Are you a member?
		Of the magic Orange Tree family?
			All you have to do to join is cover yourself in petrol then set alight to yourself, whilst wrestling a bear in mud. Then if you survive you must Be tattooed With the Magic Orange Tree Family (MOTF) Logo as seen above, written on your skin in Real Orange juice ink. You may only wear Orange Clothing, and fight to protect the Citrus society, including the Lemon Crew and the Lime Posse. Our main Enemy is the Strawberry gang. We never Eat Strawberrys! Also Last, but certainly not Least, you must NOT disrespect an Orange.