Pac-Man Purity Test

Version 1.1

Check every box for which the answer is "yes", then click the submit button at the bottom.

The Original Pac-Man Arcade Game

Have you ever played Pac-Man?
...more than once?
...within the past month?
...within the past week?
...within the past 24 hours?
...are you playing Pac-Man right now?
Have you ever played Pac-Man with someone else?
...with a member of the opposite sex?
......with the lights turned off?
......and it was what you've wanted to do with this person more than anything else?
Do you "have all the patterns down, up until the ninth key"?
Have you ever played a single game of Pac-Man that lasted longer than 15 minutes?
...half an hour?
...2 hours?
...6 hours?
Do you have the intermissions memorized?
Do you always get past all the intermissions but then remember the levels and not the intermissions after the game is over?
Do you drool when you see a Pac-Man machine?
Do you have all the fruits and their values memorized?
Do you have heated arguements about what certain fruits(ex: galaxian) are?

Other Pac-related Arcade Games

Have you ever played Ms. Pac-Man?
...and been ashamed for thinking it was better than the original Pac-Man?
Do you have the Ms. Pac-Man intermissions ("acts") memorized?
Have you ever played Jr. Pac-Man?
Are you able to get past the first root beer level in Jr. Pac-Man without using the speed-up cheat?
Do you have the Jr. Pac-Man intermissions memorized?
Have you ever played Super Pac-Man?
Have you ever played Pac-Man Plus?
Have you ever played Baby Pac-Man?
...and liked it?
Have you ever played Professor Pac-Man?
Have you ever played Pac & Pal?
Have you ever played Pac-Land?
Have you ever played Pac-Mania?
Have you ever played Pac-Man Arrangement (part of Namco Classics vol. 2)?

Console Systems

Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Pac-Man for the Atari 2600?
...and like(d) it?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Pac-Man for the Atari 5200?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Pac-Man for any Nintendo system?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Pac-Man for any Sega system?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Pac-Man for any console system not previously mentioned?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures for any system?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Pac-Man World for the Playstation?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, Ms. Pac-Man Maze Madness for the Playstation?
Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, any other Pac-related console-based game not previously mentioned?
...2 or more?
...5 or more?
...10 or more?

Computer Games

Do you currently own, or have you ever owned, any Pac-related game for a computer system which is now obsolete (Commodore 64, Atari ST, Amiga, etc.)?
...and you still play that game on that system?
On your present computer (most likely the computer you're using right now) do you own any commercially produced Pac-related games (ex: Microsoft Return of Arcade)?
On your present computer do you own any freeware or shareware Pac-related games or clones?
...2 or more?
...10 or more?
...50 or more?
...100 or more?
Have you ever made your own Pac-related game?

The Cartoon

Have you ever seen the Pac-Man cartoon?
Do you have any episodes of the Pac-Man cartoon on videotape?
...all of them?
......have you watched them more than twice?
.........10 times?
.........100 times?
Is the Pac-Man cartoon your all-time favorite show?
Have you ever written angry letters to Hanna Barbera for cancelling the Pac-Man cartoon?
Is Pac-Land your favorite Pac-related game because it's based on the cartoon?

Pac-Man Fever

Memorabilia

Did you have a Pac-Man lunchbox when you were a kid?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned a Pac-Man t-shirt?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned the Pac-Man board game?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned the Ms. Pac-Man board game?
...both the Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man board games?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned a Pac-Man tray?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned Pac-Man trading cards?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned Pac-Man bed sheets?
...do you still use them?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned a Pac-related windup character?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned a stuffed Pac-related character?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned any Pac-related arcade machine?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned any Pac-related hand-held game?
Do you currently, or have you ever owned any other Pac-related item not already mentioned?
...more than 5?
...more than 20?
...more than 100?

General Pac-Man Obsession

Are dots your staple food?
Do you order power pellets as a pizza topping?
Do you vote for Pac-Man in presidential elections?
Have you married a woman named "Ms. [your name here]" (or if you're a woman, is your name "Ms. [your husband's name]")?
Do you spend a lot of time in mazes?
Do you go around saying "waka waka"?
Do you greet people by saying, "Pac-Man"?
Do you agree with the statement "Splendid Good Pac-Man Is Be"?
Do you dream about Pac-Man games that do exist?
Do you dream about Pac-Man games that don't exist?
Do you have dreams in which you interact with Pac-Man like he's a real person?
Do you dream that you ARE Pac-Man?
Are you Pac-Man?

Remember: the higher your degree of purity, the less obsessed with Pac-Man you are. The more obsessed you are the better!