It was the spring semester 2001. I was a junior at Geneseo and my fraternity was having an open on a friday or saturday night. I was in the phi kap basement drinking and talking with several of my friends, both fraternity and non-fraternity. Those there were me, Regan, Mike D, Jesse, Mikey, Al, Singer, and even Ronnie Tsang and Mike Davis. A couple of people may have joined in and out but those are the main characters in this timeless classic. What happened that night should be recorded in history books. What happened was possibly the greatest conversation ever partaken by a group of people. Sure the Lincoln-Douglass debates were probably bigger nationally, but it cannot stand next to this conversation for the value of its content. What we talked about was boners. Not how big or when we get them, but just funny boner names. Like wiggle boner. What also came out of this was floppy boner, doggy boner, red rocket boner, salty boner, Michael J. Boner, Tony Danza Boner and even three men and a boner. Only one boner name sucked and that was green boner, the only entry of note entered by Singer. But I cannot stress how magnificant this conversation was. I can do it no justice by trying to describe it with words, so I won't. I also say that the nickname "horse face killer," refering to one soroity girl also came out of this conversation.
But that is only half the story as you may be wondering how I got the screenname wiggleboner69 or why my website is wiggleboner69. Well the next weekend Mikey, doing one of the best things he ever did, signed up for a bunch of boner screennames. I was given wiggleboner69 since my dog is named wiggle puppy. Since wiggleboner69 is a great screenname I took it and ran with it. And everything since than is history.