The Latest moans and groans from the world of Stigney Stammer

PENGUIN ALERT!! Its not a laughing matter, but penguins look so funny! I mean, the way they walk and swim, it's just so hilarious to watch. If you have never seen the movie 'Happy Feet', you have to watch it. You will find a new found love for these birds that can't fly. But seriously Stop eating Penguins. They are becoming extinct. Im writing a letter to McVities today to complain about the sale of Penguins in our Supermarkets. This must be stopped for the sake of our humour. We love watching Penguins fall over and will miss them if we don't stop eating them.

All of us at Wigderipoo Towers are animal lovers. So when we came across a new idea to stop certain animals from becoming extinct we decided to share it with you guys. The idea is to give each animal it's own gun. Huh!? I hear you sigh! Now we thought this too. But think about it. If you give an elephant food he can feed his family for a day, give him a gun, he can feed his family for the rest of their lives. The idea seems to have a positive impact on our guinea pigs; the pandas. The numbers of Pandas being killed by humans has decreased dramatically. However, due to karma, when something good happens there has to be a bad side to it! The Pandas have actually been shooting each other. Scientists believe this is due to them not being trained to use the guns properly. We believe it's because they don't have thumbs.