Dominican Baseball Players are Really Fucking Sweet
My newest idea or dream is to become the GM for a major league baseball team and to put together a team of players who were all born in the Dominican Republic.  This dream all started when I realized that Manny Ramirez was by far my favorite baseball player.  He's awesome.  He belts out home runs and RBI's like nothing and I bet he goes and plays playstation II with all his buddies after the game.  Just look at the names below; the team would be fucking awesome.  Plus, did you see David Ortiz at the home run derby, this team would have the most fun of any major league team, which I think would make them even more productive.  Also, every player would be able to shun the media if he wanted by just saying 'Que'.  Can you just see Bob Ryan getting really pissed off.  Below is a list of players I would try to get as my starting lineup.  It would probably get pretty expensive so I would have to be the GM for a big market team like the Yankees or the Red Sox (who have a good head start).

First Base:   Albert Pujols
Second Base:  Alfonso Soriano
Short Stop:  Miquel Tejada
Third Base:  Adrian Beltran (He's having a good season)
Left Field:  Manny Ramirez
Center Field:  Vlad Guerro (He's switching from Right Field)
Right Field:  Sammy Sosa
DH:  David Ortiz
Pitching:  Pedro Martinez, Jose Mesa, Barto Colon, Miquel Batista, Ramon Ortiz, Jose Acevedo
Relief Pitching:  Amrando Benitez, Jose Jimenez (and someone elses name who I can't read from the quick notes I took)
Reserves:  Tony Batista (utility infielder), Jose Guillen (reserve outfielder), Raul Mondesi (reserve outfielder), Jose Offerman (reserve 1B), Luis Castillo (reserve 2B), Rafeal Furcal (reserve SS)

The pitching may look a little thin, but with that starting lineup they can give up a couple of runs.  Plus I'll just have my scouts scour the Dominican Republic looking for pitching prospects.  That way I'll get the pitching I need and save more Dominicans from an oppresive goverment that does not allow them to watch the Simpsons (its banned in the Dominican Republic - one reason why I'll never vacation there)

But the real point is that I took a quick look at some Dominican players and realized that all I would have to do was put them on a team together and you have an all star squad.  I bet there are a bunch of guys who I missed who would make this team even more awesome (I'm hoping Carlos Beltran)  Furthermore, these guys would have so much fun playing together they'd probably all hit 5 more home runs and knock in countless extra RBI's and Pedro, I speculate, would not even be moody.  If you're a major league baseball owner and you want to hire me as you're GM for next season just email me at
wiggleboner69@yahoo.com.
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