitch well, thought
not as good as everyone thought he would, he did finish 4th in the
League in E.R.A. with a 5.50 e.r.a. No one knows what happened
to him. Adam Dove had no comment except this, "Sutter was the
sparkplug. Apparently, he ran out of sparks. He was suppose to
carry this team and somehow I ended up doing most of the carrying.
And if I'm doing the carrying it makes for a long
season." How could someone be so good one day and be so
awful the next few days? Was it his birthday???? Who knows what went
wrong...not even Sutter himself. An episode of Matt Sutter's Rise
and Fall will be on Unsolved Mysteries sometime in the near future.  |