Update to the Paris Experiment
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		Today is Febuary 5th, 2004 and I'm about to give the first update to the Paris experiment.  First, it needs to be said that Laura Paris did find out about my experiment throught reading my webpage.  I thought that this was going to happen since she can't help but check out my profile and everything I do on the internet.  From undisclosed inside sources, when she first read about my experiment I guess she sat really mad at her computer.  I don't think she really believed that I published my experiment because she checked out my webpage 7 times that day alone!  But anyways, on to the real, scientific part of the update. The experiment may have worked better than I ever thought it could.  Laura has not imed me since discovering the experiment.  In fact, I now believe that she is so scared on conversing over the internet that she has completely abandoned Instant Messenger.  The has been no evidence that she has even touched a computer in the past week.  Furthermore, I believe my experiment has gone beyond the digital world and now affects her real life actions and relationships.  For example, everytime constitutional law ends now, Laura jumps up out of her seat and runs crying for the door before I can even make eye contact.  Maybe she's had a tramatic experiment lately, like her pet catfish died of alcohol poisoning back in Georgia, but I would like to think its my experiment doing it to her.  I'm going to try to observe her actions more and reestablish electronic contact with her.  But sadly I feel her natural response system has triggered the flight mechanicism and she may be unwilling to use a computer again.  Kinda like how the apes in planet of the apes hated water.