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Left:  This is me drinking a 40.  God, just look at it flow down my throat with my hands in my pants.  Doesn't that picture just reek of testosterone?

Right:  Here are two of my buddies, Lindsay Lohan, star of Freaky Friday and Tara Reid.  This picture was taken in the Bahamas or christmas break.  I'm not going to say that we had a threesome but I'm not going to say that we didn't either.

Left:  This is my brother Nate.  He contends that he's the best looking Pike.  No one is willing to tell him, but his red pupils freak people out.

Left:  This is Julie, Sawyer's girlfriend.  I spent a considerable amount of time trying to get her to dump Sawyer and go out with me.  Come on Julie, Sawyer has nothing going on for him plus he hates dogs and he is scared of used band-aids.  For all my efforts all I got was this angelic picture of Julie one time when we were finally able to ditch Sawyer.  The kid doesn't take a hint.

Below:  On the right is another picture of Pugsly so everyone can know how fat and ugly he is.  On the left is are other dog Hanibal.  I like to call him Gentle Ben, Big Dumb Head or Super Nintendo Chomers.  Its a bad picture of him but if you look closely you can see hits nuts.  (They aren't there anymore)