Pulling out is our topped rank method of birth control. It combines all the natural, real pleasures of sex with one added bonus, you get to ejaculate in open air onto the girl. You just can't beat that combonation.
Its good, works almost 100% of the time and guys don't have to worry about anything. But it just doesn't have that fun aspect of open air ejaculation.
Condoms suck. Plus there's so many of them how are you suppossed to figure out which one to buy. Plus they make them that are so make you last longer - all they do is make you're penis lose all feeling so its like you're humping air. However, they did get an extra half point because they can double as a water balloon.
The female condom gets an extra half point because it looks so funny. Have you ever seen one? Its fucking huge, you could get a 20 oz beer in one of those. Maybe even 24 oz. Plus I've never heard of anyone actually using one so its tough to grade something that has no hard research evidence behind it.
Its the same thing as the pill but its a patch, its gets minus one star for being visible.
This is more of a three star, maybe even two but its funny so it gets 4. I asked a bunch of girls about diaphrams and apparently no one has used one since 1977. Apparently disco and diaphrams go together. But diaphrams are funny because they can get stuck in there, and honestly, if sperm live inside of that moist, delicious tunnel for days, what good is something you take out right after sex? (note: recent relevations have brought it to my attention that a condom can get stuck up a vagina too and than pulled out later by a different guy who is finger banging the said female. While this is hysterical its still not going to raise the condoms rating.
Honestly, given the right situation and amount of frozen sperm I would get one. But the fact that they are clipping some tube thats in an area of a bunch of tubes in a very small part of my most important bosy part really worries me. I know a girl would argue its the same sort of thing for women, but I'm not a women and I don't have ovaries. I'm going to worry about my guys so if you're a girl, screw you, getting you're tubes tied is a more effective method of birth control.
1. Does this even count since its only for oral sex? 2. Who has ever used one of these? Does anyone even know someone whose ever used one of these? I don't think so. In fact I don't even think they really exist. I think the condom industry made an attempt 30 years ago at a new market and it failed miserablly. But health class textbooks, since they never get updated still have them hanging around and health teachers, out of their sense of duty to have informed teenagers who bang, keep telling kids about them.
For alot of guys, alcohol makes it really difficult to get an erection. For others, its just makes it really hard to cum. Either way you're not getting a girl pregnant. It is quite a dichotomy here. Alcohol probably gets guys laid more than anything else but also prevents them from begatting. I think its natures choice for birth control. Plus I have heard or read that girl have a harder time orgasming when they're drunk. I bring this up because I don't believe girls have orgasms. I believe that feminists made the female orgasm up in the 70's to try to make women more equal with men. You don't ejaculate you don't orgasm. I know some girls ejaculate but thats just squirting and irregular muscle contractions combined with alot of liquid built up in the birth canal. Thats not real ejaculating and thats not a real orgasm. Its time men stood up and made sure that we're recognized for our orgasmic superiority.