Famous Quotes about Boners that Wiggle

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As far as the laws of boners refer to wiggling, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality -Albert Einstien

If you're boner doesn't wiggle than you're not a man -John Wayne

Employ they wiggle well, if thou meanest to get boners -Benjamin Franklin

Always acknowledge a boner.  This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opprotunity to wiggle it more -Mark Twain

Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without boners that wiggle -Confucius

Men's natures are alike, it is their wiggle boners that carry them far away - Confucius

Every day you may make boners. Every wiggle may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving boner. You know you will never get to the end of the boner. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the wiggle -Winston Chuchill

Respect your wiggle boners and others will respect you -Confucius

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the wiggle boners I admire -Winston Churchill

Always aim at complete harmony of boners and wiggling. Always aim at purifying your boners and everything will be well. -Gandhi

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to wiggle boners -Gandhi

Assume a wiggle boner, if you have it not. -William Shakespeare

Boners have always existed, but not always in wiggle form -Karl Marx

We stand for boners.  That is our conviction to ourselves; that is are only committment to others. -John F. Kennedy

He who wiggles with boners might take care lest he thereby become a huge wiggle boner. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -Friedrich Nietzshe

Choose the life that is most bonerful, and habit will make it the most wiggable. -Sir Francis Bacon

Wiggle Boners are all conquering, but its victories are short lived. -Abraham Lincoln

Regard your good boners as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of - for credit is like fire; when once you have kindled it you may easily preserve it, but if you once extinguish it, you will find it an arduous task to rekindle it again. The way to gain a good boner is to endeavor to be what you desire to wiggle. -Socrates

Never wiggle your boners before you have it. -Thomas Jefferson

A boner of a thousand miles begins with a single wiggle - Lao-tzu

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his boner by conscious wiggle. - Henry David Thoreau

Wiggle Boners saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need. -Voltaire