| Top 10 Rejection Lines from Women |
| 10. She says: "I think of you as a brother." She means: "You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance." 9. She says: "There's a slight difference in our ages." She means: "You are one old son of a bitch." 8. She says: "I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. She means: "You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon." 7. She says: "My life is too complicated right now." She means: "I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing." 6. She says: "I've got a boyfriend." She means: "...who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's." 5. She says: "I don't date men where I work." She means: "Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building." 4. She says: "It's not you, it's me." She means: "It's not me, it's you." 3. She says: "I'm concentrating on my career. She means: "Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you." 2. She says: "I'm celibate." She means: "I've sworn off only the men like you." 1. She says: "Let's be friends." She means: "I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with." |
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