Girls That I Want to Doink
		I'm attempting to make a comprehensive list of girls that I want to have sex with.  This list doesn't mean that I'm actually going to put forth an effort to have sex with them but that if the situation was right (i.e. absolutely nothing premarital) I would go for it.  The list is also not a ranking but just a collection of girls who are doinkable.  Also, if you're not included on the list don't worry.  It may not mean that I don't want to have sex with you but that I just haven't thought of you yet.  Or it could mean that you're disgusting or have some really bad oddity. (note: this list is nowhere near completion, I've been working on it for awhile and since I haven't updated my page in a almost a month I decided to give my fans something to read.  Check back for a more complete list and page later.
	Britney Spears, My con law professor, The hot girl for the OC, the hot girl from pirates of the carribean - I think her name is Kiera Nightingale or something, Clif's mom, Avril Lavigne, Melissa Starks, Tara Reid, the girl at circuit city when I bought my computer who was only missing half of one arm, the girl with big boobs from my freshman year english class, Beyonce, the MVP of the lingerie bowl (whoever it was),Lindsay Lohan (in the states where its legal), Julia Stiles, Kirsten Dunst, Elisa Dusku, Several of my friend sisters - I'll leave them nameless so they don't get that pissed, Angie Harmon, Kristen Lizer,  Flounder's mom,  Halle Berry, Ashanti, the black girl from bring it on whose also in deliver us from eva, Jaime Presely, Janie Briggs, the medic from third watch, ally from step by step, the olsen twins, Charleton Heston's women from the original Planet of the Apes(she is the perfect women -can't talk, really hot,wears a leopard skin dress and cuddles alot)Tela from he-man, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson's little sisters when they become of age, Dasha, Devon, pamela anderson circa 1995, Carmen Electra, Chasey Lain, Gem, but not her corporate alter ego, Eva Mendes, Joss Stone (that new 16 year old singer from England), Mary Caggiano, approximately 85% of NFL cheerleaders and 63% of NCAA chearleaders, Christna Agulirra's mom in the ass so she could feel what her mom does when she make's video like Dirty and is constantly seen in TV almost exposing her clit, Nikki Hilton but not Paris, Becca's little sister, Maria? Tornberg - the hot german women who gets pulled over in super troopers, speaking of super troopers - i want to doink the hot female local cop, Elisha Cuthbert - the girl from the girl next door - she has just completely topped my list right now.