| 15 Ways to Tell Your Man is Not So Straight |
| 1. He knows every word to every song ever written by N*SYNC and can perform them with as much aplomb as the queersome quintuplets themselves. 2. He voluntarily watches every sappy romance movie you throw at him - and even has the decency to cry! 3. It takes you half-an-hour to get ready...and it takes him an hour. 4. He is excited about spending a three day weekend with some very voluptuous, flirty and frankly whorelike friends -- and those are the guys from his all-boys school. 5. He lands the solo in the high school choir and everyone can't help but notice the parallels between him and Justin Timberlake. 6. He talked nonstop when he got N*SYNC's signatures on his CD's...all twelve extra copies still in the plastic plus their t-shirt. 7. He knows the difference between fuchsia and purple, and wastes no time telling you so. 8. He actually talks to your face and not your boobs. 9. Plays contact sports like touch football where he is almost ensured that at the end of the game he can slap at least one team member's ass. 10. He offers to make out with another guy friend during truth or dare. 11. He understands and sympathizes with the concept of PMS. 12. Wears a best friend for life bracelet with one of his guy friends(for those of you who haven't seen that episode of Chandler and Joey's bracelet, envision a hideous cross between a Tiffany's and Mr. T bracelet. 13. Writes poetry and love songs for fun (I used to think that was sweet until I reread them, then I just found it creepy). 14. Cries when he can't hit the same note that JC from N*SYNC did at a karaoke party. 15. You catch him in the pool with another guy doing body shots of tequila. .....All very true parts of a girl named Vicky's story |
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