Do You Want to Join the Stone Cutters?
		It has always been a dream of mine to join the free-masons.  The secret international fraternity that several presidents have belonged too and suppossedly has a lot of political clout.  I assumed that it would be really tough to join and that it would be really secretive.  But after looking shit up on the internet with Mike D it seems that almost anyone can become a free mason.  It was a little disappointing.  While I still want to be a free mason I think the better move would be to create a secret society that would be what I had envisioned the free masons to be.  So Mike D and I are starting the stone cutters.  I'm #1 and he's 1a.  1 is still better than 1a but it makes him feel better if he's 1a instead of 2.  I still own his ass.  Also, for any girl that may read this, the stone cutters is a complete rip off of the simpsons.  You may be wondering what are the qualifications of being a stone cutter.  First, you can't be a girl.  Two, you can't suck.  Thats abou it.  Liking beer is probably going to be a big plus for you're application too.  Also, I'm going to combine Kooch's idea with the stone cutters.  Kooch wants all of us, when we start making money, to buy a house somewhere cool that we can all take weekend trips to go hang out.  I figure we can buy some big ass house in the adironacks that would be the stone cutter's secret mansion and also serve as the hang out/weekend trip house.  It's got to be in a wooded mountain area so we can do all our secretive shit there and if we ever want to hunt Ice T it would be a good hq location.  At this point I haven't figured out any of our secret rituals or what you have to endure to join.  But I figure all that stuff will work itself out as we get this thing started.  So if you want to join email me at wiggleboner69@yahoo.com.  Remeber, a lot of what happens in the stone cutters will be determined by when you joined.  So the earlier you join, the better for you.  But if you suck I might just delegate you down to some low number, like 1000 so you never get any  real power.  I reserve the right to do that.
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