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Stigneys thoerys | ||||||||
What is Stigneys theory of Life? | ||||||||
Stigney Stammer believes that everyone born in this world has 150 years to live each. But over time the years get knocked off. leaving the average age of death around 85 years at this present moment in time. Every time you smoke a ciggarette it takes a few minutes off of your life. Every time you eat something unhealthy it takes more time off of your life. If you trip or fall hurt yourself in any way it takes time off of your life. Of course this is only likely to happen if you dont get hit by a bus. If you get hit by a bus you're dead. Unless you survive which is highly unlikely. If you get Shot it takes a week off your life. I believe it also depends on how you treat others, not just people and animals but the Earth herself and all Plant life. There really is someone up there, Maybe he is not a person, maybe he is a fish!? Dont laugh until you really know the truth. Which is more likely to be never. I have drawn up a chart which shows what things can slowly kill you. Or so I believe. Wish i never ate that bag of chips now. thanks for reading. SS | ||||||||
Smoking one cigarette - 3 minutes Eating a bag of Chips - 2 minutes Falling on the ground - 6 minutes Being in a car crash - 21 minutes falling from a tree - 13 minutes being stabbed by a man - 27 minutes being shot in the foot - 17 minutes using your mobile for 5 minutes - 15 minutes Eating a mouldy banana - 6 minutes getting hit by a stone - 4 minutes having an organ transplant - 47 minutes Having breast enlargements - 42 minutes cutting yourself on a thorn - 3 minutes getting bit by a dog - 26 minutes drinking a cup of coffee - 2 minutes |