What I Would Do If I Won the Lottery
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1.  Drop out of law school.  If I win at least $20 million dollars I'm out.  Even If I win less than that I'm probably out.  If I did stay in law school I would do shit and just get through it to get a J.D. and than pass the bar so I could do my own contracts and stuff
2.  Create a reality TV show about my life.  I think it would be best suited for MTV but I'll go to the channel that the highest bidder.  The rest of what I would do is going to be incorporated into my reality TV show
3.  Build my dream house.  This would incorporate a monster house and cribs aspect into my show.  Either I would buy a house or property on Lake Ontario or the old fire station on Stuston Street in Rochester.  Than I would build or renovate the building into the best house ever.  My house will just be the best things you've seen on cribs.  Only plasma, flat screen tv's and alot of them.  Every room will have a tv and a video game system hooked up to it.  My kitchen will have a big industrial fridge, a pizza oven, a grill like Nick Tahou's has and a fountion soft drink dispenser.  There will be several game rooms.  One just an arcade which connects to the bar game room that also has an awesome bar in it.  My house would have taps in several rooms and the only beer served there will be Labbat Blue, Molson Canadian and all the wonderful Genny products.  Maybe for St. Patricks day I'll get guiness or something but there will be no bud light, no miller lite and no coors light.
4.  I would become a college slum lord.  I would buy houses and apartment buildings near the Geneseo campus along with the University of Rochester, RIT, Brockport, St John Fishers and Nazareth.  I would hire my dad and my brother Nate to be the maintence men.  This way I have a cribs aspect to my show since I'd be constantly showing college students houses.  It would also have an American Choppers aspect because Nate and my Dad would constantly be argueing on how to repair things in the houses, if they had to repair them and why Nate is so lazy.
5.  I would open up my own Bar.  Part of the show would be renovating the bar, the other part would be running it.  I would hire Regan to manage it and my brother Nick to handle any food served there.  I would also hire a bunch of my friends to be bartenders, waitress and bouncers.  I would hire my friends Mikey and Brian Connor, two of my littlest friends to be the bouncers.  They would have to dress in leprachaun or umpla lumpa costumes when they were checking ID's.  The bar would have a large game room, a large out door area and only limited room for dancing.  Also, there would be an option to buy really strong drinks that use only the cheapest liquor.  The choice drink of the bar will be Admiral Nelson rum with Jolt Cola
6.  I would hire Melvin as my personal assistant.  He'd have to normally dress in a butler's suit, but depending on my mood he may be wearing other stuff.  For instance, if we were going to have a day on the beach he'd have to wear a butler's suit but with swim trunks.  Melvin would take care of all of my personal needs like driving me places, picking up bones for wiggle puppy and buying me new porno.
7.  I would buy the Phi Kaps a new house at geneseo and make it the ultimate frat house.  It woudln't be as cool as my house but it would be pretty damn cool.  I'll just make it with cheaper shit since they'd destroy it anyways.  But it would have an large, almost sound proof party room in the basement so that the police could never bust them.  It would also be located really close to campus so no one ever had to walk, but most importantly it would be closer to the bars so that no one ever had to walk up that huge fucking hill on court street again to get to the bars. 
8.  I might possibly donate somethings to geneseo.  Possibly a sports stadium right below the tundra/ town houses.  Or what I would really like to give them is a train system, or even better a mono-rail system.  How phat would it be to ride a miniature locomotive to class? 
9.  I would buy a small island in the carribean and make it my own country.  Either some play on Pike like Pikeland or the United States of Pike, or I may just name it Peteoria.  Than I'll make corporate friendly laws there and incorporate my company, Pike Corporation there to escape US and NY tax laws.
10.  Sponsor a yearly re-enactment of Sherman's March to the Sea, with an actual burning of Atlanta so the South remembers that it got its ass conquered and stops ruining presidential elections.  I, myself, would play General George Tecumesh Sherman and lead the march to terrorize the south.